i just ordered IT (http://www.gbh.com/c_order.asp?prodid=2132) and now there's no turning back.

so long fellas. i am now official grade A, piece of ****, yuppy.

I dont know you.

I just talked to your mother and she said she doesn't have a son anymore.

poor, poor guy.

it's all downhill from here.

Buy a Miata now, you ****ing homo.

even worse.....

i think i'll buy a ford.

I hope you get a pager to wear on your belt right next to your cell phone holder.

:?:

That is for your Land Line phone right? **** that those things are cool, I used one for years talking to customers and you can get so much **** done instad of holding a phone like a retard. I say good for you and your heightened Productivity.

yeah

YEAH!!!

it's about time someone shows support!






so allison, how's that ***** list goin?

I've had one for years. I'm on the phone all goddamn day. I have the one that hooks around my ear so as to not **** up my hair though...

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I've had one for years. I'm on the phone all goddamn day. I have the one that hooks around my ear so as to not **** up my hair though...

:- l

At least I get to drive a nice car while I play office *****, and lack electronics attached to my oversized cranium.

You are just jealous they do not make one big enough to fit your Mellon

Tony has a bigger head than I do. And he's 2 inches shorter.

You gotta post some pics of you wearing it when it arrives. That's some funny ****.

But here's the test.
Are you getting it cause you need it, or just because your yuppy scum?

Originally posted by Allison
Tony has a bigger head than I do. And he's 2 inches shorter.

Is this True?!?!!??!!?!?!?!??

in actuallity, i need it cause i'm tired of tucking my headset into my shoulders.

hey allison! go get me a pack of cigs!!!
and when you come back i want you leave again just to return them. now bend over and prep dat ass for massive handprintage!!!

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
Is this True?!?!!??!!?!?!?!??

1 inch. yeah, my dome's purty huge.

What size fitted hat do you buy?

dude it's all about the flex fit.

DDD?

All you headset wearing freaks are making me think of a movie that is exactly the opposite of fightclub. You walk around talkin' smooth in your headsets allday, then head off to Starbucks for some Frappucino. And you love it. Can't wait to get up tomorrow and do it again.

to piss you off further zen,
i actually have starbucks deliver boxes of coffee grinds over here. not to mention, i take part in oppressing the poor.

:nonono:

It's not to late to save yourself.

you sure about that?

i'm buying a duplex right now and the first thing i'm gonna do is bump up rents.

Originally posted by Purity
to piss you off further zen,
i actually have starbucks deliver boxes of coffee grinds over here. not to mention, i take part in oppressing the poor.



I think I am in love :lovers:

Nothing wrong with that, that's just good business sense, investing in real estate, slum lords are much cooler than office workers in headsets.

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
I think I am in love :lovers:

that's me on the right cause my heart is shorter

Originally posted by Zen420
slum lords are much cooler than office workers in headsets.

well i'm gonna be working outta home in about a month so does that contribute to any coolness?
opening loans in my boxers & robe, all while drinking a beer at 10 in the morning?
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

Originally posted by Zen420
All you headset wearing freaks are making me think of a movie that is exactly the opposite of fightclub. You walk around talkin' smooth in your headsets allday, then head off to Starbucks for some Frappucino. And you love it. Can't wait to get up tomorrow and do it again.

Holy ****! I guess I am one of those freaks!. I actually love my job and caramel frappucino's! They're so tasty and get me so buzzed....

I have a headset at home. They are way easier to use. I see no wrong with buying to make your work a little easier. Imagine how much faster you can post and talk on the phone now!

what is this world coming to???????????????????

Originally posted by ruffneck
I have a headset at home. They are way easier to use. I see no wrong with buying to make your work a little easier. Imagine how much faster you can post and talk on the phone now!

SEE! All you head set haters can exit to the left please,,,,there is nothing to see here...move a long. thank you.

Originally posted by Purity
well i'm gonna be working outta home in about a month so does that contribute to any coolness?
opening loans in my boxers & robe, all while drinking a beer at 10 in the morning?
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:

A man with a plan, and everything legal at that. Once my divorce is final and I repair my credit, that the dumb ***** helped to **** up, I'm gonna look at getting some sort of rental units. It's not terrible but it's gonna need a little attention. You got some rental prop. already or is this gonna be the first?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Holy ****! I guess I am one of those freaks!. I actually love my job and caramel frappucino's! They're so tasty and get me so buzzed....

I just can't bring myself to like this life. I'm just too ****ing selfish I guess. I have a good sales job, make good money, come and go as I please most of the time, but I just cannot bring myself to like it. I guess I just don't appreciate ****.

All jobs suck, that's why call it work and not happy, fun, blowjob time, but as far as occupations go I'm happy with mine. Doesn't mean I don't get all stressed out and hate people, because I do. Just that I recognize how much worse things COULD be so I'm happy...

Originally posted by Zen420
is this gonna be the first?

it's my first. i probably won't go over $200K either. oh well, it's a start.

Hey how do you go about getting a job like yours Purity?

Originally posted by ruffneck
Hey how do you go abotu getting a job like yours Purity?

accept the fact that people=**** and then go here (www.retrainers.com)

Originally posted by Purity
well i'm gonna be working outta home in about a month so does that contribute to any coolness?
opening loans in my boxers & robe, all while drinking a beer at 10 in the morning?
:cool: :cool: :cool: :cool: :cool:


After reading that...There is a good chance I am going to show Purity My "O" face.














You Know..... O O O O O O O O

Is that what you did?

send pics!!!

Originally posted by ruffneck
Is that what you did?

actually i wasted an entire semester in a ****ing college class. you could take the online course and be eligible in like 3 weeks!

Eligible to work?

Thanks man that kicks ass.

eligible to take you test to get your license.

Man I've used those ****en headsets for years in call centre work, there's worse things you could be buying... like Armani suits or something. That defines you as a yuppie.

- The Jake