you get lots of coffee

the messican restaurant is right down the street

i don't have a boss but there's a few ****ers here who try poppin lip and acting bossy so it's cute watching them humor themselves.

you learn how to dance in worse-case scenario and become quite calloused to it.

our receptionist kicks ass and lets me shadow box with her while she's on the phone

i have a dartboard in my office

watching grown adults who are "professional" act like whiney ****ing children on a daily basis is pretty damn entertaining

i have mastered the art of self-taught high-speed copier dejammification!!

the only job that has taught me hands-on the most important lesson in life:
everybody on this planet is a complete ****ing moron and will do nothing but try to drag you down, whether they realize it or not. so your job is to babysit everyone because SOMEBODY has to play daddy.

Who is Purity?

I'm pretty sure Heaven must have a mexican restaurant in every corner.

heaven has a gun, one bullet, one chainsaw, and one underwriter in every corner.

Heaven isn't too far away.
Closer to it every day

I forget who sings that.

Warrant, I think

If I eva get a office job I want somebody to kill me.

I will steal your dartboard.

Originally posted by Purity
the only job that has taught me hands-on the most important lesson in life:

everybody on this planet is a complete ****ing moron and will do nothing but try to drag you down, whether they realize it or not. so your job is to babysit everyone because SOMEBODY has to play daddy.

Story of my life man.

- The Jake

Originally posted by Bella
I will steal your dartboard.

You will do nothing of the sort missy.

Originally posted by The Jake
Story of my life man.

- The Jake

well once you realize it and accept it then there's not too many unexpected letdowns :)

btw, bella will not steal my dartboard.

Wanna get me a job

A job aint nothin but work......

Originally posted by Purity
well once you realize it and accept it then there's not too many unexpected letdowns :)

I got probs with the whole ACCEPTING part. I can't just accept it.
I've had this discussion with Seldom several times. Which is why it's a good think I left, let me tell ya.

- The Jake

Originally posted by Purity
btw, bella will not steal my dartboard.

You'd cry.

Originally posted by The Jake
I got probs with the whole ACCEPTING part. I can't just accept it.
- The Jake

you either don't accept it and get nowhere

or

you accept it, conform, and stand in defeat

or

you accept it, face reality, deal with reality like a man, and take control.









linsey will never learn :nonono:

Just zip it.

I can't believe I ate a entire bag of popcorn

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I can't believe I ate a entire bag of popcorn

Kettle corn?

no just regular microwave stuff

Kettle corn is just regular microwave stuff. I had some tonight while watching Helen of Troy.

I see....I got it stuck in my teeth..no tooth picks

Floss?

it won't come out......I tried floss...It's in one of my teeth i had broke...oh well

Originally posted by Purity
you either don't accept it and get nowhere

or

you accept it, conform, and stand in defeat

or

you accept it, face reality, deal with reality like a man, and take control.

**** that... I'd rather get up and leave. Particularly if I'm in a job environment I ****ing hate and have no control over.

It's funny how you get into jobs with companies and you eventually find yourself pasted into a corner with no where to move up and the only way you can is if you leave the company, even if you really don't want to. It's like they shoot themselves in the foot for it.

- The Jake

if i don't control it, then i consider myself a failure.

maybe that's just me.

Originally posted by Purity
if i don't control it, then i consider myself a failure.

maybe that's just me.

Not necessarily. But being in a situation I hate, I would rather fight to change it than just sit there and accept it.

Strangely enough, SeldomTap and I were having this conversation last week. He told me that reaching this stage of acceptance was like reaching some sort of personal epiphany when you realise that you can't control everything.

It's not that I don't accept I can't control everything, but I do accept I can control me and my reaction to events around me. If I'm a situation that's that bad I cause I just can't accept that there's nothing I can do to change it. Even if that means removing me from that situation as opposed to trying to turn the situation around.

Does that make sense?

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
Not necessarily. But being in a situation I hate, I would rather fight to change it than just sit there and accept it.

Strangely enough, SeldomTap and I were having this conversation last week. He told me that reaching this stage of acceptance was like reaching some sort of personal epiphany when you realise that you can't control everything.

It's not that I don't accept I can't control everything, but I do accept I can control me and my reaction to events around me. If I'm a situation that's that bad I cause I just can't accept that there's nothing I can do to change it. Even if that means removing me from that situation as opposed to trying to turn the situation around.

Does that make sense?

- The Jake

...killing strategic co-workers and senior management can work wonders in elleviating this sense of uncontrollability.

At last, you understand why I am unemployed.

They know too much...

- The Jake

Well, at least now you can be like Kain, from Kung Fu, and wander the earth...

jake, we've both said it before....
you need to be your own boss.



a lot of people ***** about working for others but still don't carry the maturity to work for themselves.
i think you can do it.
plus, when things go wrong, you can only blame yourself- therefore you learn from your mistakes and consistently improve. as long as you have the maturity to realize that then you have what it takes to succeed....it's just a matter of time on WHEN you'll succeed.

quit wasting your time. get the **** out there and make something for yourself bro.

Working on it man... I'm working on it...
It's all part and parcel of why my contract was up for renewal/ending around last week.

- The Jake

I got the popcorn out!

I hate popcorn.....

I can still smell the BBQ smoke on my shirt.......Now I'm hungry