Put you hand over your ass, farted, then smelled your hand?

I don't need to.....Mine come to me

I farted so long I passed out... once.

I often do that...and I like to stick my girlfriends head under the covers when I let rip also

I have never done that

Wings clipped?

what do you mean "sometimes"?

i do, and if you are lucky I will pull a full Ninja and throw it at you

I have mastered the deadly ancient art of ass ventriliquism. I can throw a Dim Mak fart up to 75 yards...