View Full Version : Next month im gettin tested for my 1st belt in bjj.


The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 02:55 AM
I gotta practice.

I dont even know what color belt it is. But im testing for it. NO MORE WHITE BELT!

realkaps
04-23-2003, 02:59 AM
My belt is black. I have a cadillac buckle.....

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 03:01 AM
Originally posted by kaps
My belt is black. I have a cadillac buckle.....

stars and straps... i like that store, but i wana get the skull and cross bones buckle

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 03:16 AM
next month fabiano does belt testing?

why was i not informed? you don't even roll!

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 03:24 AM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
next month fabiano does belt testing?

why was i not informed? you don't even roll!

a few points.

You were not informed cuz you are not deemed as ready to test. Fabiano sees me as ready. NOT YOU. *****!

I in fact do roll. 5 months solid of 3-5 times a week. And even with my new job that takes up all my jiu-jitsu time, i stil manage to make it 1 time a week minimum. And if I recal correctly, the 5 months I rolled in excess of 3 times of week i saw you maybe 5-6 times.

And to think this morning I told you to go roll at class... what did you do? Sit at home, on your butt.

OWNED

Curly Howard
04-23-2003, 03:27 AM
http://www.mtariders.com/acatalog/suspenders.gif

realkaps
04-23-2003, 03:31 AM
You guys train down there, where are our Interview's with Tito and Ricco?

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 03:36 AM
DOG IS OWNED.

The Jake
04-23-2003, 04:46 AM
I didn't think there were formal gradings for BJJ belts... ??

This is the first time I've ever heard of it.

Well... good luck!

- The Jake

The Jake
04-23-2003, 04:47 AM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
next month fabiano does belt testing?

why was i not informed?

Most likely because, you sir, are not good enough to grade.

- The Jake

realkaps
04-23-2003, 05:37 AM
Owned....

Magic Man
04-23-2003, 06:11 AM
Originally posted by The Blake
I gotta practice.

I dont even know what color belt it is. But im testing for it. NO MORE WHITE BELT!

blue? We dont even have tests here, Sean just give you your next belt if you do well at tourneys and if he feels you deserve it.

bob
04-23-2003, 08:37 AM
yep, but he tells peter first and then if he giives the ok then he'll give it too ya

Tanner Rhoden
04-23-2003, 08:38 AM
Tangerine belt?

Tanner Rhoden
04-23-2003, 08:39 AM
Originally posted by kaps
You guys train down there, where are our Interview's with Tito and Ricco?

.........

Aaron Bizarre
04-23-2003, 10:21 AM
I in fact do roll. 5 months solid of 3-5 times a week. And even with my new job that takes up all my jiu-jitsu time, i stil manage to make it 1 time a week minimum. And if I recal correctly, the 5 months I rolled in excess of 3 times of week i saw you maybe 5-6 times.

I think you should call Tito out. I heard that if you do that he rewards you for your bravery and warrior spirit.

The Ensanity
04-23-2003, 11:42 AM
You test for belts? My instructor use to just surprise us with it, much less pressure that way.

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 12:52 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
a few points.

You were not informed cuz you are not deemed as ready to test. Fabiano sees me as ready. NOT YOU. *****!

I in fact do roll. 5 months solid of 3-5 times a week. And even with my new job that takes up all my jiu-jitsu time, i stil manage to make it 1 time a week minimum. And if I recal correctly, the 5 months I rolled in excess of 3 times of week i saw you maybe 5-6 times.

And to think this morning I told you to go roll at class... what did you do? Sit at home, on your butt.

OWNED

damn. pwned!!!!!



if it was true you sack of ****! where were you when i was there almost everyday getting bloody in the cage? huh?! where were you, you piece of ****!? you will not pass, you will fail the test... be prepared to be a whitebelt forever! you suck. thank you and good day.

handjobs4dollars
04-23-2003, 01:40 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
a few points.

You were not informed cuz you are not deemed as ready to test. Fabiano sees me as ready. NOT YOU. *****!

I in fact do roll. 5 months solid of 3-5 times a week. And even with my new job that takes up all my jiu-jitsu time, i stil manage to make it 1 time a week minimum. And if I recal correctly, the 5 months I rolled in excess of 3 times of week i saw you maybe 5-6 times.

And to think this morning I told you to go roll at class... what did you do? Sit at home, on your butt.

OWNED

You guys get belt way to ****ing early. We got blue belts that have been training for 5 years.

The Ensanity
04-23-2003, 01:44 PM
Originally posted by gman
You guys get belt way to ****ing early. We got blue belts that have been training for 5 years. You guys just suck...Only takes a year or less. My instructor was going to give my best friend his blue after 6 months...My friend was tapping purples belts from other schools as a white belt

handjobs4dollars
04-23-2003, 01:52 PM
Oh well I don't need a belt to tapp people out. We don't even have belts but that seems quick to me to get a blue belt like that.

Wushu
04-23-2003, 01:54 PM
I bought my belt from ebay

The Ensanity
04-23-2003, 01:56 PM
Originally posted by gman
Oh well I don't need a belt to tapp people out. We don't even have belts but that seems quick to me to get a blue belt like that. Huh? no belts...is this no gi? Submission wrestling?

White to blue belt is the fastest step anyway Canadian. blue Belt to purple and so on, is a different story. If it takes 5 years of bjj to get a blue belt you SUCK, unless you are like me and dont show up for months when your instructor is ready to give you your blue belt

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 02:01 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
damn. pwned!!!!!



if it was true you sack of ****! where were you when i was there almost everyday getting bloody in the cage? huh?! where were you, you piece of ****!? you will not pass, you will fail the test... be prepared to be a whitebelt forever! you suck. thank you and good day.

you getting beat silly by chad has nothing to do with jiu jitsu. If there was a belt for getting pounded in the stand up game im sure you would have the black&blue belt.

maybe i will fail, but ill still whoop your candy ass!!!


OWNED!

handjobs4dollars
04-23-2003, 02:03 PM
No we use to have a black belt before I started but he left. He went to the state's and worked at some big school. They were screwing him over. So he left and is coming back here for a while. Vince was giving the blue belt years ago I forgot. He's just had it for a while. I predict he will be getting his purple soon.

Mr. Beelzebub
04-23-2003, 02:06 PM
"(points at head) Kaaaraate here. (points at heart) Kaaaraaatee hheeeree"
"(points at waist) Kaaaraateee not heeeree"

- Mr. Miyagi in the Karate Kid

Wise man indeed.

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 02:08 PM
Originally posted by Aaron Misery
I think you should call Tito out. I heard that if you do that he rewards you for your bravery and warrior spirit.

I did, and he destroyed me.

ruffneck119
04-23-2003, 03:22 PM
Originally posted by Wushu
I bought my belt from ebay

I got my black belt in TKD from ebay. It came with an official certification too. I am so cool.

Hai Yaaahhh!!!!

*Dirk Diggler Kick*

VulgarTheClown
04-23-2003, 05:32 PM
GO BLAKE ITSYOUR BIRTHDAY GO BLAKE GO BLAKE!!

I should be gettin my next belt soon aswell.

In the last couple weeks i've been doing really well kneebaring a borwn belt and manhandling blue's.

YAY ME!

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 05:41 PM
go me.

Curly Howard
04-23-2003, 05:41 PM
I don't need no stinkin belts

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 05:43 PM
you got a gun belt no?

VulgarTheClown
04-23-2003, 05:52 PM
gun belt = PWNED!

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 05:58 PM
OWNED!

Curly Howard
04-23-2003, 06:10 PM
Gun belt it is

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 06:12 PM
Curly = AuschwitzOWNED!!!11

Curly Howard
04-23-2003, 06:13 PM
Ghey

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 06:15 PM
LOL

The Jake
04-23-2003, 07:01 PM
BJJ Poly got his blue relatively quickly I think -- at least a year (wouldn't be suprised if it was longer than that though).
He then stayed on blue for at least another good 3-4 years before he got purple.

And he was beating about half of the purple belts in his club before he got a promotion (this is from my understanding).

Never heard of someone getting blue that quickly before, although Marciano Cruz got his black belt in some unbelievably quick time (was it five years?) or something like that. I hear he's got a photographic memory or something though. I dunno the specifics... it's possible although they are exceptions to the rules really. Largely depends on how often someone is training and how good they are and how quick they learn I guess...

- The Jake

ruffneck119
04-23-2003, 07:03 PM
Give me $40 and I'll make you a BJJ black belt kit.

seldomTap
04-23-2003, 07:07 PM
I think standard time for white to blue here is about 2 years, pretty rarely is it quicker cause we just don't have the amount of comps, exposure or black belts to do it quicker. Blue to purple is generally the same time approx also.

handjobs4dollars
04-23-2003, 07:46 PM
We only have 3 to 4 black belts in canada.

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 07:51 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
you getting beat silly by chad has nothing to do with jiu jitsu. If there was a belt for getting pounded in the stand up game im sure you would have the black&blue belt.

maybe i will fail, but ill still whoop your candy ass!!!


OWNED!


eat **** with that black and blue belt crap homo boy. u will fail, you will whoop no ass! pay me my money for my bumper, then we will talk further about your possibilities of a blue belt.



owned? shut up ***. the only think you own is the skidmarks on your fruit of the looms, fool.

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 07:53 PM
Originally posted by Gman
We only have 3 to 4 black belts in canada.

CANANADA BREEDS WINNERS & CHAMPIONS!!!















no. wrong. negative. sorry, ******..... wrong answer!

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 08:02 PM
DOG = OWNED

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 08:03 PM
fruit of the looms, fool. remember that ****. thats all. good bye.

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 08:09 PM
i wear big dog underwear. not fruit of the looms


at least i dont have to use a step stool to get into my car.

DOGGx0
04-23-2003, 08:11 PM
wtf?!

so let me get this straight... you wear "big dog" underwear, "big dog" shirts and pants..... what about socks?

The Golden Bear
04-23-2003, 08:12 PM
Originally posted by Dogg^x0
wtf?!

so let me get this straight... you wear "big dog" underwear, "big dog" shirts and pants..... what about socks?


i dont have big dog pants... but i got some shorts.

But i dont hthink they make socks...