From any movie you can think of...

I would be either Van Wilder from 'Van Wilder, Party Liaison' ....


or Arnold's character in pretty much anything he has made...apart from Twins, Kindergarten Cop and Jingle all the Way

I'd like to be Korben Dallas in 5th element so I get to bone Milla Jovovich.

Any character Ron Jeremy plays.

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Brian from Half Baked. That's me right there.

Idon't know.

But since I'm a post slut...........

Doc Holliday from Tombstone......

James Bond

Fat bastard from austin powers.

The avatar says it all...

Failing that, Superman works.

- The Jake

Jake, I would have thought the Joker was more your speed

I was gonna say Tyler Durden as well.

Though I could be happy being Jack.

almost as good as Tyler would definately be Ash form Evil Dead

Originally posted by seldomTap
Jake, I would have thought the Joker was more your speed

No.

And you just wish your life was as cool as Van Wilders.... :)

Although that blonde chick he's with is pretty damn fine...

- The Jake

Leatherface with the Stephen Hawkin intelligence or....the guy from Amelie film...

Originally posted by Magic Man
I'd like to be Korben Dallas in 5th element so I get to bone Milla Jovovich.

What I think you meant to say was either Patrick Bateman, Hannibal Lector or Jack the Ripper.

- The Jake

i was gunna say ron jeremey too.............id have to go withthat spider man guy

Shrek

hahaha...this character is just done to you...;)

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Come on man , get with the program and try it again.

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
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Come on man , get with the program and try it again.


mmmmmm...:nonono: .....

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you win...bastard...

Originally posted by Leather
mmmmmm...:nonono: .....

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All I have in this world, are my word, and my balls. And I don't break neither of 'em for nobody.

Muad'dib from DUNE.

whichever character has access to lots of vagina.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
Muad'dib from DUNE.

DUNE = Worst movie ever.... Pootie Tang was better, and that movie is silly

If your talking about David Lynch's version then I agree. I hate David Lynch's movies anyways. Im talking about the sci-fi series movie that was done in better taste and of course the book.

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I would be Neo from Reloaded. He's discovered his super powers and can easily destroy any of the forementioned characters in this pitiful thread. Nuff said. Die *****es. -Kamino

I'm gonna have to say Neo also, he would kick all ass.

Neo is an excellent choice, but if he doesn't drink and do drugs, well, then no.

Michael Corleone, can't argue with that selection. I love DeNiro as Michael's dad back in the day, I would have loved to have lived back in the 20's and 30's, it seems like it would have been so much easier to get away with being a criminal.

Dirk Diggler

CONAN THE BARBARIAN!



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