Mine consists of friends coming over...not bringing anything....200 questions about fighters and explaining the ground game...spilled drinks on the floor (I'm never going to get my deposit back)....me showing what ever new dork someone is sure to bring how a triangle choke really does work..then waiting for everyone to leave so I can watch the replay and actually see the matches.

You?????

I'm one of ther idiots that goes to watch it at a friends house and gets drunk and makes a scene and a mess while consuming all their goods.. I don't like inviting THOSE kind of people to my house. They always end up hitting on my GF and don't even try to hide it...

Almost the same, just add alcohol, weed and many amateur grappling matches to your description.

Wait to DL it from Internet like a bastard european and then show it to my friends or my g/f and listen sentences like "mmmmm...this Phil Baroni (or Belfort) is hot" *words from my g/f and other girls*....

I don't invite anyone to my house. Usually me and my brother watch it. It saves me from having to listen to people complain if a fight is slow or something.

You guys get to watch it? :(

UFC ritual:

Going to miller8966's house with TeaBag and another friend who doesn't go on forums. We get ****blasted and the next day can't remember the main event. Usually there is one guy there who doesn't understand UFC and doesn't care either. I hope he dies.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Mine consists of friends coming over...not bringing anything....200 questions about fighters and explaining the ground game...spilled drinks on the floor (I'm never going to get my deposit back)....me showing what ever new dork someone is sure to bring how a triangle choke really does work..then waiting for everyone to leave so I can watch the replay and actually see the matches.

You?????

Samething as you Curly but I get people to STFU during the matches. I have put someone in a triangle choke though. Some friend of my brothers that said it was fake and gay.

Boy, thats was fun

Yes, watching MMA with marks and triangle chokes go hand and hand......

Go to my dad's and drink his beer and gin.

Invite a handfull of friends over, Get drunk early. Be waited before the first 5 matches are over. get high. fall a sleep before the main even. wake up, and wonder where every one is at. make coffee. fast forward my recorded tape and wat the main event.

go to this giant billiards hall where my friends girlfriend puts it on for us and like 30 people to watch.

i dont whatch it i just sit at home and touch my self while listening to enya

I typically go to my friends housees (or bar, basically anywhere that shows it) stay stone cold sober and leave when the fights are over and go home

hahaha, ****ing weirdo.

yeah you are a freak vulgar

i meant you bob, you weird ****...enya? Who woulda thought?

me wierd????? NO

I usually order the PPV, make myself a ****tail. Get out my Don Frye and Wanderlei Silva dolls, lay on the couch with them and suck my thumb. I love the UFC.