View Full Version : Guys, take a look at this sword.
GhosT^x0 04-28-2003, 02:50 PM http://home.earthlink.net/~ghostx0/sword2.jpg
http://home.earthlink.net/~ghostx0/sword1.jpg
Dogg*, I would **** you up so bad with this sword. This thing is taller than you are. This is what it would look like if I picked you up by your feet and swung you around at someone, except without the *****in satanic handle and the kick ass blade. Oh, and the sword doesn't leave messages on my cell phone calling me the dumbest mother ****er and hoping I die. **** you for that ****, you genital ****ing wart. I drive at you with my car and hang out the window pointing this thing at you like I'm Sir Lancelot, then I drive it through your ****ing eye socket at 40 mph and mount you on my car like a flag, all while I drive to your mom's house to **** her.
You piece of ****. Own3d.
*: You can also apply this to GMan.
The Ensanity 04-28-2003, 02:51 PM HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAA*
*:Gman=Pwh3D11111
Purity 04-28-2003, 02:55 PM why can't you do it at 45 mph?
HAHHAAHAHHA Dual Pown4g3...
Seriously, That sword is pretty sweet, it looks a little uncomfortable?
Lei Tong 04-28-2003, 03:06 PM It's obviously not made for practicality, so I'd imagine so.
DOGGx0 04-28-2003, 03:09 PM only ******s wear shinney pants.
going for the "wet look", dave?
***.
Lei Tong 04-28-2003, 03:10 PM I figured it was a plate mail skirt...
http://home.earthlink.net/~ghostx0/sword1.jpg
Compensating?
The Ensanity 04-28-2003, 03:12 PM NONONO the sword made the pants GLOW
DOGGx0 04-28-2003, 03:13 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
NONONO the sword made the pants GLOW
i find that hard to beleive when the sword aint even ****in glowin!1!1! i smell boooool****.
The Ensanity 04-28-2003, 03:15 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
i find that hard to beleive when the sword aint even ****in glowin!1!1! i smell boooool****. It charges his inner CHI, causing the pants to glow...he has the power
DOGGx0 04-28-2003, 03:16 PM Originally posted by The Ensanity
It charges his inner CHI, causing the pants to glow...he has the power
he is WHITE! he aint no ****in Bruce Lee Roy!!!!1
Lei Tong 04-28-2003, 03:17 PM Originally posted by Zen420
Compensating?
Doubt it. This might do the job, though...
http://www.spacedaily.com/images/iran-missile-parade-building-bg.jpg
ruffneck119 04-28-2003, 03:22 PM **** MMA let's get into battle sword fighting.
The Golden Bear 04-28-2003, 03:31 PM cool sword.
VulgarTheClown 04-28-2003, 03:36 PM i'd put it on my wall.
how much did it set you back
Allison 04-28-2003, 03:40 PM 4.00$
More than your life is worth.
ruffneck119 04-28-2003, 03:41 PM Get that **** off ebay dude. Hey Tony if I buy one will you "spar" with me?
The Ensanity 04-28-2003, 03:45 PM Originally posted by Allison
4.00$
More than your life is worth. Pwb3D111111111
The Ensanity 04-28-2003, 03:46 PM Originally posted by Dogg^x0
he is WHITE! he aint no ****in Bruce Lee Roy!!!!1 WHO's the MASTER...SHO NUFF!!!
The Golden Bear 04-28-2003, 03:47 PM You're Toby!
...Kunta.... WHIP!!!!
handjobs4dollars 04-28-2003, 05:24 PM If you need a sword to beat me you must be a *****. But we already knew that *****.
ruffneck119 04-28-2003, 05:30 PM Originally posted by Gman
If you need a sword to beat me you must be a *****. But we already knew that *****.
Beat you up? He's going to chop your fucing head off.
Leather 04-28-2003, 05:35 PM wow! looks like a powerful sword....but I preffer an screaming and silvered chainsaw....
GhosT^x0 04-28-2003, 06:09 PM Originally posted by Allison
blah blah blah blah
blah blah blah blah blah blah blabbity ****ing blah
MAD cleavage.
Fallout 04-28-2003, 06:15 PM http://home.cogeco.ca/~lnickerson3/cleavage.jpg
VulgarTheClown 04-28-2003, 06:20 PM if you compair it to a 6 year old boy
Magic Man 04-28-2003, 10:29 PM I'm not a big fan of those flashy fantasy swords - give me a well balanced folded spring steel katana any day.
handjobs4dollars 04-28-2003, 10:33 PM Originally posted by ruffneck
Beat you up? He's going to chop your fucing head off.
If thats the only way he could win. I feel sorry for him. It's like people in gangs. Thier just a bunch of piss ants.
seldomTap 04-28-2003, 11:09 PM I don't like swords...but I have a ball and chain and a sickle that do some decent damage when I rape and pillage small towns that me and my band of viking warriors conquer
Magic Man 04-28-2003, 11:26 PM Originally posted by seldomTap
I don't like swords...but I have a ball and chain and a sickle that do some decent damage when I rape and pillage small towns that me and my band of viking warriors conquer
you refer to your rugby team as viking warriors?
seldomTap 04-28-2003, 11:28 PM No...I refer to my secret society as Viking Warriors...you haven't been to a meeting for a while?
Magic Man 04-28-2003, 11:32 PM I don't like the doorman, he always asks me for ID. I think he's rac1st just because I am Polish-Jewish.
handjobs4dollars 04-28-2003, 11:32 PM I'm a wasp or a knights(collage). We'll **** you up.
Magic Man 04-28-2003, 11:33 PM is this a D&D role playing team?
handjobs4dollars 04-28-2003, 11:36 PM Ruck Fugby
Magic Man 04-28-2003, 11:37 PM I can say hello in portugese: cumprimento
ArjukanpoKarate 04-29-2003, 12:41 AM *drooling* I want that sword Dave. OOOoOooo
Hey I could teach you how to use it. ;)
GhosT^x0 04-29-2003, 06:43 PM Originally posted by Zen420
http://home.earthlink.net/~ghostx0/sword1.jpg
Compensating?
Die.
Lei Tong 04-29-2003, 11:51 PM The sword's positiong doesn't help your case much...
ruffneck119 04-30-2003, 12:34 AM Looks like you are trying to see if it fits.
That sword ****ing rules. What's the death tole so far?
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