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ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:13 PM Driving around in your Escalade bumping rap does not make you cool.
I just saw some old nerd white guy, maybe in his thirties bumping some rap ain his escalade trying to look all hard. Hey ****o reality just called and you are still a ****ing dork. This guy makes Bzob look like a thug. People like that are what’s wrong with the world today.
**** that guy I hope he dies. **** that SUV I hope Caddy stops making it and **** MTV and BET for causing this ****.
AgonYx0 04-30-2003, 04:16 PM dont talk to me ever again
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:21 PM Hey **** you, Cadillacs are the best cars out there, **** your little ***gy import.......
Mr. Beelzebub 04-30-2003, 04:22 PM I am not gonna hate. I am planning on getting a Yukon.
I got a lil' coupe...I need something for the road trips.
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:22 PM It's just a stupid SUV that has no point of being in existance.
Purity 04-30-2003, 04:22 PM people always look like dorks when they have rap music coming outta their rides.
now if he was blarin some slayer, seasons of the abyss stylin.....
AgonYx0 04-30-2003, 04:23 PM yukons are sweet
Kaps you tell him
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:25 PM Originally posted by kaps
Hey **** you, Cadillacs are the best cars out there, **** your little ***gy import.......
Bwhahahaha!!!! You obviously know nothing about cars to say a BMW is a ***gy import.
"The one consistent truism in the modern car business is this: To say unkind things about the BMW 3-series is to reveal yourself as an infidel or idiot. Possibly both." -Car and Driver Mag
Purity 04-30-2003, 04:26 PM B.M.W.=
Break My Window
Bone My Wife
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:26 PM I obviously dont want to be cramped up in a BMW when the seats in my Cadillac are as big as couches......
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:27 PM Originally posted by Purity
people always look like dorks when they have rap music coming outta their rides.
now if he was blarin some slayer, seasons of the abyss stylin.....
This would have been a little more proper but the dude was still a ****ing dork.
I think it would have offended you to have him play that music.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-30-2003, 04:27 PM http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/fdc4e250.gif
Mr. Beelzebub 04-30-2003, 04:28 PM BMW = black men's dream
I can't believe you tools hate bimmers...
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:28 PM Originally posted by kaps
I obviously dont want to be cramped up in a BMW when the seats in my Cadillac are as big as couches......
Doesn't mean they are good cars. I have nothing against Caddy's but they are in no way in the same league as BMW's. They try real hard just like Lexus but they always fall short. Speaking of big as couches check out a 7 series.
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:30 PM I don't like calling German or any European cars imports because then they are put in the same batch as the Japanese. Euro not Import, Euro.
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:31 PM They are not good cars, they are the best cars.....
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:32 PM Tell that to the comparison test where Caddys suck German dick.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-30-2003, 04:33 PM ****, I'll pick an Accord over a Chevy Malibu without even thinking about it.
If I have to buy an SUV, I look for domestics.
Sedan or coupes?!, imports.
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:34 PM What would happen if me and you got into a head on collison? You and your BMW would be totally demolished, I would have to get a new radiator and do some body work to the front......
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:35 PM SUV are mainly for status or looks or some **** I don't understand. There is no point to an SUV unless you off-road with it. Most people don't they by them to be "cool"
AgonYx0 04-30-2003, 04:35 PM B.M.W= Big Mexican Weenie
The Golden Bear 04-30-2003, 04:36 PM Originally posted by kaps
What would happen if me and you got into a head on collison? You and your BMW would be totally demolished, I would have to get a new radiator and do some body work to the front......
good thing too... cause this happens like 2 times a day for me.
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:37 PM Same with people and BMWs they only buy them to look cool, **** if you wanted a practical vehical why didnt you buy a Kia? They are about $15,000 cheaper and get 36 miles a gallon.....
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:37 PM Originally posted by kaps
What would happen if me and you got into a head on collison? You and your BMW would be totally demolished, I would have to get a new radiator and do some body work to the front......
Actually BMW's are only second to safety to Volvos. You are just wrong oon this one Kaps.
Again you are thinking of a dinky Japanese car.
realkaps 04-30-2003, 04:39 PM Originally posted by ruffneck
Actually BMW's are only second to safety to Volvos. You are just wrong oon this one Kaps.
Again you are thinking of a dinky Japanese car.
Okay, you would be okay, but your car would still be ****ed up, alot worse than mine anyway. I know from experiance I already hit a Mercadies.........
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 04:39 PM Originally posted by kaps
Same with people and BMWs they only buy them to look cool, **** if you wanted a practical vehical why didnt you buy a Kia? They are about $15,000 cheaper and get 36 miles a gallon.....
It’s called performance, luxury, handling, safety, build quality. I have taken my car out to Willow Springs so don’t give me this I wanted to be cool bull****. If that were the case I would have put huge speaker in my trunk and all that I want your attention please bull****.
Mr. Beelzebub 04-30-2003, 04:40 PM http://www.orbit3d.com/bbs/civic.jpg
Wushu 04-30-2003, 05:06 PM Originally posted by kaps
Hey **** you, Cadillacs are the best cars out there, **** your little ***gy import....... Cadiallac is the ultimate pimp **** ride
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