realkaps
04-24-2003, 09:49 PM
I had one, we aint friends no more because I kept tellin him I wanted to **** his mom. She was hot though......
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View Full Version : Anybody have friends with hot moms? realkaps 04-24-2003, 09:49 PM I had one, we aint friends no more because I kept tellin him I wanted to **** his mom. She was hot though...... Curly Howard 04-24-2003, 09:54 PM My friends moms are all in there 60s LukeDothSucketh 04-24-2003, 09:56 PM Point being? Tom 04-24-2003, 10:05 PM Yes. my friends mom is hot and has fake tits. She's smoking.. LukeDothSucketh 04-24-2003, 10:11 PM That IS hot. realkaps 04-24-2003, 10:13 PM You ever get drunk and tell him his mom is hot? The Jake 04-25-2003, 01:42 AM Hahhahaha I know a guy who ****ed his mates mum whilst his mate was having a shower! - The Jake realkaps 04-25-2003, 01:45 AM Lucky bastard..... The Golden Bear 04-25-2003, 02:34 AM my buddys mom showed us her fake tits. it was so cool, she would always hug us after our football games Leather 04-25-2003, 04:00 AM Originally posted by The Blake my buddys mom showed us her fake tits. it was so cool, she would always hug us after our football games amkafsgalaskhlshmmmmñls,mmmmmmm....*my breath is broken*...Does she show you her fake tits??? what a nice *****!!!... Magic Man 04-25-2003, 04:38 AM wtf? the only think my bud's mum showed me was the door when I stole some money. ****ing *****. Leather 04-25-2003, 06:45 AM God bless the MILF's!! Leather **** the MILF's!!.... Aaron Bizarre 04-25-2003, 08:18 AM I used to tell my brother's ex all the time that her Mom was hot. I think I would have banged my ex girlfriends Mom as well. I think it had something to do with our genuine dislike for each other. Bzob 04-25-2003, 08:19 AM a freind of mine ****ed another friend of mines mom when the " drove home " from the bar after a big b-day party. lololol Aaron Bizarre 04-25-2003, 08:24 AM thats wrong. Valerie 04-25-2003, 01:10 PM I wanna be a MILF one day :( GhosT^x0 04-25-2003, 01:40 PM Tanner's been waiting since this thread started for me to say something. Bluecifer 04-25-2003, 02:00 PM I've banged a friends mom before. It was cool because I got to give him the speech about how he doesn't have to call me daddy, but he can if he wants to... Mr. Beelzebub 04-25-2003, 02:01 PM Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge I've banged a friends mom before. It was cool because I got to give him the speech about how he doesn't have to call me daddy, but he can if he wants to... BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!! sig material. Tom 04-25-2003, 03:11 PM Another story- not about a hot mom tho- when we were younger, my friend chris found a black dildo in his mom's room and ran around the neighborhood with it showing us all. It was halarious. I'll remember that forever handjobs4dollars 04-25-2003, 05:35 PM http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadworthlesswithoutpicssmileys.gif The Ensanity 04-25-2003, 05:39 PM Originally posted by Gman http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/threadworthlesswithoutpicssmileys.gif HAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ruffneck119 04-25-2003, 05:42 PM Not really but I saw a hot 35 year old lady last night. Damn she was looking good. realkaps 04-25-2003, 06:16 PM Originally posted by Tom Another story- not about a hot mom tho- when we were younger, my friend chris found a black dildo in his mom's room and ran around the neighborhood with it showing us all. It was halarious. I'll remember that forever Ewww, he touched it. Did someone explain to him that it was in his moms cooter at one point or another? Tom 04-25-2003, 06:18 PM he's a sick bastard man. he didn't care. he made sure EVERYONE knew his mom had a dildo too. Bluecifer 04-25-2003, 06:19 PM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! If I got a hold of my friend's mom's dildo i would start licking it purely for the symbolism! HAHAHAHAHAHAHLMFAO!!!!1111111 Tom 04-25-2003, 06:21 PM hahahaha. his mom is about 220 lbs. realkaps 04-25-2003, 06:21 PM I am speachless..... Bluecifer 04-25-2003, 06:22 PM Originally posted by Tom hahahaha. his mom is about 220 lbs. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA! That makes it even funnier!!!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAALMFAOAHAHAHAHAHAH*lickin g dildo*hahahahhahah220lbs!!!!HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Tom 04-25-2003, 06:25 PM Originally posted by kaps I am speachless..... Valerie 04-25-2003, 08:25 PM Not really but I saw a hot 35 year old lady last night. Damn she was looking good Yeah, 35's ancient! ::rolls eyes:: :lol1: |