Who you got? i think its a toss up (quite literally) over carol voderman or lorraine kelly!

that bird from gmtv is quite tasty as well but dont know her name

Both of those are ****ing skanks.

It's easily nigella lawson.

nah she's too posh and up herself great tits though

vorderman started off well ropey but she gets better with age

carol vorderman

Vorderman is obvious, although she looks like **** sometimes.
Lawson is ****in nice, but a bit heavy faround the waist for my liking.
I have a thing for Eamon Holmes wife, Ruth somthing.
Carol Smiley is fit.
Davina McCall gives me the horn at times.
And theirs a few news readers id quite happily wrestle with.

moira stewart....?? lol

nah definitely some news readers, i cant think of the gmtv woman but she is fit. another hotty is a bbc reader sian something or other

carol smiley is too happy for my liking and she has a mouth like something off bo selecta

Kate Garraway.

moira stewart....?? lol

nah definitely some news readers, i cant think of the gmtv woman but she is fit. another hotty is a bbc reader sian something or other

carol smiley is too happy for my liking and she has a mouth like something off bo selecta

You don't mean Sian Lloyd.:tapedshut
She looks like a cross between David Coulthard and Desperate Dan with that chin.
http://www.famousfeetpaintings.co.uk/images/sianlloyd.jpg

Give me Lorraine Kelly anyday.

http://www.globalhope.org.uk/Images/Celebs/lorraine_kelly.jpg

You don't mean Sian Lloyd.:tapedshut
She looks like a cross between David Coulthard and Desperate Dan with that chin.
http://www.famousfeetpaintings.co.uk/images/sianlloyd.jpg

Give me Lorraine Kelly anyday.

http://www.globalhope.org.uk/Images/Celebs/lorraine_kelly.jpg
lol nah not her, i've seen a better head on a hammer

i think her name is sian williams, check her out she's seriously hot

lol nah not her, i've seen a better head on a hammer

i think her name is sian williams, check her out she's seriously hot

I just googled her and she's a lot better than Hammerhead. But still not my cup of tea. Sorry if I offended you with that horrible picture.:kiss:

I just googled her and she's a lot better than Hammerhead. But still not my cup of tea. Sorry if I offended you with that horrible picture.:kiss:
she is a horror show, definitely a face for weather on the radio

how about anna ryder richardson anyone? or that sarah beeny off channel 4??

there a nice milf that does the weather on BBC south news.

Sharon Osbourne.

Sharon Osbourne.

She's the only women I can think of that has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and looks so much better for it. The exception to the rule.

She's the only women I can think of that has had a lot of cosmetic surgery and looks so much better for it. The exception to the rule.
is this a wind-up???!!! sharon osborne looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

i think i'd rather shag ozzie

is this a wind-up???!!! sharon osborne looks like a bulldog licking piss off a nettle

i think i'd rather shag ozzie

She's still better than Hammerhead.:banana:

thinking about it i cant believe you even thought i meant her:ugh:

i have standards lol

thinking about it i cant believe you even thought i meant her:ugh:

i have standards lol

I reckon you did mean her then when I took the piss tried to think of some other sian. Lucky for you that you managed to find a better one.
Go on admit it you like her masculine looks:luvbed:

I reckon you did mean her then when I took the piss tried to think of some other sian. Lucky for you that you managed to find a better one.
Go on admit it you like her masculine looks:luvbed:
i like her ivan drago jaw....

nobody compares to anne widdocombe though, she's what dreams are made of. love her beer gut and hairy chin

Who you got? i think its a toss up (quite literally) over carol voderman or lorraine kelly!

that bird from gmtv is quite tasty as well but dont know her name
I would do both of them, something about them makes me get the horn, thrown in Fat Fern Brittian and wow, now theres a threesome

fern britton, 2 tonnes of fun right there

fat birds are always more appreciative though so she'd probably be a right goer

fern britton, 2 tonnes of fun right there

fat birds are always more appreciative though so she'd probably be a right goer
takes it up the arse so they reckon

takes it up the arse so they reckon
thats why schofield has that mischievious grin on his face every ****ing morning. he just potted the brown

Nigella Lawson

Technically she's 30 years older than me (read in the paper she's 47)

But in my eyes bollocks is she

fern britton, 2 tonnes of fun right there

fat birds are always more appreciative though so she'd probably be a right goer

She's lost a ****ing load of weight, she's basically slim now. You can't have seen her recently then.

She's lost a ****ing load of weight, she's basically slim now. You can't have seen her recently then.
admittedly since i got myself a job after finishing uni daytime tv aint been my forte!! cant tax dodge forever

i remember seeing her quite a few years back when she was slim, actually quite attractive

Nigella Lawson is a dirty posh slut.

emily_maitis


http://members.fortunecity.com/noops097/emily_maitis062.jpg

http://members.fortunecity.com/noops097/emily_maitis078.jpg

If Liz Hurley had her own tv show, she would OWN this ****in thread.


Cindy Beale.

If Liz Hurley had her own tv show, she would OWN this ****in thread.


Cindy Beale.

I can't stand cindy beale (michelle collins) I think that's her name.
My mate used to have a thing for sharon watts (leticia dean) how sick is that.

letitia dean? old clown face..... i hope your friendship ended with that dude promptly

it sounds wrong but i wouldn't say no to peggy mitchell still.....

letitia dean? old clown face..... i hope your friendship ended with that dude promptly

it sounds wrong but i wouldn't say no to peggy mitchell still.....

Haven't seen him in 17 years.

**** me Peggy Mitchell you're scraping the barrell now, nearly as bad as sian lloyd. Next you'll be telling me you want a twosome with pat butcher and gayle tilsley.

Haven't seen him in 17 years.

**** me Peggy Mitchell you're scraping the barrell now, nearly as bad as sian lloyd. Next you'll be telling me you want a twosome with pat butcher and gayle tilsley.
hey your the one who keeps bringing sian lloyd into the frame.... secretly you sit at home in the dark, sit on your hand and make passionate love to a life size model of her.....

pat butcher is a shambles, audrey roberts now thats a milf

hey your the one who keeps bringing sian lloyd into the frame.... secretly you sit at home in the dark, sit on your hand and make passionate love to a life size model of her.....

pat butcher is a shambles, audrey roberts now thats a milf

Just teasing you about Sian Lloyd.

Who's that ***** of morning television, don't know the channel but I think her name is penny something. I'd **** in her handbag and punch it.

Haven't seen him in 17 years.

**** me Peggy Mitchell you're scraping the barrell now, nearly as bad as sian lloyd. Next you'll be telling me you want a twosome with pat butcher and gayle tilsley.

I had a dream about her once, i'll just leave it at that.

Here's one,

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00340/F_200706_June28ed_i_340017a.jpg

Beverley Callard who plays Liz McDonald in Coranation Steert.

Top slice IMO, i do that till the back wheels went in!

Penny Smith that's the *****.

http://www.mrcrip.com/graphics/penny-smith-kinky-boots.jpg

good call with penny smith, i'd **** that all week and twice on a sunday

good call with penny smith, i'd **** that all week and twice on a sunday

So would I, look at them legs. Not bad for her age at all.

That blonde piece that works behind the bar in Emmerdale?

That blonde piece that works behind the bar in Emmerdale?
behave yourself.... she looks like she's been headbutting parked cars!

peggy mitchell is a better barmaid then her surely...

that bird with the glasses off the breakfast news, Kate Silverton
and Kelly Daglish ( I said Kelly).

that bird with the glasses off the breakfast news, Kate Silverton
and Kelly Daglish ( I said Kelly).

Morning Blakey sleep in did you.

Morning Blakey sleep in did you.
had to go and collect some wages owed, typical asian wanting to haggle over the cost lol, great bloke really

that bird with the glasses off the breakfast news, Kate Silverton
and Kelly Daglish ( I said Kelly).
i prefer the brunette news reader of sky sports news... she is FIT, not really a milf though unless she's from staines and had a baby when she was 12

i prefer the brunette news reader of sky sports news... she is FIT, not really a milf though unless she's from staines and had a baby when she was 12
do'nt get sky news on cable now thanks to Richard Branson, but the wife who does the horse racing stuff the tips and that Alex Hammond I think she's called , I would fill her with my love juice

behave yourself.... she looks like she's been headbutting parked cars!

peggy mitchell is a better barmaid then her surely...

Are we talking about the same woman here?

Are we talking about the same woman here?
are you talking about diane? lol we really shouldn't know emmerdale characters we're sposed to be boxing fans....

are you talking about diane? lol we really shouldn't know emmerdale characters we're sposed to be boxing fans....

****ing hell not her you sick bastard.

The younger blonde one? I dunno maybe she left or something.

I would do Diane, nice bit of old geordie bird, be she knows some tricks in the bed room

I would do Diane, nice bit of old geordie bird, be she knows some tricks in the bed room

The fittest bird, on Emmerdale though, is the one that Andy is getting married to.

:wank: Oh yes

The fittest bird, on Emmerdale though, is the one that Andy is getting married to.

:wank: Oh yes
don't tell me you watch it,
come the colonel Blake revolution all soap operas will be banned, replaced with ****

don't tell me you watch it,
come the colonel Blake revolution all soap operas will be banned, replaced with ****
can we have dianne from emmerdale and pat butcher in the **** shows??

can we have dianne from emmerdale and pat butcher in the **** shows??
good idea, it will help ease the pain

good idea, it will help ease the pain
im worried butchers ear-rings might cause a problem.... could be some nasty injuries right there

can we have dianne from emmerdale and pat butcher in the **** shows??

Yer having a giraffe son,

Blakey if your going to make a soap ****o vid, get that bird Andy is marrying and Dawn from Eastenders in it.

The two of them together. Hmmmmm

Yer having a giraffe son,

Blakey if your going to make a soap ****o vid, get that bird Andy is marrying and Dawn from Eastenders in it.

The two of them together. Hmmmmm

I'll be in it.
You could call it Confessions of a Messiah - The Second Cumming

Yer having a giraffe son,

Blakey if your going to make a soap ****o vid, get that bird Andy is marrying and Dawn from Eastenders in it.

The two of them together. Hmmmmm
let a man live his dream.... this is col's revolution not yours!!

lol but i agree that bird andy's marrying needs to be included, and maria off coronation st

let a man live his dream.... this is col's revolution not yours!!

lol but i agree that bird andy's marrying needs to be included, and maria off coronation st

Oh **** yeah, Maria from Corrie. We know too much about this soap lark.

I'll be in it.
You could call it Confessions of a Messiah - The Second Cumming
the second cumming?? oh of course being a spurs fan coming second is right up your street lol

talking of streets i'd definitely take a stroll up chocolate boulevard with that maria sort off corry

talking of streets i'd definitely take a stroll up chocolate boulevard with that maria sort off corry

That thought has to remain strictly in my head. It's more than me balls are worth.

That thought has to remain strictly in my head. It's more than me balls are worth.
nothing a knife and gag couldn't fix.....

let a man live his dream.... this is col's revolution not yours!!

lol but i agree that bird andy's marrying needs to be included, and maria off coronation st

I agree, but surely even the Colonel can't film,produce and star in it but even if he can he'll need a co-star for the twos-up sequences. Besides my **** is is bigger than Blakeys he showed me his and mine just edges it.

I agree, but surely even the Colonel can't film,produce and star in it but even if he can he'll need a co-star for the twos-up sequences. Besides my **** is is bigger than Blakeys he showed me his and mine just edges it.

I'll film, my missus would kill me if I stared in it. ****ing ***** never lets me have any fun.

the second cumming?? oh of course being a spurs fan coming second is right up your street lol

talking of streets i'd definitely take a stroll up chocolate boulevard with that maria sort off corry

I wish we could finish second, that would be a big improvement on second from bottom.

I agree, but surely even the Colonel can't film,produce and star in it but even if he can he'll need a co-star for the twos-up sequences. Besides my **** is is bigger than Blakeys he showed me his and mine just edges it.
like my dear old mom says..... its not the size of the boat its the motion in the ocean that counts

I wish we could finish second, that would be a big improvement on second from bottom.
dont be suprised if next year you're gunning for champions league mate, you have a really good squad

What I could do, is disguise one of our fit birds, as a bit of an ugly old skank so I can give her a good railing. So it'll be like a paper bag job.

The missus won't mind if she's an ugly ****er.

I'll film, my missus would kill me if I stared in it. ****ing ***** never lets me have any fun.

That's women for you, ****ing killjoys. I'm not telling mine, I'll just tell her I'm at work, which technically would be true.

If your gonna film make sure you don't go covering the camera lens in your love juice when you see me naked. I'm sure to send all the men and women wild on my screen debut. I have one request though I want Blakey to get Penny Smith from GMTV, along with Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman so I can do them all at once, then for afters I'll have a soapy tit wank off fern britain.

That's women for you, ****ing killjoys. I'm not telling mine, I'll just tell her I'm at work, which technically would be true.

If your gonna film make sure you don't go covering the camera lens in your love juice when you see me naked. I'm sure to send all the men and women wild on my screen debut. I have one request though I want Blakey to get Penny Smith from GMTV, along with Lorraine Kelly and Carol Vorderman so I can do them all at once, then for afters I'll have a soapy tit wank off fern britain.

Aye tell me about it. 17 years old. These should be the days of my life.

Stop it Hurricane your giving me the horn you are.

I'd prefer to have a roll in the hay with Jackie Brambles more so than the ones already mentioned.

Aye tell me about it. 17 years old. These should be the days of my life.

Stop it Hurricane your giving me the horn you are.
tell me about it.... he has it too well planned for my liking!

the fern britton tit wank is genius as well, schofield wont be pleased though

I shall not be led into temptation by any one lass.

Apart from Hayley Williams...... of course

tell me about it.... he has it too well planned for my liking!

the fern britton tit wank is genius as well, schofield wont be pleased though

No but that's his problem, the cunt is too old anyway. But whoever suggested Jackie Brambles is onto something there. I'd certainly go for a ramble in her bramble bush. We need a right dirty tart as well, how about Paula Yates.......ooops just remembered she's dead....shame I bet she was a right goer. We still need a dirty slag unless anyone wants the necrophiliac part.

Here she is before she died, she might look slightly different know.
http://www.nndb.com/people/585/000024513/paula-yates-1-sized.jpg

No but that's his problem, the cunt is too old anyway. But whoever suggested Jackie Brambles is onto something there. I'd certainly go for a ramble in her bramble bush. We need a right dirty tart as well, how about Paula Yates.......ooops just remembered she's dead....shame I bet she was a right goer. We still need a dirty slag unless anyone wants the necrophiliac part.

Here she is before she died, she might look slightly different know.
http://www.nndb.com/people/585/000024513/paula-yates-1-sized.jpg

I think that Roxy Mitchell off Eastenders has got a right slutty look about her. I recommend her

No but that's his problem, the cunt is too old anyway. But whoever suggested Jackie Brambles is onto something there. I'd certainly go for a ramble in her bramble bush. We need a right dirty tart as well, how about Paula Yates.......ooops just remembered she's dead....shame I bet she was a right goer. We still need a dirty slag unless anyone wants the necrophiliac part.

Here she is before she died, she might look slightly different know.
http://www.nndb.com/people/585/000024513/paula-yates-1-sized.jpg
i got a shovel and 2 face masks

i got a shovel and 2 face masks

Does that mean you want the part, it's yours as long as I can have a go after you grease her up.

****ing hell, us Brits do know how to scrape the barrel LOL!!!

Does that mean you want the part, it's yours as long as I can have a go after you grease her up.
count me in

i'll bring a couple tubs of flora. dead girls cant say no, thats the beauty of this plan

This is getting a bit too perverse of my liking.

But not for my loving

This is getting a bit too perverse of my liking.

But not for my loving
come in with us if you like.... we'll need a driver

come in with us if you like.... we'll need a driver

Alright then, but we'll need some lime to take care of any witnesses who may rumble us.

how much would you want in cash to **** Whoopi Goldberg, I mean the works, muff diving, rim licking the lot.

how much would you want in cash to **** Whoopi Goldberg, I mean the works, muff diving, rim licking the lot.
i'd do it for free if i got first dibs on our soap ****o film

i'd do it for free if i got first dibs on our soap ****o film
A man with conviction like yours you are definitely in the War cabinet my friend

A man with conviction like yours you are definitely in the War cabinet my friend
a justifiable position after licking the arse of that pineapple head

whoa......

Ulrika Jonsson is a tidy old slamper.
And you know that if she will **** Sven then you know she is game for anything.
I would leave her arsehole looking like a blood orange.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/07/15/mums/celebmums/UlrikaJonsson.jpg

Ulrika Jonsson is a tidy old slamper.
And you know that if she will **** Sven then you know she is game for anything.
I would leave her arsehole looking like a blood orange.
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/07/15/mums/celebmums/UlrikaJonsson.jpg
hahahaha, check your dates my friend, she's up the stick again to a diffrent bloke again, CSA on your case

hahahaha, check your dates my friend, she's up the stick again to a diffrent bloke again, CSA on your case

That is why I would leave her ringpiece hot enough to light a cigarette.
Up the Bum no babies.:banana:

Kate Garrawench


Sorry I meant Garraway

susan kennedy

Helen Chamberlain, of soccer sat, she plays poker, drinks pints loves football and bangs like a **** house door

Helen Chamberlain, of soccer sat, she plays poker, drinks pints loves football and bangs like a **** house door

helen chamberlin is fit as. bet she would be good fun.

I would do both of them, something about them makes me get the horn, thrown in Fat Fern Brittian and wow, now theres a threesome

claire sweeney looks a right dirt bag.

Mrs Doyle from Father Ted.

IAny woman that submissive would be good in the sack.
She would let you do ANYTHING.
And then make you some "Lovely Tea".

Whats that Blonde piece called who does the Style makeover show with Mica Paris the Man-***** with shoulders like Tyson?
She seems a right stuck up ****er but I bet she is as game as a fat kid in a Free sweet shop trolley dash.

Whats that Blonde piece called who does the Style makeover show with Mica Paris the Man-***** with shoulders like Tyson?
She seems a right stuck up ****er but I bet she is as game as a fat kid in a Free sweet shop trolley dash.

i thhink her ame is Lisa Butcher. Proper posh model type. But i get the impression she would lack enthusiasm in bed due to her snobbishness. Shes a bit frail looking.

Shes a bit frail looking.

She needs to be able to take a good pounding

susan kennedy
do you know she's a muff diver in real life? gutted i was

Helen Chamberlain, of soccer sat, she plays poker, drinks pints loves football and bangs like a **** house door

Have u seen her eat fire?
I remember in the good ole days wen i used to have Sky and watch soccor sat, she once turned up in a bikini and illustrated her previous profession as a ****in fire breather!

****in fit!

It must be on Youtube. :wank:

i thhink her ame is Lisa Butcher. Proper posh model type. But i get the impression she would lack enthusiasm in bed due to her snobbishness. Shes a bit frail looking.

Yeah thats her.
I can imagine her squeezing my ballbag and rimming me while she looks up with utter disgust.
Don't let that frail look fool you...
I bet you could bang it in sideways and pop the back wheels in for good measure.

Yeah thats her.
I can imagine her squeezing my ballbag and rimming me while she looks up with utter disgust.
Don't let that frail look fool you...
I bet you could bang it in sideways and pop the back wheels in for good measure.
lmao this thread has taken a ****ographic turn!!

i started an innocent thread about milfs on tv and somehow we have ended up acting out wild fantasies with women ranging from fern britton to whoopi goldberg, ****ing love it

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/Cero666/emily_maitis052.jpg?t=1198059732

http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c396/Cero666/emily_maitis052.jpg?t=1198059732

All night long...until I was pumping dry.

Kate Silverton - BBC Newsreader (Definitely worth a mention)

It's Garrawench, slags. You know it is:

http://img221.imageshack.us/img221/5861/25132215624188010104054zj2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)
http://img228.imageshack.us/img228/82/25140265426606010104054yr9.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Lusardi, on Emmerdale now, love to get sucked off by that.

http://www.myhairfacts.com/i/Linda_LusardiInewgrnTINY.JPG

Natasha from BBC News.

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/graphics/2004/10/27/awards/natasha.jpg

Ryder Richardson, had many a tug to this cunt when she pranced around doing DIY shows in thos tight stonewash jeans.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00396/SNN2802PULLa_682_396036a.jpg

Diane from Eastenders. I'd slip it a length, bet her fanny lips glow in the dark.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/36446000/jpg/_36446038_parish150.jpg

Not bad for her age, I defo tackle a blowie.

http://mvff.com/files/images/Helen_Mirren_web.preview.jpg

naps you've gone too far with helen mirren.... any bird who can pull off the queen is desperate!

Mirren is a GILF, she edged beyond milf territory some time ago.

i have a thing about Ruth Langford, Eamon Holmes *****.
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/105506.jpg

Mirren is a GILF, she edged beyond milf territory some time ago.

i have a thing about Ruth Langford, Eamon Holmes *****.
http://www.strangecelebrities.com/images/content/105506.jpg
is that the bird who does "this morning" sometimes on ITV??! yeah i'd definitely tap that

im sorry but mirren is a no-go! she'll have a fanny like a kfc bucket

Kirstie Allsopp, I got a thing about her.

http://photos8.flickr.com/12706037_bf893e4db2.jpg

Definitely Louise in Emmerdale

Definitely Louise in Emmerdale

Seconded.

Also, Ronnie in Eastenders...........i'd give her a good seeing to.....after her sister.

Yeh the older sister I prefer now, at first the young one was the rpize.

http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/07717_121424_22_6_EMMERDALE_1.jpg

Your all wrong. Take a look at this.


http://img182.imageshack.us/img182/8449/kathkellyms1512468x800gi5.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

she aint a MILF though unless she done a Sarah Platt and got preggers at 13

she aint a MILF though unless she done a Sarah Platt and got preggers at 13
which can be arranged.....

Tricia Penrose off Heartbeat, I'd giver her one for sure.

she aint a MILF though unless she done a Sarah Platt and got preggers at 13

Oh right sorry man didn't read the thread.

Oh right sorry man didn't read the thread.

Posting a picture of a slutty schoolgirl should NEVER be apologised for!!


NEVER I SAY!!!

Posting a picture of a slutty schoolgirl should NEVER be apologised for!!


NEVER I SAY!!!

True man, I can never tire of a slice of the Rosie pie.

True man, I can never tire of a slice of the Rosie pie.

Rosie? Rosie who, id want to google her anus.

Rosie? Rosie who, id want to google her anus.

Rosie Webster aka Helen Flanagan. She is off corrie. Fine, fine pair of tits. Oasis made a thread dedicated to her.

Anyway...MILFS...
Sarah Lancashire
http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00075/F_200611_november01B_75574a.jpg
http://static.whatsontv.co.uk/images/071011_84830_25784471.jpg

Rosie Webster aka Helen Flanagan. She is off corrie. Fine, fine pair of tits. Oasis made a thread dedicated to her.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fjpQi2giiHo

Lena Headey, who plays Sarah Connor in the new Terminator series on Virgin (its still british tv!)

http://starsmedia.ign.com/stars/image/article/847/847068/lena-headey-002_1201057459.jpg
http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/08/13/300_070403024958204_wideweb__300x375.jpg
http://bp3.blogger.com/_LM8wu8HqKaY/Rd35iMuMyEI/AAAAAAAAEik/XbocwFLQPYQ/s1600/oz-072405-LenaHeadeyC1.jpg

http://img232.imageshack.us/img232/2647/ngapmspi1ha3.jpg

:wank:

http://mst.24h.com.vn/upload/news/2007-12-10/ngapmspi1.jpg

:wank:

Theres no picture. Just a little man wanking furiously.

Theres no picture. Just a little man wanking furiously.
thats rizoom

The picture is there now.

The picture is there now.
lmao that got me laughing, fair play mate

Maggie Thatcher is my dream girl.

Haha god damn I hate that ***** Maggie Thatcher but it sure did make me smile.

Sheree Murphy, wife of Harry Kewell and former Emmerdale star.


http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/Sheree-Murphy-2.jpg

Louise Redknapp

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/louise_redknapp_fhm_7.jpg

Kym Ryder

http://i34.photobucket.com/albums/d145/MickyHatton/SNF22SPDA_682_376395a.jpg

Tracy-Ann Oberman

http://img184.imageshack.us/img184/2096/1168517183062954to2.jpg

Turner would get it.

http://www.imaginefurnishings.biz/images/common/anthea_turner.jpg

Turner would get it.

http://www.imaginefurnishings.biz/images/common/anthea_turner.jpg

And she cooks and cleans!

aaaaaaaa wooooooo a wooo

Roni Ancona

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G112169_b.jpg

http://www.ronniancona.com/gallery6/ronnie.jpeg

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/graphics/2007/06/30/princess-diana.jpg

Lorraine Kelly. its not even debatable:luvbed:

http://www.telegraph.co.uk/portal/graphics/2007/06/30/princess-diana.jpg

is that some kind of sick joke?

is that some kind of sick joke?

Quite the opposite. It's a compliment to her if anything, she was beautiful and classy. a Rare mixture nowadays.

**** the lounge is a sensitive place at the moment!

http://www.bbc.co.uk/cult/ilove/royalty/gallery/640/queen_mother_small.jpg

Think that's a step to far Rizoom, although i laughed (again) :lol1:.

It said nothing about them being alive.

Quite the opposite. It's a compliment to her if anything, she was beautiful and classy. a Rare mixture nowadays.

**** the lounge is a sensitive place at the moment!

LOL, I know mate was just bored and pissin about. She was a great woman

LOL, I know mate was just bored and pissin about. She was a great woman

I know a bloke who met her and said she was a bit stuck up.


But yea, id do her. Back in 1981.

http://www.celebwelove.com/Princess_Diana/princess_diana2.jpg

Roni Ancona

http://www.iceposter.com/thumbs/G112169_b.jpg

http://www.ronniancona.com/gallery6/ronnie.jpeg

yes suh!!!!

KATE MACCANN.

http://www.thefirstpost.co.uk/opinion/2005/07/images/070907kate.jpg

Shame on you, women are not objects to lust after.:nonono:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2490065539_5700431b56_o.jpg

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2240/2490065539_5700431b56_o.jpg

That's the most disturbing thing i've ever seen

That's the most disturbing thing i've ever seen

I know mate,


Its actually the 2nd most disturbing thing iv ever saw...this is the first




http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2266/2490082063_0a0eda2aae_o.gif

Thought this thread needed some sanity. Milftown, Tennesse below.

http://www.celebrityxray.com/Images/G/kirsty_gallacher-1b.jpg

UP THE ARSE!
http://www.news.com.au/common/imagedata/0,,5992848,00.jpg

http://farm2.static.flickr.com/1369/652942431_41bca323db.jpghttp://www.newsgd.com/pictures/ent_pic/200703150049_74267.jpg

natasha kaplinsky is a bit milf, in an unobvious way

natasha kaplinsky is a bit milf, in an unobvious way

I'd say it was in an obvious way. She is well tasty.

Anyone remember Jet from the Original Gladiators? She is milf material now:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7701/38143dianey02123846loxb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6050/38158dianey051231170lolk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

Anyone give Sharron Davies one?...

no just me then???.

Anyone remember Jet from the Original Gladiators? She is milf material now:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7701/38143dianey02123846loxb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6050/38158dianey051231170lolk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

She was my first love. Back in the day they had a Gladiators magazine, and they did a 'Jet Special'. I got the papershop to make sure they got it for me and when they gave it me they asked me if I wanted to get it every time it came out. "No," I said, "just this one will be fine."

Jenny Powell appears actually to be ageless, as did Michaela Strachan last time I checked.

Liz McDonald

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/10_01/CallardCorrie_468x489.jpg

She would get it!

Anyone remember Jet from the Original Gladiators? She is milf material now:

http://img56.imageshack.us/img56/7701/38143dianey02123846loxb7.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img291.imageshack.us/img291/6050/38158dianey051231170lolk1.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

**** shes STUNNING

Carol Vorderman blatantly. I've lost count the amount of times I've wanked off to her!

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/nigellaMOS2912_468x381.jpg

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_04/nigellaMOS2912_468x381.jpg

A few years ago definately but she's about two stone heavier now Riz!

i like to wank off to her whilst trying to make rude words with the letters she's just expertly laid out

i like to wank off to her whilst trying to make rude words with the letters she's just expertly laid out

Hahahahahahaha

I've missed you

T'sexy slag Proud Mum has to be everyone's number 1 though.

Orlaith Mcallister

Anyone give Sharron Davies one?...

no just me then???.

The legs on that ***** are ****in amazing. Nothing beats a leggy blonde milf. NOTHING!!!

Jenny Powell appears actually to be ageless, as did Michaela Strachan last time I checked.

Are u avin a larf??
Strachan has become a very wrinkly old man compared to her days on Wak-a-day. (anyone reember wak-a-day??)

Orlaith Mcallister

Not a milf. She is a slut, but not milfy, even if she did get knocked up. (which im not sure she has)

Carol Vorderman blatantly. I've lost count the amount of times I've wanked off to her!

I was lookin at Carol today and thinkin how big her brain must be, and how id like to try and jam my nob into her brain via her gob and jiggle it around a bit.

Still a very doable milf is our Carol.


I think Danni Minouge is milfy now compared to Tweedy. Id do'em both in a shed in the woods.

Not a milf. She is a slut, but not milfy, even if she did get knocked up. (which im not sure she has)

If shes had a kid (Which she has) and shes fit, Shes a milf.

Has Holly Willoughwollahollawollaby had a kid? If so ... She wins.

The legs on that ***** are ****in amazing. Nothing beats a leggy blonde milf. NOTHING!!!



Are u avin a larf??
Strachan has become a very wrinkly old man compared to her days on Wak-a-day. (anyone reember wak-a-day??)

I used to love wak a day, Ms. Strachan probably gave me my first ever hard on.

I used to love wak a day, Ms. Strachan probably gave me my first ever hard on.
http://www.robertworkman.demon.co.uk/photos/casting/big/cast-btm.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5121/29827pshollywilloughby0yq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5121/29827pshollywilloughby0yq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I'd do legendary things to Willoughwollahollaby, Wasn't sure if she had a kid.

Here's another candidate.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00367/myleen_klass_367939a.jpg

http://www.tvscoop.tv/klass.jpg

http://img505.imageshack.us/img505/5121/29827pshollywilloughby0yq2.jpg (http://imageshack.us)

I know OL. Not a Milf as such but who gives a ****.

http://www.robertworkman.demon.co.uk/photos/casting/big/cast-btm.jpg

She was lovely weren't she?

I properly fancied her, I used to tape the wcw wrestling late at night and hitman and her used to be on after it, I used to watch all of it with a boner for michaela.

I'd do legendary things to Willoughwollahollaby, Wasn't sure if she had a kid.

Here's another candidate.

http://img.thesun.co.uk/multimedia/archive/00367/myleen_klass_367939a.jpg

http://www.tvscoop.tv/klass.jpg

Klass is weird looking. Can't stand her.

She was lovely weren't she?

I properly fancied her, I used to tape the wcw wrestling late at night and hitman and her used to be on after it, I used to watch all of it with a boner for michaela.
Hitman and Her! Classic!!! lol!

Hitman and Her! Classic!!! lol!

You know this.... MAAAAN!!!!!!
Good old days.

You know this.... MAAAAN!!!!!!
Good old days.
I used to watch the James Whale show, just for Kookie. Amazing body!

http://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/images/Cookie.jpg

I used to watch the James Whale show, just for Kookie. Amazing body!

http://www.mrchristmas.co.uk/images/Cookie.jpg

I don't remember that, how old are you?

i Don't Remember That, How Old Are You?
31.............................

Any of you Brit Phags remember Gail McKenna? she used to be an ex glamour model before becoming a Kids TV presenter.

http://www.citv.co.uk/static/how2pic.jpg

with the help of google I remember now. not half bad!

http://www.citv.co.uk/static/how2pic.jpg

with the help of google I remember now. not half bad!

How 2, that's how for now!!

Vorderman was on that aswell weren't she?

A load of the GMTV crew, a great one is the ***** from Loose Women Andrea McLean.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74202797.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1935A6DEC864C2BC5D9878805540C72C2FF 284831B75F48EF45

If shes had a kid (Which she has) and shes fit, Shes a milf.

Yea but for me its not whether they have a kid or not, its their mature age.
If some slaggy 16 year old gets pregnant that doesnt make her a milf. She has to be at least in her mid 30's.

Getting old but still fit as ****, thats a milf in my book.

A load of the GMTV crew, a great one is the ***** from Loose Women Andrea McLean.

http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/74202797.jpg?v=1&c=ViewImages&k=2&d=17A4AD9FDB9CF1935A6DEC864C2BC5D9878805540C72C2FF 284831B75F48EF45

Ugly slag with a nose like a potatoe

Ugly slag with a nose like a potatoe

Her nose doesn't look too much like a potatoe to me.

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Davina_Mccall/27939/davina_mccall_photo_7.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Davina_Mccall/27939/davina_mccall_photo_7.jpg

Yes!

She definatly wants it in that picture.
And if im not mistaken, up the wrong'en.:bigeyes:

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Davina_Mccall/27939/davina_mccall_photo_7.jpg

Got a bigger hooked nose than Alan Prost.

Phillipa Forrester?

http://www.wheelspinwilly.com/philippaforrester012.jpg

I don't know if she's a M but I know ILF her.

She's got a face like a drunk Glaswegian, Piggy.

She's got a face like a drunk Glaswegian, Piggy.

One in the bum, no harm done.

We're scrapping the barrel a wee bit.
Lets remind urselves of a MILF should be.


http://www.hollywoodtuna.com/images/bigimages/elizabeth_hurley_france_4_big.jpg
http://www.flisted.com/wp-content/uploads/55581941areyoushaved829200875330am.jpg

For me it has to be Sammy Winward of of Emmerdale

http://img93.imageshack.us/img93/7781/twitchysammywinwardspaint1.th.jpg (http://img93.imageshack.us/my.php?image=twitchysammywinwardspaint1.jpg)

Or the soon to be MILF Tina O'Brien formerly of Coronation Street

http://img11.imagevenue.com/loc444/th_59248_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot05_122_444lo .jpg (http://img11.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59248_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot0 5_122_444lo.jpg) http://img161.imagevenue.com/loc448/th_59260_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot06_122_448lo .jpg (http://img161.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59260_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot0 6_122_448lo.jpg) http://img134.imagevenue.com/loc525/th_59267_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot07_122_525lo .jpg (http://img134.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59267_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot0 7_122_525lo.jpg) http://img153.imagevenue.com/loc481/th_59274_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot08_122_481lo .jpg (http://img153.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=59274_Twitchy_TinaOBrien_Photoshoot0 8_122_481lo.jpg)

Ows about Denise Van Outen.

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Denise_Van_Outen/122030/Denise_Van_Outen020.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Denise_Van_Outen/122013/Denise_Van_Outen003.jpg

An obvious one....

http://mike100915.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/jordan-katie-price-boobs1.jpg

Ows about Denise Van Outen.

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Denise_Van_Outen/122030/Denise_Van_Outen020.jpg

http://www.celebs101.com/gallery/Denise_Van_Outen/122013/Denise_Van_Outen003.jpg

How I miss my big breakfast wanks....

http://i240.photobucket.com/albums/ff36/paintballproam56/milf.jpg

Its Nigella Lawson.

How I miss my big breakfast wanks....

Aye, Johnny Vaughan was something else and Richard Bacon was sizzling hot. :luvbed:

Aye, Johnny Vaughan was something else and Richard Bacon was sizzling hot. :luvbed:

Don't forget Phil Gayle the news reader. I wouldn't half mind accomodating his mahogany chair-leg. :wank:

Lovely avatar, Naps. Doesn't 'alf give me the 'orn.

I must have missed that edition of the Dandy when Desperate Dan dressed in drag though.

Lovely avatar, Naps. Doesn't 'alf give me the 'orn.

I must have missed that edition of the Dandy when Desperate Dan dressed in drag though.

Well it is called the Dandy, wtf do u expect? Desperate Dan was apparently desperate to get his nob chopped off and a tit job.

Anyone ever watch 60 minute makeover?

The designer has massive tits and is fit as ****. Her name is Julia Kendell.

http://www.itv.com/img/150x113/Julia-Kendell-60-Minute-Makeover-IT-c745221f-b687-45c2-ae54-f73372107baa.jpg+ MASSIVE TITS!

nah she's too posh and up herself great tits though

vorderman started off well ropey but she gets better with age

What's snobbery and class got to do with looks? The bottom line is them two are dogs, especially Vorderman up close. nigella pisses all over them, she is well fit.

http://www.awooga.org/images/640zbb6wwj1dodp69c2x.gif

Linda Lusardi

Danni Behr

http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2008/11/15/article-1086022-02718AA7000005DC-71_148x542.jpg

I need tits Bobby. Especially on me milfs. All she's getting is a kick in the cunt.

Both.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/27_0_07_secret_diary_2-431x.jpg

I need tits Bobby. Especially on me milfs. All she's getting is a kick in the cunt.

I like my milfs tall and leggy, and with a strong wiff of slut about them.
I think Behr ticks those boxes.
Id like to tick her ****in box!
:smileysex

I think I'm gonna watch some black ****.

Both.
http://www.virginmedia.com/images/27_0_07_secret_diary_2-431x.jpg

one on the right is more of a GILF

one on the right is more of a GILF

Even better. :beerchug:

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/a35b41ddaaff.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/ea84d97e5cf4.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

[QUOTE=OASIS_LAD;4340967] http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/a35b41ddaaff.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)

http://pimpandhost.com/media/simple/22438/ea84d97e5cf4.gif (http://www.pimpandhost.com)[/QUOTE

:luvbed::smileysex

http://www.onscreenbabes.co.uk/Kerry_Katona/kkatona4b.jpg

http://www.onscreenbabes.co.uk/Kerry_Katona/kkatona6b.jpg

The katona pics made me shiver with disgust.

I quite like Tanya off Eastenders. I have a thing for larger ladies.

The katona pics made me shiver with disgust.

I quite like Tanya off Eastenders. I have a thing for larger ladies.

what about Suzy, she has some nice baps

Not really into her that much.

What about Peggy, now there is a milf!!!!

Dot Cotton FTW.

A foursome with Dot, Peggy and Pat.... that's my ultimate fantasy.

Pppppppaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttttttt!

A foursome with Dot, Peggy and Pat.... that's my ultimate fantasy.

dig up Ethel and get it over with

Them Katona pics are top notch.

I've aways had a thing for Liz McDonald off Coronation Street. She's in good nick for an old timer!

I prefer Jim McDonald, so it is.

nah she's too posh and up herself great tits though

vorderman started off well ropey but she gets better with age

She's a ****iing dog. You must be gay if you prefer that mutton dressed as SPAM over Nigella Lawson. Fittest MILF on telly nowadays is Sarah Palin

Ex tennis pro Annabel Croft.

http://img257.imagevenue.com/loc63/th_15228_index_122_63lo.jpg (http://img257.imagevenue.com/img.php?image=15228_index_122_63lo.jpg)

anthea turnerhttp://news.bbc.co.uk/media/images/40158000/jpg/_40158779_mcandrew_300_300.jpg

Rachel Allen - Chef

http://www.moldfoodfestival.co.uk/images/pages/celebrity_rachel.jpg

Now there is a MILF :luvbed:

Rachel Allen - Chef

http://www.moldfoodfestival.co.uk/images/pages/celebrity_rachel.jpg

Now there is a MILF :luvbed:

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIICE.

What programme is she on? My milf-dar must need a clean.

NNNNNNNNNIIIIIIIIIICE.

What programme is she on? My milf-dar must need a clean.

Rachel's Favourite Food at Home - BBC2, Sunday 11:30

a lot of barrel scraping in this thread

The ex-swimmer who commentates in the olympics

The ex-swimmer who commentates in the olympics

This one?

Sharon Davies
http://images.thesun.co.uk/picture/0,,2004370671,00.jpg

Fern Brittan has been shifting some pounds recently and starting to look a lot better.

Fern Brittan has been shifting some pounds recently and starting to look a lot better.

I've shagged worse.

http://img.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2007/12_01/fernbritDM3011_468x818.jpg