View Full Version : When I poop and it floats......


Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:02 PM
Does that mean I have too much fat in my diet, because when I eat more lean meats and less fat my dookie sinks?


:fart:

The Ensanity
04-22-2003, 03:03 PM
http://www2s.biglobe.ne.jp/~ZYUMON/kig01/kinniku.jpg

Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:06 PM
I had that little pink wrestler.

Mr. Beelzebub
04-22-2003, 03:08 PM
my poop always floats, and I am on the Atkins diet.

Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:10 PM
That is a high fat diet, you are not exactly helping Mr Man

Mr. Beelzebub
04-22-2003, 03:12 PM
I thought my comment might help you realize that maybe you are right and a high fat diet contibrutes to somehow making my poop "lighter".
Jack ass

Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:13 PM
Thank you, and you will pay for thar :jackass" comment one day.

Lei Tong
04-22-2003, 03:14 PM
My turds are like ****in' depth charges.

Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:30 PM
They explode?....SWEET!

Lei Tong
04-22-2003, 03:34 PM
Damn straight.

AgonYx0
04-22-2003, 03:41 PM
interesting

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 03:52 PM
im gonna poop. lets see if it floats.

handjobs4dollars
04-22-2003, 03:52 PM
Everytime bzob makes a poop thread it make's me want to beat on him more.

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 03:58 PM
no float on my poop.

IT looked like a pile of fine grain sand at the bottom of the bowl.

Bzob
04-22-2003, 03:58 PM
Gman-you will not beat on me, so wake up and smell your dick.

Blake, did it float...I bet it did.

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 04:00 PM
Originally posted by The Blake
no float on my poop.

Bzob
04-22-2003, 04:06 PM
WTF-How can it not float? Was it so huge it got jammed in the hole, therefore preventing floatage

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 04:09 PM
it got jammed in my ass? what?

Bzob
04-22-2003, 04:13 PM
No, I mean it got stuck in the toilet and could not rise to the surface.

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 04:14 PM
hmmm.. i see what your geting at.

Bluecifer
04-22-2003, 05:26 PM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
my poop always floats, and I am on the Atkins diet.

I'm on the Atkins diet too, except I eat bread and carbos and enjoy beer. Also, I'm a vegetarian, only I like to eat bacon, meat chicken and fish.

realkaps
04-23-2003, 12:48 AM
My poop didnt float, it didnt sink either, it just hung out in the middle. Whats that mean?

VulgarTheClown
04-23-2003, 12:51 AM
Originally posted by Mr. Beelzebub
am on the Atkins diet.

be very carefull, be sure to do this properly.

in fact you should prolly get a new diet. your blood sugar can get so low that you seizure and go into a coma.

get off atkins

realkaps
04-23-2003, 12:55 AM
Atkins works, dont listen to Vulgar.....

VulgarTheClown
04-23-2003, 12:58 AM
it works but its very bad for your body.

it also rots your kidnies.

also its affects are also temporary UNLESS you do a good workout routine while on it and keep taht up as you come off it.

not to mention most people think you just cut out carbs where as a matter of fact your sapposed to up your carbs every week or 2 untill your back at a normal level, BUT while you increse your carbs your sapposed to increase your working out. those are the parts more people forget

realkaps
04-23-2003, 01:01 AM
It won the Maxim Magazine diet test.....

VulgarTheClown
04-23-2003, 01:21 AM
i wish i still had my sibscription to maxim

realkaps
04-23-2003, 01:24 AM
Sibscription? Not having very good control over your talons tonite I take it.....