And now my ******* feels like it is on fire. Not good.

Japeno on pizza does that for me

yeah its like someone shoved a torch in my *******, and doused it in gasoline for good measure. and my **** has an odd red/yellow hue to it today also

Firey *******s are the worst...once i tries spray water in my crack to cool it...dont work

HAHAHAHAHA! If I wash down Jalapenos with Vodka my rectum burns too! Come to think of it, I haven't taken a **** today...maybe I'm not getting enough fiber.....?

The ring of fire.....