Thats right Amazon.co.uk

Where's my ****ing delivery. Coming up two weeks ****ing late and the bastard hasn't even been dispatched yet.

Cunts

what did you order?

im nosey.....

what did you order?

Led Zep box set, all my other Zeppelin CD's are scratched to shit.

i have NEVER ordered off the internet, i hear too much shit about it being late, damaged or just never turns up .. id rather just buy it from a shop and bring it home myself

i have NEVER ordered off the internet, i hear too much shit about it being late, damaged or just never turns up .. id rather just buy it from a shop and bring it home myself

Yep I should have bought it from the record store up by me. But they didn't have it in stock, so rather than wait I ordered it on the internet. Went up the yesterday to buy I couple of CD's and they had it. Bastards.

Thats right Amazon.co.uk

Where's my ****ing delivery. Coming up two weeks ****ing late and the bastard hasn't even been dispatched yet.

Cunts

My missus ordered something from them and it arrived the next day.
I'd ring them ****ers up and have a go.

P.S. Led Zep ****ing brilliant, pity I couldn't get a ticket to see them.

I've seen the Doors and Pink Floyd but never Zep.

My missus ordered something from them and it arrived the next day.
I'd ring them ****ers up and have a go.

P.S. Led Zep ****ing brilliant, pity I couldn't get a ticket to see them.

I've seen the Doors and Pink Floyd but never Zep.

I'll give it a few more days and then I'll ring em up cancel my order and take my custom elsewhere.

Arrr I know I would have sold my house to go and see them.

Holy shit you saw The Doors and Pink Floyd? Oh yeah you told me you saw The Doors.

i gave up on Amazon. Ive ordered lots... but once they sent it to my old address... erm.. once i waited and waited and when it arrived..insteadof my Mike Tyson biography, i got a book on cloud formation!!?

Anyway.. its cheap..thats granted..as for efficient.. thats another question.

Just been e-mailing them now.

They told me it's normal for a order to be 1-2 weeks late, lol ****ers

So I e-mailed em back and told them to get me my money back and I'll buy it somewhere else.

Oh I hope they reply back, I'll give em what ****ing for.

I must have made over 100 orders off Amazon and not once has it been late, or even had any kind of trouble. Top website.

I must have made over 100 orders off Amazon and not once has it been late, or even had any kind of trouble. Top website.

They probably just don't like me, contact them by e-mail and you get the same response back everytime.

Telling me stuff that I already know and that they have not yet recieved any payment. ****ing bollocks.

Thats right Amazon.co.uk

Where's my ****ing delivery. Coming up two weeks ****ing late and the bastard hasn't even been dispatched yet.

Cunts
what you telling us for you stupid arsehole

what you telling us for you stupid arsehole

Shut up you "puff"

Like the time you posted a shitty joke about a terrorist bomber twice to make sure people saw it, which got no responses.

Even Herman the German said it was shit,

"Zis is very bad joke you limey vanker"

But then again Germans aren't exactly renowned for their sense of humour.

Shut up you "puff"

Like the time you posted a shitty joke about a terrorist bomber twice to make sure people saw it, which got no responses.

Even that pretend German guy said it was shit, but then again Germans aren't exactly renowned for their sense of humour.
you really are a horses arse
the terrorist bomber joke was posted on two diffrent forums prick
one to many cocks up your arse has turned you stupid

you really are a horses arse
the terrorist bomber joke was posted on two diffrent forums prick
one to many cocks up your arse has turned you stupid

Shut up you barn raising, redneck, son of a hill billy

If you read properly you would see that I didn't say you posted it twice in the LIMEY LOUNGE I just said that you posted it twice.

Too much cum in your eyes?

It's because you're Welsh.

Yachi ****ing dah.