Because he rules his home with an Iron fist

And at his work he gets:

you get lots of coffee

the messican restaurant is right down the street

i don't have a boss but there's a few ****ers here who try poppin lip and acting bossy so it's cute watching them humor themselves.

you learn how to dance in worse-case scenario and become quite calloused to it.

our receptionist kicks ass and lets me shadow box with her while she's on the phone

i have a dartboard in my office

watching grown adults who are "professional" act like whiney ****ing children on a daily basis is pretty damn entertaining

i have mastered the art of self-taught high-speed copier dejammification!!

the only job that has taught me hands-on the most important lesson in life:
everybody on this planet is a complete ****ing moron and will do nothing but try to drag you down, whether they realize it or not. so your job is to babysit everyone because SOMEBODY has to play daddy.


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and he has a great avatar.

I want some Messican food

i want some italian food.

I had taco bell yesterday.

come work over here bob. it rules. you get to cuss, drink beer at your desk, and throw darts.

I hate you more and more as the day goes on.

that makes 2 of us
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Work=not worth doing.

Originally posted by Gman
Work=not worth doing.

"I have to live back at home."
"I don't have a job yet."
"Life sucks a big one."

I want to get paid it doesn't mean I will do a good job.