View Full Version : Clubber Lang Vs Mike Tyson


The Noose
10-23-2004, 10:38 PM
Ok, so Clubber lost to Rocky, wel everyone did...THE FILM WAS CALLED ROCKY!! CLUBBER DIDNT STAND A CHANCE!

So, who would win? Biting, fouling and the A-Team allowed.

spinksjinx
10-23-2004, 10:38 PM
Ok, so Clubber lost to Rocky, wel everyone did...THE FILM WAS CALLED ROCKY!! CLUBBER DIDNT STAND A CHANCE!

So, who would win? Biting, fouling and the A-Team allowed.



Clubber Lang is my Tyson fool.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 11:24 PM
Tyson will enjoy some sushi snacks. Tyson is a kinder version of Dr. Hannibal in Boxing.

theironone
10-24-2004, 04:01 AM
Tyson would get an ass kicking, cos even if he did beat down that crazy sucka the A-team would just build an indestructable set of gloves out of a piece of cotton or something then clubber could kick some arse.





















I pity the fool who picks mad mike over Mr T

spinksjinx
10-24-2004, 06:16 AM
Tyson would get an ass kicking, cos even if he did beat down that crazy sucka the A-team would just build an indestructable set of gloves out of a piece of cotton or something then clubber could kick some arse.





















I pity the fool who picks mad mike over Mr T



You are right, Clubber Lang had stamina.

Piggu
08-06-2006, 03:27 AM
BUMPing a thread that hasn't been posted in for 2 years............................................. .................................................. .................................................. ............................................

For the record I pick Clubber Lang.

The Fix
08-06-2006, 06:12 AM
ill take tyson, clubber is a ghey phag.

Galindezs
08-06-2006, 06:14 AM
Two of my hero's.. I LOVED Clubber Lang :D

But I loved Tyson more, I think.

Tyson KO1 Lang, but a slugfest of a fight similar to Benn-Barkley.

Galindezs
08-06-2006, 07:31 AM
****, this almost has 3,000 ****ing views..

Floydko1
08-06-2006, 08:20 AM
Easy TYSON by a AWESOME KNOCKOUT in the first round Clubber Lang like all the guys ROCKEY faced had the worse DEFENCES ive ever seen 2 tell u the truth they had no defence at all so its a easy win for tyson,

American_Ninja
08-06-2006, 10:11 AM
With Tyson knowing that the A team was awaiting, he tore out the padding in his gloves out and put in brass knuckles. He Knocked Clubber the **** out, and had Crocodile waiting with the engine running.

I Love It When A Plan Comes Together

I Pity Da Fool Who Knocks Me Out Wit Brass Knuckels!!

The Noose
08-06-2006, 04:54 PM
I think the pre fight **** talking would of eclipsed the fight.

The Texican
08-06-2006, 06:24 PM
I Pity The Fool That Tries To Eat My Children. Tyson Wins By Ko In 2. Lang Comes Out And Brings The Fight To Him, Throwing Those Wide Hooks. Tyson Covers Up, Bobs And Weaves, Lands Some Hard Shots. Round 2 Clubber Is Breathing Heavy Already, Misses With A Looooooping Left, Tyson Steps To His Right And Lands A Straight Right To The Temple. Over. Fool.

STR8KO
08-06-2006, 06:52 PM
Clubber All The Way