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View Full Version : Worst sex you ever had The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 12:30 PM Why was it so bad? For me, it was a UGLY FAT chick...I had to do her from the back because my ecertion start diein' when I saw her face GhosT^x0 05-01-2003, 12:36 PM I ain't ever bagged a whale like that. The last chick I had bad sex with that girl I was seeing back in december... the one i bought the gift for. What a brutally horrible lay. ****ing her was like running into a soggy hole in the wall with an hard on. All she did was ****ing lay there and tell me I was the man. I didn't so much mind the last part, but **** BACK or something. Good god. Bluecifer 05-01-2003, 12:38 PM Once I banged this super skinny chick I used to work with that had a gianormous *****. It was like soaking my dick in a warm cup of water... The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 12:38 PM Originally posted by GhosT^x0 I ain't ever bagged a whale like that. The last chick I had bad sex with that girl I was seeing back in december... the one i bought the gift for. What a brutally horrible lay. ****ing her was like running into a soggy hole in the wall with an hard on. All she did was ****ing lay there and tell me I was the man. I didn't so much mind the last part, but **** BACK or something. Good god. Lazy chicks are horrible...Sad part, they dont know they suck in bed GhosT^x0 05-01-2003, 12:40 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity Lazy chicks are horrible...Sad part, they dont know they suck in bed And it's usually the ones who are the real good lookers, too. Sucks to be us. Next chick I rail is gonna ****in ROCK in the sack. Watch. The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 12:42 PM Originally posted by GhosT^x0 And it's usually the ones who are the real good lookers, too. Sucks to be us. YEAH! THey think just lookin good is good enough...how wrong are they Bluecifer 05-01-2003, 12:47 PM Does feeling dirty the next day count as bad sex? GhosT^x0 05-01-2003, 12:57 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity YEAH! THey think just lookin good is good enough...how wrong are they You gotta come down to Tony's Friday night. I'm going to go over there after I see X2. Tammy should go too. The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 12:58 PM Sure. AgonYx0 05-01-2003, 01:07 PM sex is great, i love sex, i love being in control, never had any problems..... The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 01:10 PM Originally posted by AgonY^x0 sex is great, i love sex, i love being in control, never had any problems..... You probably havent had that many partners AgonYx0 05-01-2003, 01:14 PM your right, but this one ive been with almost 3 years, is the ****, not bored of him yet The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 01:17 PM Originally posted by AgonY^x0 your right, but this one ive been with almost 3 years, is the ****, not bored of him yet one day you might run into a sorry lay, and then youll oversit what were sayin' casp3r 05-01-2003, 01:21 PM next time you rail a chick that is a dead ****, pause for a second, looking deep into her eyes... then ram it in her pooper. That should liven things up. Bluecifer 05-01-2003, 01:40 PM BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Tammy 05-01-2003, 02:41 PM Originally posted by GhosT^x0 You gotta come down to Tony's Friday night. I'm going to go over there after I see X2. Tammy should go too. I'll be there. The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 02:43 PM Originally posted by Tammy I'll be there. probably for like 2 seconds Bluecifer 05-01-2003, 02:46 PM How come? Tammy 05-01-2003, 02:51 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity probably for like 2 seconds Maybe three.... No, I'll be there. The Ensanity 05-01-2003, 02:58 PM Originally posted by Tammy Maybe three.... No, I'll be there. thats cool |