Ok, so like you all know - i'm a teacher at a school.

There I am, sat at work and i got the kids working hard. I got them doing some drawings of me winning the P.A.L belt and one or two of them are crying cos they wanted to draw "My little pony" or some other shit. But i just stare them down and they're afraid to come to my desk - cos i'm doing damn push-ups on the damn table, and if they interrupt i make them do the same damn viscious work-out that i'm putting my own body through.

I'm talking about literally 50,000 sit ups and push-ups combined with 8 hours of intense pull-ups.

Dammit, one kid is such a dumb-ass - he keeps just forgetting MY RULES - and coming up to my desk.
I've put him through so many damn punishment workouts the boys nearly 1/5th as ripped as me. Little punk.

http://gfx.dagbladet.no/nyheter/2002/09/10/termin1.jpg

This little chump says he wanna be a damn PAL champion. What a damn fool -he's gonna have knock me out first, and this n1gga be indestructable! Ya hear?

Anyway, back to class now. I got the kids building a damn cabinet for my tropheys in wood-shop, before they do an English class and read my biography that i wrote last week.

No flames - haterz!

lol is this a joke because that kid in the pic is lil hercules the famous kid so wtf u lieng or sumit ? or u joking

lol.... ive read this quite a few times, great post....

Mr. Tricky it is a joke and directed to another poster.

Lmfao....too funny!

screename name looks like it is mocking DA1CATAS

HAHAHA that shit is great!

... "they were drawing pictures of my belt, and were crying cuz they wanted to draw my little pony"... PRICELESS!!

****ing great shit. Catastrophe will love it as well.

i did 10,000 sit ups today ... hate me :lol1:

I got them doing some drawings of me winning the P.A.L belt and one or two of them are crying cos they wanted to draw "My little pony" or some other shit

Very very funny!

hahaha that single line brightened my day haha