View Full Version : Rocky Balboa Vs. Vitali Klichko: Who Wins?


Nautilus
10-23-2004, 05:03 PM
How many punches would Vitali need to finish Stalone off?

The Noose
10-23-2004, 05:47 PM
I could give u an awnser but i couldnt out-do the stupidity of the question.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 05:50 PM
I could give u an awnser but i couldnt out-do the stupidity of the question.


congrats. that must have happenned to you for the first time.

what's wrong with asking silly questions any way?

SonnyG8R
10-23-2004, 05:54 PM
I could give u an awnser but i couldnt out-do the stupidity of the question.

LMAO. This guy is clearly a mental midget.

Now read these words carefully nautilus:

Rocky Balboa is a movie character. He isn't real. :rolleyes:

The Noose
10-23-2004, 05:57 PM
my post was a justified response. As was ur question.
I just didnt have an awnser.
U know that saying "if u have nothing nice to say, u shouldnt say anything", wel i have another saying "**** that!"

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 05:57 PM
LMAO. This guy is clearly a mental midget.

Now read these words carefully nautilus:

Rocky Balboa is a movie character. He isn't real. :rolleyes:


read my question carefully, smartass

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 05:58 PM
my post was a justified response. As was ur question.
I just didnt have an awnser.
U know that saying "if u have nothing nice to say, u shouldnt say anything", wel i have another saying "**** that!"

fair enough

The Noose
10-23-2004, 05:59 PM
read my question carefully, smartass
oooh, yep, he got u there sonny!

SonnyG8R
10-23-2004, 08:27 PM
oooh, yep, he got u there sonny!

Yeah right, boy do i feel dumb. :rolleyes:

Let's see, a 58 year old actor against a 33 year old Heavyweight Champion.

Hmm, I don't know...

SonnyG8R
10-23-2004, 08:28 PM
read my question carefully, smartass

You mean this one:
Rocky Balboa Vs. Vitali Klichko: Who Wins?
I think YOU need to figure out what question you are trying to ask.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 08:33 PM
You mean this one:
Rocky Balboa Vs. Vitali Klichko: Who Wins?
I think YOU need to figure out what question you are trying to ask.



My question was:

"How many punches would Vitali need to finish Stalone off?"

jack_the_rippuh
10-23-2004, 09:45 PM
He would need more than he could throw. Meaning it would be impossible for him to win...Balboa TKO 3; after a brutal knockdown Vitali gets up and beats the count, then Balboa brings the onslaught, Vitali runs to the other end of the ring, waves the fight off, hops out, and goes home.....To his country

The Noose
10-23-2004, 10:33 PM
i think rocky/stallone/cobra/Rambo would win, Vitalis eardrums bust due to the massive sound effects of rockys punches landing.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 10:35 PM
i think rocky/stallone/cobra/Rambo would win, Vitalis eardrums bust due to the massive sound effects of rockys punches landing.


Plus the help of a machinegun and of Afgani Taliban

The Noose
10-23-2004, 10:39 PM
hey hey, lets not bring politics into this!
It has no place in boxing! :rolleyes:

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 10:42 PM
hey hey, lets not bring politics into this!
It has no place in boxing! :rolleyes:

Politics sucks. Agreed.

The Noose
10-23-2004, 10:43 PM
hey hey, lets not bring politics into this!
It has no place in boxing! :rolleyes:
this was meant to be highly ironic.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 10:47 PM
this was meant to be highly ironic.

Ok. I am sure there will be Rambo 7 or 8 where Silvester goes to Afgan to finish Talibs and Osama with the help of former allies and enemies.


Seriously, wasn't Silvester a professional/semi-professional boxer at some point, or is it just a myth?

The Noose
10-23-2004, 10:49 PM
Never heard that one.

Rambo and The A-Team vs Taliban! cooooool

Dr.Depravity
10-23-2004, 10:53 PM
Didn't they already fight in Rocky 4? Im sure they did. Rock took him into deep water and worked the body effectivly.

Nautilus
10-23-2004, 10:57 PM
Didn't they already fight in Rocky 4? Im sure they did. Rock took him into deep water and worked the body effectivly.


Was Vitali blonde back then? I guess the change of hair style made him more succesfull. Wlad needs to change his hair style too, back to the old angry Wlad.

Dr.Depravity
10-23-2004, 11:01 PM
Was Vitali blonde back then? I guess the change of hair style made him more succesfull. Wlad needs to change his hair style too, back to the old angry Wlad.
Yep sure was, he changed his trainer, gym, and hair color after that fight. He wanted to start over new.

leff
10-24-2004, 07:04 AM
By the time Vit was about 16 soo.
Anyway rocky has SUPPAPOWA and he cant lose final.

elgaringo
05-25-2006, 01:49 PM
How many punches would Vitali need to finish Stalone off?

2 punches to finish off Stallone. Left jab, right cross! Now "Balboa" about 17584356547 punches ;)

BrooklynBomber
05-25-2006, 02:01 PM
I knock them both the **** out. ;)

elgaringo
05-25-2006, 02:17 PM
I knock them both the **** out. ;)

You could only beat Balboa if you had a mohican big muscles and you was black. Oh and you aint gettin on no plane :D . But you'd lose in the rematch ;)