I was known as somewhat as a spitting king in HS - I believe I was the originator of many wonderful advances in that realm:

- the dual directional (split the spit into two seperate and distinct trajectories by placing a finger in front of your mouth)

- the nuclear (basically saving saliva for an hour, then standing on a chair, unload the menace on the floor)

- the long reach (with the correct viscosity of phlem, I was able to project spittle over a distance of 6 meters - it was quite ****ing amazing)

- the sharp shooter (over a distance of a meter, I could pick a spot and generally hit within a 2 cm radius of my target)

I am quite the man.

If I take out my fake tooth and press my tongue inside. The just spit I can a good distance.

Vulgar swallows......

kaps, you taught me how.

Yeah, after you where done I told you to swallow it.....

I think your not recaling this correctly, I walked in on you and money, you on your knee's money grasping you my the head callin you his "tubby vanilla puddin pop" tellin you to show him how you like ot suck the cream out of a twinkie.

Thats when i screamed in fear of my sight being taken from me.

Kaps then proceeded to take a large gulp of man fluids, turn around and ask if i would like one.
at this point I ran

Originally posted by kaps
Yeah, after you where done I told you to swallow it.....


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