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Kempo Chris
04-30-2003, 05:56 PM
http://www.hoslap.net/

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 06:01 PM
yay

GhosT^x0
04-30-2003, 06:11 PM
I seriously thought someone was about to bag on my last name in this thread.

zioxoiz
04-30-2003, 06:11 PM
same here.

Curly Howard
04-30-2003, 06:32 PM
I was till I saw you had an excuse for being at a Starbucks

realkaps
04-30-2003, 06:39 PM
294 MPH.....

http://www.hoslap.net/pimp.gif

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 06:40 PM
434...


































First of all...what's with that label? Way back in the seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied for his purity (remember, this is only a legend). Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts, and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin (when was the last time you spoke to your Uncle Pipin?). By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece, and so won the hand of the beautiful princess, Floribana. Together they lived happily with the benefits of wealth, good fortune, and clear skin.
Alas, alas, the good Princess soon fell ill and died. Sigh.

In his grief, Hubertus turned away from the sumptuous life of royalty and became a solitary figure, often going to the woods to hunt alone. During one of these hunting trips, Hubertus encountered a splendid stag with a cross that appeared to float between its antlers (and no, Hubertus had not been drinking at the time). The vision moved Hubertus to change his life. He gave all his material possessions to the poor, gave up his title, and founded several monasteries. After his death, Hubertus was made a saint and became the Patron Saint of Hunters.

What is it about Jägermeister that makes it so, er, irresistible? Is it the taste? The ice-cold chill? The effect? Your answer is as good as ours. What we do know is Jägermeister is available in the 50ml, 100ml, 200ml, 375ml, 750ml, and 1L sizes. In addition, special packs are available in your local retail store that feature a bottle of Jägermeister with a limited-edition T-shirt, stemmed cordial glasses, or a ceramic stein and companion shooter stein.

At bars and restaurants, look for Jägermeister-On-Tap. This machine chills Jägermeister to a colder-than-ice 4ºF... burrrr. Jägermeister parties featuring great give-away items and hosted by the famous Jägerettes and JägerDudes are constantly going on. Check out your local watering hole for information. And keep an eye out for those Jägermeister Bands!

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 06:41 PM
what the hell is wrong with this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!?>??????!!!!!

realkaps
04-30-2003, 06:42 PM
I dont see nothin wrong with it....

Curly Howard
04-30-2003, 06:44 PM
Me either

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 06:44 PM
me neither

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 06:48 PM
who the **** is deleating my posts????????????????????!!!!!!!!!!

Curly Howard
04-30-2003, 06:49 PM
Not me

realkaps
04-30-2003, 06:49 PM
I havnt seen any posts except for the ones I see now.....

ruffneck119
04-30-2003, 06:53 PM
Yep abusing powers.

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 06:55 PM
****ing ****!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! like 5 of my posts are gone outta this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

realkaps
04-30-2003, 06:56 PM
Why would somebody do that?

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 06:59 PM
who knows

realkaps
04-30-2003, 07:00 PM
I wonder who it could be........

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 07:03 PM
someone thats very bored

realkaps
04-30-2003, 07:03 PM
I know who it is.....

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 07:04 PM
who???????

realkaps
04-30-2003, 07:04 PM
Me....

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 07:05 PM
what a *******

realkaps
04-30-2003, 07:06 PM
:fu:

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 07:07 PM
GET A LIFE ***:cuss:

The Golden Bear
04-30-2003, 07:11 PM
375

Fallout
04-30-2003, 07:39 PM
442

Fallout
04-30-2003, 07:45 PM
best game ever

The Golden Bear
04-30-2003, 08:12 PM
EVA!