View Full Version : What is it with women these days


-CANE-
11-28-2007, 10:13 AM
Women have gone completely mad. I think most of them secretely wish they were blokes.

All of a sudden within the last few years it's suddenly become fashionable to like football. This irritates the **** out of me. What on earth do they know about football, **** all that's what.

After the England game some women were crying and saying they were devasted, ****ing bull****. Suddenly they seem to think they are the most loyal of fans and even have the gall to talk tactics, pure cheek. For years they slagged us men off for watching the beautiful game know they want to be a part of it. **** off and do the ironing that's what I say.

They want to act like blokes and dress like blokes and drink like blokes and I ****ing hate it.

Get back in the ****ing kitchen and cook my dinner.
And start dressing like women again, lets see them nice short skirts and not combats, trainers and lonsdale tops.

And after all this they still want to be treated like women, well they better start acting like them if that's what they want.

You can't have it both ways.

col Blake
11-28-2007, 10:20 AM
seen how many commentators are bloody women, there are more women getting tattoos than blokes, and women drinking out of pint glassess so **** disgusting its unreal

-CANE-
11-28-2007, 10:24 AM
seen how many commentators are bloody women, there are more women getting tattoos than blokes, and women drinking out of pint glassess so **** disgusting its unreal

Exactly they need to buck their ideas up and sharpish.
Next we will have men watching soaps and knitting and running around in high heels and wearing makeup.
What is the world coming to.

col Blake
11-28-2007, 10:26 AM
Exactly they need to buck their ideas up and sharpish.
Next we will have men watching soaps and knitting and running around in high heels and wearing makeup.
What is the world coming to.
do you know you'r not allowed to call a manhole a manhole anymore, It's a service entrance, as it is sexist to say manhole, you find me a ****in women who will go down a manhole then I will call it a service entrance

Sane Man
11-28-2007, 10:30 AM
Get back in the ****ing kitchen and cook my dinner.


You can't have it both ways.

lol, ****ing love it

col Blake
11-28-2007, 10:32 AM
why have women got smaller feet then men
so they can stand closer to the sink

fasman
11-28-2007, 03:54 PM
im all up for equal rights and all the bull****..

but im sorry, the last thing i want to hear when im watching match of the day is some woman commentator having an orgasm when a team scores...

The squeekyness of her voice, puts me right off...

col Blake
11-28-2007, 04:03 PM
im all up for equal rights and all the bull****..

but im sorry, the last thing i want to hear when im watching match of the day is some woman commentator having an orgasm when a team scores...

The squeekyness of her voice, puts me right off...
you must be doing somthing right

phallus
11-29-2007, 03:17 AM
im all up for equal rights and all the bull****..

but im sorry, the last thing i want to hear when im watching match of the day is some woman commentator having an orgasm when a team scores...

The squeekyness of her voice, puts me right off...

yeah, the **** is distracting. i love women, i love their bodies, the taste of their skin when i lick them, but the last thing i wanna hear when i'm watching a fight is some bird's voice, it makes it hard to concentrate on anything except ****ing her

The Noose
11-29-2007, 04:59 AM
I quite like watching sport and **** at the same time. They compliment each other.

-CANE-
11-29-2007, 05:52 AM
why have women got smaller feet then men
so they can stand closer to the sink


hahahaha

Why do women have legs
Seen the mess snails make

What do you call a women with no legs
Dirty Cunt

duffgun
11-29-2007, 08:49 AM
Women have gone completely mad. I think most of them secretely wish they were blokes.

All of a sudden within the last few years it's suddenly become fashionable to like football. This irritates the **** out of me. What on earth do they know about football, **** all that's what.

After the England game some women were crying and saying they were devasted, ****ing bull****. Suddenly they seem to think they are the most loyal of fans and even have the gall to talk tactics, pure cheek. For years they slagged us men off for watching the beautiful game know they want to be a part of it. **** off and do the ironing that's what I say.

They want to act like blokes and dress like blokes and drink like blokes and I ****ing hate it.

Get back in the ****ing kitchen and cook my dinner.
And start dressing like women again, lets see them nice short skirts and not combats, trainers and lonsdale tops.

And after all this they still want to be treated like women, well they better start acting like them if that's what they want.

You can't have it both ways.


Yeah i agree. i hate women that moan about men being useless and not doing anything good but men have invented everthing in this world. All women are good for is cooking cleaning looking nice and its also good to have sex with them and thats about it.

col Blake
11-29-2007, 11:46 AM
Yeah i agree. i hate women that moan about men being useless and not doing anything good but men have invented everthing in this world. All women are good for is cooking cleaning looking nice and its also good to have sex with them and thats about it.
plus if your heavybag snaps from the ceiling, you can test your combos out on them

TheHoff'sGhost
11-29-2007, 12:08 PM
They don't make lesbians like they used to :nonono:

col Blake
11-29-2007, 12:13 PM
They don't make lesbians like they used to :nonono:
should'nt make them at all, it cuts down the field for studs like me

-CANE-
11-29-2007, 12:46 PM
should'nt make them at all, it cuts down the field for studs like me

I don't mind the lezzers as long as there both good looking and feminine and let me watch and then join in. Those hairy bloke lezzers though should just ****ing kill themselves no use to no cunt.

sparked_85
11-29-2007, 12:49 PM
my girlfriend is messier than me, state of her room!...they just don't fulfill any of their stereotypes anymore...*****es.

col Blake
11-29-2007, 12:49 PM
I don't mind the lezzers as long as there both good looking and feminine and let me watch and then join in. Those hairy bloke lezzers though should just ****ing kill themselves no use to no cunt.
well they are use to some cunt

RAESAAD
11-29-2007, 12:49 PM
Here's what wrong with women......They C an't U nderstand N ormal T hinking

col Blake
11-29-2007, 12:53 PM
they just don't understand a black eye nowadaz

phallus
11-29-2007, 11:47 PM
I quite like watching sport and **** at the same time. They compliment each other.

i saw a video of a college girl ****ing hersself with a dildo while a soccer game and techno music was playing in the background. it was pretty interesting actually

blacksky
11-30-2007, 07:35 AM
why are there women in the Top Gear audience. Its just not right. it makes me feel ill.

-CANE-
11-30-2007, 08:07 AM
why are there women in the Top Gear audience. Its just not right. it makes me feel ill.

They all wanna be men that's the trouble. We should never have allowed them to vote in the first place for one. And they say it's sexist to not allow them into working mens clubs and **** like that but then they still want to have their ladies nights.

There is nothing allowed now which is men only but plenty for women only.
They have more rights than us and that just ain't right.

**** me they now get the same amount of money for winning wimbledon as the men and play less sets. Same money for less work.

The world has gone completely mad and it's about time we men stood up for ourselves and put them back in their place which is in the home.

BodyW8
11-30-2007, 08:35 AM
It pisses me off when women in the crowd clap cheer and smile in boxing when fighters are knocked down/out. Leave that to the men, the women should be cowering, crying and holding their hands to their mouths.

duffgun
11-30-2007, 08:39 AM
They all wanna be men that's the trouble. We should never have allowed them to vote in the first place for one. And they say it's sexist to not allow them into working mens clubs and **** like that but then they still want to have their ladies nights.

There is nothing allowed now which is men only but plenty for women only.
They have more rights than us and that just ain't right.

**** me they now get the same amount of money for winning wimbledon as the men and play less sets. Same money for less work.

The world has gone completely mad and it's about time we men stood up for ourselves and put them back in their place which is in the home.

i agree it all went down hill after we gave them the vote