That chick said she drove a Lexus and had a boyfriend. This pretty much qualifies her to blow me, passionately and repeatedly. Since I've started Bzob's 12-Step "Strong Pimp Hand" Program, I'm starting to see opportunity where none existed before. Prissy little cuntsack comes up in here trying to pop off about who runs ****... baaah... I wonder if her boyfriend drives a BMW. As my good friend Tony informed me, BMW stands for "Bang My Wife", and at this point that'd just be one more met qualification for this ***** to be worthy of suckin me off.

I miss her. She should come back. If she was comin at me with an attitude like that living in ****ing Alabama or something, I woulda told that barnyard backdoor hoe to squat and spin, but since she's local, I might be able to get some five-star fellation out of it. After all, rich chicks suck mean dick from what I hear... they're always ****in pindick executives, so when they see engorged x0 ****, they all get all moist and excited and ****. This chick will be no exception.

Own3d.

LOL @ "Bang My Wife"

LMAO @ Dave

You just ****ing Owned her she prob won't say ****.

I forgot all about that dumb arse chick. Who cares if she ever comes back.

I want to bang her as well. Thank you very much. :)

Own3d.

:nonono:

is she hot?

Originally posted by Zen420
:nonono:

Nuh uh, you can't just post faces in my threads. **** that. State your case.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHP3WND11111!!!!!! LMAO@x0 engorged ****!!!!HABWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Nuh uh, you can't just post faces in my threads. **** that. State your case.

Just found the post to be hypocritical and egotistical.
Hypocritical, because of how you went off on that dude that talked **** about your sister, and here you are disrespecting a woman to an equal degree. Now, I'm sure it's all in good fun, just a taken a little to far in my opinion.

Egotistical, well, that kind of speaks for itself. We've kind of been through this on one other occasion on some other topic, I don't remember what it is. Nothing wrong with having an incredible ego, I'm surprised that mine fits in my body sometimes. Your posts seem to come from two different people or personalities at times, one insightful and intelligent, the other brash and ****y, and it amuses me to no end. Although, I have to admit I much prefer your insightful posts to your ****y posts. It actually reminds me alot of myself @ times.

Flame away if you must, but be forewarned, I only have 39 minutes to defend my honor.

touchy.

I'd hit it.

she took your advice of shoving a tampon in that bleeding gash she called a mouth.

Butt pics?

Originally posted by Zen420
Just found the post to be hypocritical and egotistical.
Hypocritical, because of how you went off on that dude that talked **** about your sister, and here you are disrespecting a woman to an equal degree. Now, I'm sure it's all in good fun, just a taken a little to far in my opinion.

Egotistical, well, that kind of speaks for itself. We've kind of been through this on one other occasion on some other topic, I don't remember what it is. Nothing wrong with having an incredible ego, I'm surprised that mine fits in my body sometimes. Your posts seem to come from two different people or personalities at times, one insightful and intelligent, the other brash and ****y, and it amuses me to no end. Although, I have to admit I much prefer your insightful posts to your ****y posts. It actually reminds me alot of myself @ times.

Flame away if you must, but be forewarned, I only have 39 minutes to defend my honor.

You have earned a serious degree of respect with this post. It's not often that someone can intelligently depict their specific objections without turning the forum upon which they speak into a combat ground. Luckily for guys like us, we can set aside pride and ambition to make way for logic and reason. You're a good guy Zen. I don't think I've got it in me to go flaming you for that.

I like pants

pants are good

and apples

**** that PAWS *****......whoever the hell she is

I'm glad to intelligent people can get there point across without starting a flame war. As we all know it doesn't happen to often in this world we call the internet. I have to leave work in 10 minutes and go to my p/t job, so I don't have the time, energy or initiative to go to war with ya. That's not what I want anyways. I've got alot of respect for you, and you remind me of myself in so many ways it's uncanny. Both lefties, both have daughters with *****es we can't stand and a bunch more. You're a good guy too, and that's why I busted out the shaking head smilie, just cause I know your trying to get a rise out of people and I find it funny and unlike you(as far as I can tell from here) at the same time.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I like pants

Sometimes when I'm at my desk, I take off my pants for a little fresh air.

I just had to go and spell two, to, in a sentence where I'm claiming intelligence. All my credibility just went flying out the window. I'm two(j/k) lazy to go back and fix it, so this will have to suffice.

and you don't answer your PMs either.......You suck

These guys make hard words

they frighten and confuse me with big words

Originally posted by Zen420
I've got alot of respect for you, and you remind me of myself in so many ways it's uncanny. Both lefties, both have daughters with *****es we can't stand and a bunch more. You're a good guy too, and that's why I busted out the shaking head smilie, just cause I know your trying to get a rise out of people and I find it funny and unlike you(as far as I can tell from here) at the same time.

Wow.

Read like a ****in plaque on the wall.

Curly, you have mail.

And to all you Cali ****ers, have fun this weekend. Why the hell did I have to be born in Milwaukee and relocate to Nashville? That fate chick can be a real ***** sometimes.

Blue, I'm so proud of you I want to cry.

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sweet titties

thanks

I wish i was as cool as Ghost and Zen

That will never happen