View Full Version : Happy Birthday Squezze....


realkaps
04-30-2003, 04:28 AM
For you.....

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zioxoiz
04-30-2003, 04:32 AM
yay for weed and squezze

Leather
04-30-2003, 04:43 AM
Happy Bday Squezze!!...

Bzob
04-30-2003, 09:27 AM
Here this ones on me!

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Magic Man
04-30-2003, 09:32 AM
happy bdaY!

this one is on me!

Bzob says no to poop pics......

Leather
04-30-2003, 09:51 AM
Happy BDay Squeeze!! (second time)....

Kato
04-30-2003, 10:16 AM
This one is on me Squeeze Happy Cumpleaños!


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Kempo Chris
04-30-2003, 10:30 AM
Happy birthday u basterd

wondermut
04-30-2003, 11:13 AM
happy happy ****er!

Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:36 AM
I'm an old man now. 23 years old. Pretty soon I won't be able to take a **** by myself.

Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:39 AM
Two birthday thread for me? I feel so special.

Magic Man
04-30-2003, 11:56 AM
oh poopy, BZOB its not real poop!!!!1 die!

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 12:05 PM
Happy B day

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 12:06 PM
Happy B day to yay

DOGGx0
04-30-2003, 03:49 PM
Happy Hellday.


MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

Bzob
04-30-2003, 03:50 PM
It is? Well someone should have started a thead about it?

DOGGx0
04-30-2003, 03:51 PM
i just did, stupid.

Bzob
04-30-2003, 03:53 PM
**** YOU, so did Kaps and I and we gave him better gifts

DOGGx0
04-30-2003, 03:55 PM
where art though findith this threadicus at, mister ****ty staineth??



you and kaps? what did you 2 like get together and trade off typing sentences? :?:

no. homo.

Bzob
04-30-2003, 03:56 PM
no

Mr. Beelzebub
04-30-2003, 03:57 PM
Hello there.

DOGGx0
04-30-2003, 03:57 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
Happy Hellday.


MAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
:smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke: :smoke:
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEED!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

ruffneck119
04-30-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by Leather
Happy Bday Squezze!!...

Bzob
04-30-2003, 04:01 PM
Happy Birthday SQUEEZE!

DOGGx0
04-30-2003, 04:04 PM
its not spelled like that, dumb ****. its spelled:

S
Q
U
E
Z
Z
E

check it, ***. one E between the Q and Z; 2 Zs instead of 1.

****! where did those admins find you?? you are about as smart as a rock.......... about as bright as a black crayon!

no.

you are a ****ing idiot. shut up.

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 04:13 PM
bday

AgonYx0
04-30-2003, 04:13 PM
whos gonna make the 4th thread saying "happy bday squeeze"



anyways Have a happy bday

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 04:16 PM
HAPPY B DAY

ruffneck119
04-30-2003, 04:16 PM
Originally posted by Kato
This one is on me Squeeze Happy Cumpleaños!


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Leather
04-30-2003, 04:25 PM
Happy Bday Squeeze!! (third time)...

Mr. Beelzebub
04-30-2003, 04:34 PM
Happy Birthday young man, I surely hope your boys take you to a nice strip joint.

The Ensanity
04-30-2003, 06:45 PM
First of all...what's with that label? Way back in the seventh century, a young lad named Hubertus was envied for his purity (remember, this is only a legend). Theoderich of Burgundy was one of these jealous sorts, and so waged war against Hubertus and his uncle, Pipin (when was the last time you spoke to your Uncle Pipin?). By defeating Theoderich, Hubertus proved himself valiant in battle and dashing in a codpiece, and so won the hand of the beautiful princess, Floribana. Together they lived happily with the benefits of wealth, good fortune, and clear skin.
Alas, alas, the good Princess soon fell ill and died. Sigh.

In his grief, Hubertus turned away from the sumptuous life of royalty and became a solitary figure, often going to the woods to hunt alone. During one of these hunting trips, Hubertus encountered a splendid stag with a cross that appeared to float between its antlers (and no, Hubertus had not been drinking at the time). The vision moved Hubertus to change his life. He gave all his material possessions to the poor, gave up his title, and founded several monasteries. After his death, Hubertus was made a saint and became the Patron Saint of Hunters.

What is it about Jägermeister that makes it so, er, irresistible? Is it the taste? The ice-cold chill? The effect? Your answer is as good as ours. What we do know is Jägermeister is available in the 50ml, 100ml, 200ml, 375ml, 750ml, and 1L sizes. In addition, special packs are available in your local retail store that feature a bottle of Jägermeister with a limited-edition T-shirt, stemmed cordial glasses, or a ceramic stein and companion shooter stein.

At bars and restaurants, look for Jägermeister-On-Tap. This machine chills Jägermeister to a colder-than-ice 4ºF... burrrr. Jägermeister parties featuring great give-away items and hosted by the famous Jägerettes and JägerDudes are constantly going on. Check out your local watering hole for information. And keep an eye out for those Jägermeister Bands!

Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:20 PM
I would like to thank my parents for not using birth control that fateful day, sometime in early August, 1979.

Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:24 PM
In this thread I would like to say some thank yous

Thank you,
Transformers
Bruno Gerussi
Eric Lindros
Marijuana
Columbia
Jim Morrison
and Satan.

Lei Tong
04-30-2003, 11:25 PM
Too bad I can't embarass you with a grandiose, resturaunt-style rendition of "Happy Birthday."

Happy B-Day, anyways.

momita
04-30-2003, 11:28 PM
Happy Birthday to you
happy birthday to youuuuuuuuuu
happy birthdaaaaaaaaa dear squezzeeeeeee
Happy Birthday to youuuuuuuuuuuuu...........

and mannnnnnnnnnny moreeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Curly Howard
04-30-2003, 11:30 PM
I always thought you were older then that

momita
04-30-2003, 11:32 PM
sorry, this is all I could afford...........

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Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:32 PM
HA! No sir. I be 23 years of age. Born in her majestys year of nineteen hundred and eighty.

VulgarTheClown
04-30-2003, 11:34 PM
lemme guess what your gonna do for your b-day.... smoke alot of weed.

figures

enjoy it.
Happy b-day

Curly Howard
04-30-2003, 11:36 PM
I see......I was born in 1968

momita
04-30-2003, 11:37 PM
I already got you a present on the other thread, not much I know but sheesh, I'm trying to cut back on expenses........ happy birthday!

Squezze
04-30-2003, 11:38 PM
Ok, having all these as "Must reads" or whatever is making me feel violated.

seldomTap
04-30-2003, 11:46 PM
If you feel violated now...wait till your mates get you drunk then whore you out in the Gay part of town...I was told it was a 23rd birthday tradition

realkaps
04-30-2003, 11:46 PM
There now it is all in one thread.....