Monday

6:00am - HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA Yeah right!!!!

7:00am - sleeping

8:00am - woke up to pee, went back to sleep

9:00am - woke up to scratch ass, went back to sleep

10:00am - woke up to eat a bowl of Cracklin Oat Bran, went back to sleep afterwords

11:00am - open eyes to wake up, but stay in bed because standing up again would take so much effort.

12:00pm - Finally wake up and make my way to the couch

1:00pm - Pop in my Bas Ruttem workout tape

1:10pm - walk to the kitchen to get a 12 pack of budweiser and some doritos to listen to my Bas Rutten workout tape

2:00pm - Bas Rutten workout tape is done. Time to watch my best of MMA volume II tape

5:00pm - tape is done. Time to go get another 12 pack and another snack before dinner

5:15pm - Put in Best of MMA Ko's and more tape. Sit down and watch with beer and funions

6:30pm - Dominos Meat Lovers Pizza is delivered

8:00pm - Best of MMA Ko's and more tape is done. Time for my pre-bedtime workout tape

8:15pm - Pop in my Mario Sperry guard pass tape with beer in hand and the stario on.

2:00am - wake up on the couch with beer spilt on my pants and a blue screen on my TV. I crawl from the living room to my bed and pass out


The rest of the week is pretty much a ditto.

You're an animal

hahahahahahahahhaha

i hate you dude

My prediction is for Tanner Rhoden to be the next Light Heavyweight champ in the UFC...


Mushrooms are fun

hahahahahahaha

i think you spelled funions wrong, and i would love to show you how to spell it, but i dont know either, i just know that your way is the wrong way

Untouchable

Hey GhosT^x0....You try the Bas Rutten workout yet?

The Randy Bloom leg locks tape goes great with a lazy boy and beef jerky

Tanner, you really missed your calling, I'd say you could be one hell of a comedian.......... :)

damn tanner i don;t think i could eat that much in a day

You drink a lot of beer, so at least your bladder feels the burn.

6am - falling back asleep after some dickhead in a huge truck drives by every morning.

11am - wake up

11:01am - sitting at my computer

1:30pm - eating food delivered by parents

1:40pm - taking my morning piss

2:00pm - answering phone call by same friend every day

3:00pm a - sitting at computer
3:00pm b - getting picked up by said friend

if A happens, i remain at computer until 2 to 3am meanwhile eating food delivered by parents for nourishment.

if B happens i return home at either 9:30pm or midnight

at various times i also answer phone calls of someone who likes to hang up after i say hello.

the only problem i seem to have is a developing case of carpal tunnel syndrome and lack of food. i need to work the kinks out, but it looks promising to me.

Just fill the drawers of your desk with junk food and soda......

I can already see the Tanner Rhoden workout tape become a great succes!

That's a rigorous training routine there my friend.
Keep up the hard yards, and don't forget to work on rolling with Alison regularly and help her work from the guard.

- The Jake

I would just sleep on the couch.......

Originally posted by kaps
I would just sleep on the couch.......

Thats called passing out.

Tanner- Your life sucks..you should take a vacation. See if your dad will pay for it too. Because Vacations on other peoples $ is better than if you pay for it.

I'm going to Miami tomorrow.

I hate you

I never see jerking off to internet **** in journals so I tend to question the authenticity.

I don't own one ****o on tape and I have no **** on my computer......ask Allison.

wow, you must have a vivid imagination. unless you use a underwear catalog or something.

Ill ask her though. Despite it being a rather odd question coming from another guy.

ask her. Please

she is not gonna be online for awhile though. Hope I remember.