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Magic Man
05-01-2003, 10:40 PM
Brokeass college student who refuses to get a job and wastes his day away at the gym and watching dvds.

seldomTap
05-01-2003, 10:46 PM
Poor stupid tech support guy who sits on his ass at work, waiting till he can go do something interesting.

Curly Howard
05-01-2003, 10:48 PM
Curly Howard (34) Pro poster

realkaps
05-01-2003, 10:57 PM
Kaps (21) pro poster......

Purity
05-01-2003, 11:00 PM
Lost...ran at my own cost...hearing laughter, scoffed
Learning from the rush, detached from such and such
Bleak...all around me, weak...listening, incomplete
I am not a dog, but I'm the one your dogging

I am in a buried kennel
I have never felt so final
Someone find me please, losing all reserve
I am ****ing gone, I think I'm ****ing dying

You all stare, but you'll never see
There is something inside me
There is something in you I despise

Cut me - show me - enter - I am
willing and able and never any danger to myself
Knowledge in my pain, knowledge in my pain
Or was my tolerance a phase?
Empathy, out of my way
I can't die

Curly Howard
05-01-2003, 11:05 PM
I'm on your case
I'm in your face
Put you and your father back in place
Step up sucker understand
Don't you know that I'm the Man
I'm the Man
I'm so bad
I should be in detention
I'm the Man

Shut up!

DOGGx0
05-01-2003, 11:08 PM
Dogg^x0 (22) I am a wanna be someone who has no life and loves to boss people around. I have short man syndrome and get very easily pissed at nothing..... kinda like a chick. I act like I think I am the best, but I really know I am a complete idiot that has NOTHING going for him in life. I am stupid and short. And you know how that song goes... "Short people got ... no reason.... Short people got... no reason to liiiive." I am worthless... everything I do is a bite from someone else. I am unoriginal and I am scared of everyone and everything.....

I think this thread helped me alot...

I am going to go kill myself now. Goodbye.

VulgarTheClown
05-01-2003, 11:11 PM
YAY FOR DOGG!

Purity
05-01-2003, 11:28 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Dogg^x0 (22) I am a wanna be someone who has no life and loves to boss people around. I have short man syndrome and get very easily pissed at nothing..... kinda like a chick. I act like I think I am the best, but I really know I am a complete idiot that has NOTHING going for him in life. I am stupid and short. And you know how that song goes... "Short people got ... no reason.... Short people got... no reason to liiiive." I am worthless... everything I do is a bite from someone else. I am unoriginal and I am scared of everyone and everything.....

I think this thread helped me alot...

I am going to go kill myself now. Goodbye.


oh he just cannot WAIT....to be kiiiiiiiiing!!!!

Magic Man
05-01-2003, 11:33 PM
hahaha, dogg you are a ****ed up short cunt :)

Squezze
05-02-2003, 12:10 AM
6'3 230 pound caucasian man seeking 18-55 year old woman to bang on.

zioxoiz
05-02-2003, 01:49 AM
sarcastic man, homocidal tendencies, hater of everyone.

Fallout
05-02-2003, 02:00 AM
a Canadian that enjoys doing everything thats Canadian

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 05:09 AM
rac1st.

Tammy
05-02-2003, 05:16 AM
College student, not knowing what to do with her life, wants to rip out people's ball sack for fun.

bob
05-02-2003, 06:12 AM
hot

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 06:49 AM
hahaha, bob you skilled little cunt.

bob
05-02-2003, 06:57 AM
:fu:

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:10 AM
I'm not doing those documentaries for you anymore...but I'm still going to keep your 10 pack of cd-rs...

...PWN3D!

bob
05-02-2003, 07:13 AM
right then , somthing terrible will be coming your way

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:15 AM
your smelly gi?

bob
05-02-2003, 07:17 AM
its my biggest weapon

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:24 AM
how about that inflatable blow up doll? I say put a ****ed collar around her neck and away you go...Weapon of Mass Destruction.

bob
05-02-2003, 07:25 AM
WTF

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:30 AM
World Taekwondo Federation can't help you now.

bob
05-02-2003, 07:35 AM
yes it can

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:43 AM
I am Magic Man (21) Tae Kwon Do 2nd degree black belt world point sparring champion.

I demand, restep.

bob
05-02-2003, 07:44 AM
you get none

Magic Man
05-02-2003, 07:52 AM
...I'd post a sad smiley face...but they don't have any here at global.

bob
05-02-2003, 07:53 AM
:stupid:

submission_guy
05-02-2003, 08:30 AM
Originally posted by Magic Man
World Taekwondo Federation can't help you now.

bwahaha! pwn3d!