That grey barnet does me bonce in. I used to love the fella before his hair went grey, when he used to go around with gordon the gopher.

Also, Fern Britton - tit wank - yes or no?

That grey barnet does me bonce in. I used to love the fella before his hair went grey, when he used to go around with gordon the gopher.

Also, Fern Britton - tit wank - yes or no?

He should shave his bonce off the greys made him look old as **** and camp as boy Georges tent.
Fern Brittons a horror , she so ugly you hafta be 18 to look at her, her saggy tits are no good.

He should shave his bonce off the greys made him look old as **** and camp as boy Georges tent.
Fern Brittons a horror , she so ugly you hafta be 18 to look at her, her saggy tits are no good.

Good call on both issues there porlie.

Fern - fat slag.

Phil - old before his time.



Sort it out ITV!

He should shave his bonce off the greys made him look old as **** and camp as boy Georges tent.
Fern Brittons a horror , she so ugly you hafta be 18 to look at her, her saggy tits are no good.


I concur, so I do.

Monk, you dirty devil. Who would adam and eve it eh, if I knew you liked porky birds I would have set you up with mi vida loca.

Fern has got better with age and is now in her sexual prime IMO. I would do anything for a titwank off her, even allow Gordon to have his wicked way with me in return for the ultimate prize. On the dye question, Philip has already dyed his hair, he is naturally ginger.

Fern has got better with age and is now in her sexual prime IMO. I would do anything for a titwank off her, even allow Gordon to have his wicked way with me in return for the ultimate prize. On the dye question, Philip has already dyed his hair, he is naturally ginger.

He is? **** me. I'll never watch this morning again.

Dispicable!

Monk, make sure Gordon wears a condom, he's dead and he's got aids. You don't wanna catch anything.

Monk, you dirty devil. Who would adam and eve it eh, if I knew you liked porky birds I would have set you up with mi vida loca.

As my old Grandpa, God rest his soul, would say...more cushion for a pushing. By God he was right.

He is? **** me. I'll never watch this morning again.

Dispicable!

Monk, make sure Gordon wears a condom, he's dead and he's got aids. You don't wanna catch anything.

Advice taken Hoff. I have heard much of Gordon's antics and now shall experience him for myself.

As my old Grandpa, God rest his soul, would say...more cushion for a pushing. By God he was right.

My granddad used to say something like "If there's no grass on the field then play in the dirt".

Dirty bastard got me nan up the duff when she was only 13 years old.

Incidentally, I've heard Welter mutter the same saying on many occassions.

Advice taken Hoff. I have heard much of Gordon's antics and now shall experience him for myself.

Why d'you think Phil went grey so early eh - wild nights of passion with gordon, that's why. Ol' Phil just got burnt out by Gordon's stamina.

Why d'you think Phil went grey so early eh - wild nights of passion with gordon, that's why. Ol' Phil just got burnt out by Gordon's stamina.

I can confirm what Gophers lacks in Girth he sure makes up for it in Ethiopian like stamina. For a deceased Gopher Gordon is even more impressive.

Good call on both issues there porlie.

Fern - fat slag.

Phil - old before his time.



Sort it out ITV!

I concur, so I do.

LOL Aye ITV need to see we won't take the shit from em no more.
I'd pay to watch Schof have an all in with Jeremy Kyle tho lol.

I'd never turn down a tit wank, especially if its a soapy no regrets no return of favour tit wank.

As for Phil, I work with a load of women who would gladly get their baps soaped up for the Grey Fox so......

I'd never turn down a tit wank, especially if its a soapy no regrets no return of favour tit wank.

As for Phil, I work with a load of women who would gladly gets their baps soaped up for the Grey Fox so......

I love a nice soapy tit wank

I vote option 2.

I like the fact he's not afraid to show his age.

I don't hate Fern Britton but i could easily punch her in the face.

He was one hansome ****er when I was a kid, him and Gordon the Goffer, I grew up with him on the the telly, top man