and he's totally freaking me out.

i talk to MCI. they haven't called lately though.

No one calls me...except Bzob.......and he sucks at phone sex

I will call you.

yay

where you touching yourself

Dave who? And why's he freaking you out?

Zen asks a good question

i talked to dave lingafelt once.

I talk to the voices in my head and they talk back.

- The Jake

Tony is the wierdest person to talk to on the phone.

I have ever heard someone try to set something on fire in the bathtub before

I'm still waiting Bella

I dont feel special anymore.....

Originally posted by Creed
Tony is the wierdest person to talk to on the phone.

I have ever heard someone try to set something on fire in the bathtub before

Tony is fun. He's never tried to set something on fire while I've been talking to him though.
He likes to cook a lot. Oh, and play pool, but he sucks.

Bella, you never call me and you've had my number for decades.

Bella, you dont call me and we are soul mates.

Bella,
What was Dave saying to you?

bella is a tease.

I'll call you. I'll call whoever just not right now. It's time to read.

661 713 1689 (javi)

One of you fuickers just called me dammit!!!!

LOL!!!!

scary... real bad

661 406 - 5310

Bwhahahahahah!!!!!

406-5310 = OWNED!!

*** burping and hanging up on me.

Hahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!

Too funny :)

what a ***.

I have the coolest voice.

you sound like a little boy

It's because my penis is huge.

I take it you read some of the Dragonlance books? Or are you mocking Jake?

Both ruffneck, both.

Peace I have to sleep.

Bella call me. Agony call me. Anyone call me it's pretty funny. Just not late you fockers.

***.

I call Javi a while back, cool dude.

Bella! Call me

I had a message on my answering machine this morning. My cousin woke me up at 6am to tell me. Thanks Tanner......

Nobody ever wants to call me. I feel so used. Where's the love for Squezze?

Originally posted by kaps
I had a message on my answering machine this morning. My cousin woke me up at 6am to tell me. Thanks Tanner......


I think that was me trying to wake you up

You sounded like Tanner......

Probably because it was 6am.....

NO

Originally posted by kaps
You sounded like Tanner......

Maybe because I had a big **** in my mouth?

ALright, I'm not sure what freaked her out, but it could've had something to do with an AIM direct connection, the old "Dance with GhosT^x0" threads, and me crankin 50 cent into the phone.

Poor Linsey.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
ALright, I'm not sure what freaked her out, but it could've had something to do with an AIM direct connection, the old "Dance with GhosT^x0" threads, and me crankin 50 cent into the phone.

Poor Linsey. and thats weird?

Guess so, bro.

You comin over Friday night?

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Guess so, bro.

You comin over Friday night? Your place or tony's?

Mine. Our TV is better.

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Mine. Our TV is better. Im there.

Sweet. :)

I hate you all for living close to each other

i'm not THAT bad at pool.

Originally posted by Bzob^x0
I hate you all for living close to each other

And hasn't one of these ****in parties passed where I wished that the people I liked as much as I like you and Aylex were able to join us.

One day, Mr. Bzob. One day.

hopefully some day soon Dave

Originally posted by Curly Howard
No one calls me...except Bzob.......and he sucks at phone sex

hey at least its sex....damn it!!!

Originally posted by Tammy
Bella, you never call me and you've had my number for decades.

I've been wanting to!!!
I'm shy. Let me know a good time, and we'll make it a date.

Still want a threeway?

Yes.

YAY! This thread is making me happy!

no.

Maybe.

Originally posted by The Ensanity
Your place or tony's?

tony's?! tooonnnyyy's?!?!?!?!

why does everyone call it tony's house?! he is never there! ITS MY ****ING HOUSE! ADAM's HOUSE! Dogg's HOUSE, fool!

IT'S DOGG'S HOUSE!!!11

Originally posted by GhosT^x0
Mine. Our TV is better.

yea, and so is your room mate that can not handle noise and MEN fighting. ****in homo. yea, lets go to your place so we can be told to keep it down coz your roomy has to read and ride the bike. ****ing gay. but i will be there.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
IT'S DOGG'S HOUSE!!!11

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
yea, and so is your room mate that can not handle noise and MEN fighting. ****in homo. yea, lets go to your place so we can be told to keep it down coz your roomy has to read and ride the bike. ****ing gay. but i will be there.


u talk to much **** for being so little love..........

Very elegant, and definitely custom built for someone of his stature...

http://gujarat.worldvision.org.nz/images/news/16%20model%20of%20village%20house.jpg

POWN3d!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Hahahahahaaha!!!!!!

PWED!!!!

Originally posted by Dogg^x0
tony's?! tooonnnyyy's?!?!?!?!

why does everyone call it tony's house?! he is never there! ITS MY ****ING HOUSE! ADAM's HOUSE! Dogg's HOUSE, fool!

why?
1. lease, which i found and arranged, is soley under my name
2. every bill, which i set up, is soley under my name
3. 95% of the furniture is mine
4. 100% of the decorations and kitchen utensils are mine
5. i'm the one who the neighbors all know so that's why we can be loud and not get **** for it

never home cause i'm workin. but when i am home i'm the one who's got the downstairs all to myself cause you and the stoners are always hibernating in those tiny lil upstairs rooms in computer land.

pad=TONY'S house.







****er.

Originally posted by Purity
why?
1. lease, which i found and arranged, is soley under my name
2. every bill, which i set up, is soley under my name
3. 95% of the furniture is mine
4. 100% of the decorations and kitchen utensils are mine
5. i'm the one who the neighbors all know so that's why we can be loud and not get **** for it

never home cause i'm workin. but when i am home i'm the one who's got the downstairs all to myself cause you and the stoners are always hibernating in those tiny lil upstairs rooms in computer land.

pad=TONY'S house.







****er. PWN3D1111111111111

Hey nice sig Ensanity!

Originally posted by Purity
why?
1. lease, which i found and arranged, is soley under my name
2. every bill, which i set up, is soley under my name
3. 95% of the furniture is mine
4. 100% of the decorations and kitchen utensils are mine
5. i'm the one who the neighbors all know so that's why we can be loud and not get **** for it

never home cause i'm workin. but when i am home i'm the one who's got the downstairs all to myself cause you and the stoners are always hibernating in those tiny lil upstairs rooms in computer land.

pad=TONY'S house.







****er.

you didnt find this place. i did. i called the biatch, i got you over to talk to her. shut it. arranged? no ****..... without consent ***. i didnt even see the place. you made a last minute, jump on this dicision. every bill and **** is under your name..... i am not the one that made that choice. you did. maybe its so you can use it to throw back at me like "look, its under my name, so its mine"... yeps.. exactly what you HATE being refered to as, but you just refered yourself as that person. what a way to move torward hypocracy! you are going right to the top, buddy.

95% of the furniture? what furniture? the pool table (just barely got), patio table (just barely got), and a beat to hell, ugly as hell couch? oooooook.

100% decorations are yours??... umm no, homo... try a guy named Brian Alhanati. Kitchen utensils..... yay. i dont ****in use nothing but forks, spoons and knives..... you got alot there buddy.

and you are not the only one the neighbors know... tell it like it is fool... you are the only one that knows the neighbors that back our place, not all of em. get it right.

the day you pay all bills and never get anything in return is the day it is your house, homo.

eat a dick and die. i am done. good bye.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Hey nice sig Ensanity! Somebody had to quote this great line

wow guys dont fight, your roomtes.

lol. well since i'm pissed cause a few of my deals didn't fund and now i gotta say i'm sorry once again to a million people then i shall take a break and vent frustrations.
don't take it personally. just jolly me venting:

i did find the place. you called her cause i was calling other people. i went out and did the interview and i was the one who had to fabricate a story on why you suddenly can't be on the lease- care to remember why??

without consent? oh i'm sorry. you've never had a problem with it since. don't like it now all of a sudden? then why cry about a consent?

i made the choice about the bills cause i was the only one who qualified for them.

and i hate being referred to as a bill collector but maybe i wouldn't have to be if certain people could pay their ****in bills on time.

pool table, patio set, couches (gee guess they're not as ugly as yours....oh wait!), recliner, tv, bbq....anything else? oh big ups on the gorgeous dvd holder, since we're now talking fashionably correct.

sure brian had most of those kitchen utensils.....but i DID jack him so THERE :)

didn't say i knew every neighbor. it's just that the ones who could complain about noise. those same neighbors that say what up to me everyday are also the same ones who ask me everytime, "so who'r those other quiet dudes that you live with?" erin even said that you personnally freak her out.

and according to your definition in the 2nd to last line....well it IS my house then. thank you :)

you're not done. get the **** back here and argue dammit. i either argue with you or cause a scene with some underwriters. please don't make me get fired.

This thread is upsetting me. Obviously the only way to reach resolution is thru violence. Who would in a NHB match between Dogg and Purity?

YAY!

sorry. i'm bein a dick. just havin a ****ty day. that's what these boards are for.

I hope your not aplogizing to me. This kind of **** is entertaining. Actually, I had a deal fall apart on me today too.

It's ok just a little catfight.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I hope your not aplogizing to me. This kind of **** is entertaining. Actually, I had a deal fall apart on me today too.

no i'm appologizing to dogg.

Good.

but now that ya mention it....

i'm sorry blue. we wrote harsh words that are not suitable for soft eyes. please accept my apology and i hope no offense was taken.

:)

Purity gives me that funny feeling inside my stomach.

It's ok, I have to admit that watching you and Dogg be mean to each other brough tears to my eyes, but now that I've had a good cry I can resume posting whilst I work...

u made me cry tony.

*******... sorry too much crying.

why thank you. thank you all.

i'd also like to thank the following:
raquel (underwriter #1) for not knowing or doing your job, confusing, and therefore, frustrating me to the point of lashing out.

louie (underwriter #2) for not knowing or doing your job, confusing, and therefore, frustrating me to the point of lashing out.

claudia (underwriter #3) for not knowing or doing your job, confusing, and therefore, frustrating me to the point of lashing out.

cherrie (underwriter #4) for not knowing or doing your job, confusing, and therefore, frustrating me to the point of lashing out.

nancy my client for saying that, even though she likes me, she hates my company and will not refer any business to me in the future.

brenda, nancy's real estate agent for saying the same thing that nancy did.

linsey for starting the thread

dogg, without you none of this would be possible.

You're welcome, Tony.
Much love to ya. I love it when you vent.

yeah

now that brought back some memories. nancy?? must have been.....
DAMN! i know i had a client named nancy and i remember my old company gave her hell.

oh well. **** off and die.

good times

Originally posted by Purity
now that brought back some memories. nancy?? must have been.....
DAMN! i know i had a client named nancy and i remember my old company gave her hell.

oh well. **** off and die.

Wasn't me!:)

Wow, it's been that long since I've talked to Dave, WTF is up with that.

Thanks for bringing up old ****. :)

Nobody talks to me. Nobody loves me. I'm gonna go eat worms.

Old **** rocks!!!!

Wow I barely knew you all back then.