anybody got a good ricky hatton photo? I cummed all over me old one.

































































bloody hogwarts english muffin

me dogs bullocks smell like your breath......

me dogs bullocks smell like your breath......

fat yanks pollutin the atmosphere, the lot of ya

fat yanks pollutin the atmosphere, the lot of ya

And saving quiters and sheep shaggers from the Duetche.

And saving quiters and sheep shaggers from the Duetche.

**** off..

**** off..

you luv me....brit phag

you luv me....brit phag

I love nothing

DEREK:
I saw this bloke the other day.
CLIVE:
No, did you?
DEREK:
Did I tell you?
CLIVE:
No! You d- .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
No, you didn't, I don't ****ing b- ..... don't come that with me!
DEREK:
No, really, I know .....
CLIVE:
You saw this bloke the other day?
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
You don't expect me to believe that, do you?
DEREK:
I don't, no, I don't.
CLIVE:
Oh, that's outrageous that is.
DEREK:
What, I know.
CLIVE:
That's outrageous.
DEREK:
Yeah, but .....
CLIVE:
You saw this bloke the other day! Ha ha!
DEREK:
No, It's true an' all, it's true.
CLIVE:
Oh, come off it, you cunt!
DEREK:
Yeah, huh huh huh.
CLIVE:
"Saw this bloke the other day", you cunt!
DEREK:
I saw him. I saw him.
CLIVE:
Course you didn't, you never saw a bloke the other day.
DEREK:
I saw him.
CLIVE:
How could you have done?
DEREK:
I don't know. That's what .....
CLIVE:
Well, all right .....
DEREK:
..... that's what I, that's what, er, defied, er, er, description .....
CLIVE:
All right.
DEREK:
I saw him and I don't know how! I don't know how I saw him, but I saw him! I was going along the street and I saw this bloke.
CLIVE:
Yeah, no, come on, what proof have you ****ing got that you saw this bloke.
DEREK:
I got no proof. All right, no, .....
CLIVE:
What, what, what proof, what proof have you got?
DEREK:
I've got no proof, mate.
CLIVE:
What proof?
DEREK:
Just .....
CLIVE:
Well, without proof there's no ****ing point in talking, is there?
DEREK:
Well, there is .....
CLIVE:
I can prove that I'm here 'cause I've got a witness.
DEREK:
Who?
CLIVE:
You!
DEREK:
I ..... where are you?
CLIVE:
I'm here, cunt! Can't you see me? Cuh ..... You talk about some bloke you saw the other day .....
DEREK:
Yeah.
CLIVE:
Yeah, O.K., you've seen a bloke, have you? So what's so good about that?
DEREK:
Nothing. Nothing, I .....
CLIVE:
What's so interesting about this particular story?
DEREK:
There's noth-, I just wanted to tell you, I saw this bloke.
CLIVE:
You saw a bloke, er, er, you saw a bloke, you saw a bloke, so, so what, so, you saw him. So what happened?
DEREK:
Nothing happened.
CLIVE:
Any happier? You any happier? You feeling better for seeing this bloke? Course you aren't!
DEREK:
I didn't say I'd feel better.
CLIVE:
WHY RAISE IT IN THE FIRST ****ING PLACE THEN?!
DEREK:
I thought you might be interested.
CLIVE:
I wasn't in the least interested! I was sitting here quietly wanking.
DEREK:
How would I know?
CLIVE:
How would you know? By ****ing intuition, mate! Can't you have something intuitive?
DEREK:
All right, I saw this, this, this woman.
CLIVE:
That's better.
DEREK:
Right.
CLIVE:
Now you're talking.