I suck. I just freak. and Im barely good at that.

I am good at dancing salsa, merengue and all that latin stuff.

white man dance.

I can tap a mean foot and nod a crazy head.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
I can tap a mean foot HAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA


I hear that.

Are you on beat when you do it?

somewhat, I have to concentrate though.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
somewhat, I have to concentrate though. Awesome...

TIP: Use Alcohol, and you always think youre on beat

Originally posted by Gman
white man dance.


my friends girlfriend told me I dance liek a white guy (go figure right) and I took it as an insult and retired from my unorthodox graceless dance moves.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Awesome...

TIP: Use Alcohol, and you always think youre on beat


found that trick, I need to be liquored up something awful to get up and dance. The next day I usually feel embarrassed.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
my friends girlfriend told me I dance liek a white guy (go figure right) and I took it as an insult and retired from my unorthodox graceless dance moves.

I just hump the air and think that I look good.

Originally posted by Aaron Misery
The next day I usually feel embarrassed. If you ever start to feel like that, drink some more

Im not a bad dancer, but i wouldnt say im good

LOL, dude it was the next day when I realized that I was "Lord of the dance"

Yes, I'm a pretty good dancer. I do my best work while wearing sweats and no underwear...

i've been told that i can get down.

gimmie a freaky girl that can move, 2 hits of X, a semi crowded floor, and a tight l.l. cool j jam....i'll set that muther****er off.

i get down dancing

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Yes, I'm a pretty good dancer. I do my best work while wearing sweats and no underwear... Girl was freakin me against the wall all night one time when I had some sweats on...I damn near came

Originally posted by Purity
i've been told that i can get down.

gimmie a freaky girl that can move, 2 hits of X, a semi crowded floor, and a tight l.l. cool j jam....i'll set that muther****er off.

One hit of X is enough for me. 2 is too much...

Actually i can dance pretty good. That's why I love the clubs chicks dig guys who can dance good.

I can shake my rump pretty well, but that's about it.

Ive gotten better over the years.

If your with a girl from Romania for like 5 years you tend to get " better at it"

you see, poor Europian women dance so much because, like sex, its free. ( for them anyway ) so every family get together is like watching the grind.

Like you folks, I got two left feet, need to be hammered, have to like the song, and suck up the thought that I will feel like a Big white jackass in the morning.

Thats why I need a girlfriend who dances like Elaine on Seinfield.

I used to have a mean running man back circa 92. I let myself go and my robot got rusty.

Thats why I need a girlfriend who dances like Elaine on Seinfield.


have still yet to see that episode.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
One hit of X is enough for me. 2 is too much...

the 2nd is for the girl dummy!

OOOHHHHHHHH! Ok! That makes more sense!

I can belly dance. Been doing that for like hmm 4 years I think.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
I can belly dance. Been doing that for like hmm 4 years I think. I must see this.

Belly dancing is hot. I think it's all the pelvic movements...

*blush*

um I don't know about "seeing" me. I'm very shy if I'm the only one doing the dacning.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
*blush*

um I don't know about "seeing" me. I'm very shy if I'm the only one doing the dacning. Come on, why are you so shy about it. Its not like you dont know me.

Well, the only time I've done a personal dance was for my husband.

I've done 3 public performances with a troop of girls before.

I'll do it if Tammy will do it with me ;) I mean I'm going to have to teach her but that shouldn't be a prob....

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Well, the only time I've done a personal dance was for my husband.

I've done 3 public performances with a troop of girls before.

I'll do it if Tammy will do it with me ;) I mean I'm going to have to teach her but that shouldn't be a prob.... even better

I'll belly dance with you. LOL

Not even in your dreams Ruffneck....

Ensanity
Um we'll see.....

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate


Ensanity
Um we'll see..... this means:

'Next time i see you...'


Right?

I was asking Ensanity.

fo sho

We'll get teh girls all hot and bothered.

Originally posted by ruffneck
We'll get teh girls all hot and bothered. yeah!!!

they will want to touch and be too wet hold us

Especially when they see my money maker shaker move, remember I only dance in sweats with no underwear...

hell yeah1111111111

Dancing is an out dated pre mateing ritual. I think dancing is ****ing retarded. Thats why i like going places and watching people like ensanity dance.

You can't dance, can you?

I wont try because it is retarded. I did once with Kato while I was retarded drunk on Tequilla....

LMAO@ the mental pictured of Bzob dancing while under Tequila induced retardation!

I have competed in dancing for 6 years.... I danced top class one. Multiple champ in latin american and even went to the nationals.

Does that qualify as good enough?

Wow. I envy you all.

I wanna see Arju and Tammy though.

What about my bouncing package?!

I can dance as well as the next big awkward white dude.

Arju, I really want to see you do your thing. I'd probably twist a few muscles if I try.

I'm white.

- The Jake

You can dance if you want too.....

Originally posted by kaps
You can dance if you want too.....

No I mean my skin color should be an indication of my dancing ability.

Oh yes, and Arju's dancing is good :)

- The Jake

I was singing that one song.....

I miss HF

The mu****in Safety Dance. Men Without Hats. Canada's gift to the 80s.

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
I have competed in dancing for 6 years.... I danced top class one. Multiple champ in latin american and even went to the nationals.

Does that qualify as good enough?

Sweet **** RTB. Aren't you a multi talented mother ****er!!

You're full of suprises!

My parents are actually extremely good dancers, I dunno where the **** that gene went....

- The Jake

I can pop.....

Originally posted by Tammy
Arju, I really want to see you do your thing. I'd probably twist a few muscles if I try.


It will be fun Tammy, really. :)

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
I have competed in dancing for 6 years.... I danced top class one. Multiple champ in latin american and even went to the nationals.

Does that qualify as good enough?

Yes, Ron that would count....

:-O

I started dancing when I was 9 and I stopped when I was 16 so that´s almost 7 years. I think I must have been in over 50 competitions :)... I quit dancing 3 years ago and then I did nothing for a year and now I am into martial arts.

Funny thing is though that not much is left of those dancing skills. A friend of mine took up dancing last year and at the end of the season he had to do a test for his diploma. So I went with him and ofcourse you have some free dances troughout the night. So I took his partner and went for a swing. ****, I didn´t even know how to do half of the moves anymore LOL. Hips are still flexible as **** tough :)

I think I have some pics of those good old days so I´ll see if I can get some online :)

did you wear skin tights and rhinestone boots rt?

Originally posted by kaps
You can dance if you want too..... we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to, A place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind,
and we can dance

We can dance if we want to, we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say, we can go where we want to a place where they will never find
And we can act like we come from out of this world
Leave the real one far behind
and we can dance.

Francois!

Ah we can go when we want to the night is young and so am I
And we can dress real neat from our hats to our feet
and surprise 'em with the victory cry

I Say we can act if want to if we don't nobody will
And you can act real rude and totally removed
And i can act like an imbecile
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody takin' the chance
Safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Ah yes the safety dance

Ssss-Aaaa-Ffff-Eeee-Tttt-Yyyy
Safety-Dance

We can dance if we want to, we've got all your life and mine
As long as we abuse it, never gonna lose it
Everything'll work out right
I say, we can dance if we want to we can leave your friends behind
Cause your friends don't dance and if they don't dance
Well they're are no friends of mine
I say we can dance, we can dance everything out control
We can dance, we can dance we're doing it wall to wall
We can dance, we can dance everybody look at your hands
We can dance, we can dance everybody's takin' the chance
Oh Well the safety dance
ah yes the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh well the safety dance
Oh yes the safety dance
Oh the safety dance yeah
Oh it's the safety dance
It's the safety dance
Well it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance
Oh it's the safety dance

I love dancin'!!

Originally posted by rtbrouwer
I have competed in dancing for 6 years.... I danced top class one. Multiple champ in latin american and even went to the nationals.

Does that qualify as good enough?


:- l

Lap dances are cool. Would you like one?

Originally posted by Magic Man
did you wear skin tights and rhinestone boots rt?

I wore normal trousers (the neat ones that you wear with a suit) and a shirt with a (bo)tie for the Ballroom dances. When I had to dance latin I would take of the (bo)tie and open the top button of my shirt :)

*starts dancing provacotaively while waggling penis at you*

Ron, that's still awesome. Don't ever get rusty man. Do you have any idea how much a girl loves a guy to be able to dance. OMFG...

I want to see these pic's, that's really cool. :)

What about my waggling penis?

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
Ron, that's still awesome. Don't ever get rusty man. Do you have any idea how much a girl loves a guy to be able to dance. OMFG...

You must have been disappointed when you realised you copped the short end of the stick on that one with me, eh?

- The Jake

"You Can Do It" by Ice Cube
(feat. Mack 10, Ms. Toi)

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[Ms. Toi]
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[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
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[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
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[Ice Cube]
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[Ice Cube]
Tic-tic-boom
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We be clubbing till the day we die
***** ask the bartender if you think we lie
But if you think we high, ***** think again
Cause when it's sink or swim
You got to think to win
And if I drink this Hen'
Everybody will know it
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Make the trigger shout, uh
You can try to smoke an ounce to this
While I pronounce this ****
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Mama move them hips
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[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
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[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
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[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it
[Ice Cube]
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The thug ones, relatives and my cousins
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When they buzzin', quick to say **** your husband
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Extra love for the ones who ain't got no date
But when we hit checkmate with Ice Cube the great
As soon as I get a word we can rush the safe
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It don't matter if you're rich and your folks ain't straight
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No matter how many *****s say we ain't the ****, *****
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
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(That's real)
Don't stop ***** hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
Put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
Put your ass into it
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While you're rooting and recruiting
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The mo' hits the mo' bigga with illegal weight figga
Done develop the status of a platinum plus *****
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I keep pushing, don't quit it
Don't stop till I get it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
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(That's real)
Don't stop ***** hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
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[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi (Ice Cube)]
Don't stop get it, get it
(That's real)
Don't stop ***** hit it
(I will)
[Ice Cube]
I'm gon' do it, gon' do it
Gon' do it, do it, do it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
[Ms. Toi]
You can do it put your back into it
[Ice Cube]
I can do it put your ass into it
Put your ass into it
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication
We be clubbing
Freaky gyration is close to fornication:
Yeah uh-huh, Ice Cube, Westside Connection
Know how we do?
We puttin' it down, constantly
Get your ass up and hurra

- The Jake

Originally posted by The Jake
You must have been disappointed when you realised you copped the short end of the stick on that one with me, eh?

- The Jake

No, it's ok baby. Your Awesome in the sack, so that really makes up for it. ;) :lovers:

http://www.tvdance.com/chrisfarley/images/3a.gif

Gman, stop putting yourself up on the net like that. I mean really...

thats chris farley but are body types are very alike.

Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
No, it's ok baby. Your Awesome in the sack, so that really makes up for it. ;) :lovers:


...

:?!:
:baby:
- The Jake

chris farley was a fat ****ing c4nt who wasn't funney.

Originally posted by The Jake
...

:?!:

:baby:
- The Jake

OOOOPS

Was that TMI? Sorry....


:devil

yeah! I just went dancing last weekend~~~~~

I can rave. I can pop a little bit.

thats it.

I'm afraid to "freak" or have the *****es back it up.

I can pole dance