mgkirkpatrick
11-29-2007, 12:31 PM
2007 Australian Citizenship test
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are
unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a bloody little beauty??
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a
bit of biffo."
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) Fair crack of the ?
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be ***ged. discuss.
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
10. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
11. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
12. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
13. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
14 Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
15 Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
16. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
17. What does " sinkin ' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?
1. Do you understand the meaning, but are
unable to explain the origin of, the term "died in the arse"?
2. What is a bloody little beauty??
3. Are these terms related: chuck a sickie; chuck a spaz; chuck a U-ey?
4. Explain the following passage:
"In the arvo last Chrissy the relos rocked up for a barbie, some bevvies and a few snags. After a bit of a Bex and a lie down we opened the pressies, scoffed all the chockies, bickies and lollies. Then we drained a few tinnies and Mum did her block after Dad and Steve had a barney and a
bit of biffo."
5. Macca, Chooka and Wanger are driving to Surfers in their Torana. If they are travelling at 100 km/h while listening to Barnsey, Farnsey and Acca Dacca, how many slabs will each person on average consume between flashing a brown eye and having a slash?
6. Complete the following sentences: a) "If the van's rockin' don't bother ?
b) Fair crack of the ?
7. I've had a gutful and I can't be ***ged. discuss.
8. Have you ever been on the giving or receiving end of a wedgie?
9. Do you have a friend or relative who has a car in their front yard "up on blocks"? Is his name Bruce and does he have a wife called Cheryl?
10. What are the ingredients in a rissole?
11. Do you have an Aunty Irene who smokes 30 cigarettes a day and sounds like a bloke?
12. In any two-hour period have you ever eaten three-bean salad, a chop and two serves of pav washed down with someone else's beer that has been flogged from a bath full of ice?
13. What purple root vegetable beginning with the letter "b" is required by law to be included in a hamburger with the lot?
14 Do you own or have you ever owned a lawn mower, a pair of thongs, an Esky or Ugg boots?
15 Is it possible to "prang a car" while doing "circle work"?
16. Is there someone you are only mates with because they own a trailer or have a pool?
17. What does " sinkin ' piss at a mates joint and getten para " mean?