Two old age pensioners are having a 69.

After 5 minutes he says "Sorry luv the smell's too bad down there - I can't carry on."

"That'll be my arthritis" she says.

"What? I never heard of anyone having arthritis in thier fanny before."

No she says "It's in my arms and hands... and I can't wipe me arse."

hahaha Nice

hahahaha.....lmao

Funny shit.....

hahaha class joke mate.

Whats orange and sounds like a parrot?

A carrot

funny as **** that one haha

What's white, black, and red all over and has difficulty passing through a revolving door?








A nun with a spear through her head!

What have Gareth gates and Harold Shipman got in common?
A: Neither of them can finish a sentence