...it was the most depressing **** ever.

The conversation was basically talking about old friends and how they've died and ****, it was like:

"How's peter?"
"oh peter, he died a while back, it was sad and we really miss him because usually when we had a problem or something, he took care of it and now that he's gone its a lot harder"
"oh what a shame, how about tony?"
"Tony's still alive...barely, he waiting for a hospital bed not sure if he got one yet, doctors say it could be terminal though"

...etc etc.

WTF!? Don't they have something ****ing better to talk about?

Yeah, like the Justin Timberlake album or somthin.....

Be thankful it wasn't about colosthomy (sp?) bags or diapers.

I Have a fear of old age right now. I pray to be killed befor eI get old. I dont think I could handle it and here in the States they just ship you off to a concentration camp called "Retirement home"

when i hit 55 all im doing all day is smoking weed, and banging young whores. im gunna take out a massive loan and then when i die( form heart attack from the banging of the whores) ill leave the det to some **** i hate and make them pay it off.