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Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 12:59 AM
Unauthorized or improper use may result in administrative disciplinary action and civil and criminal penalties. This product is meant for educational purposes only. Not for human consumption. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead is purely coincidental. Void where prohibited. Some assembly required. Do not copy. Plus Tax. May cause irritation. List each check separately by bank number. Batteries not included. Contents may settle during shipment

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:01 AM
Use only as directed. Void if removed. No other warranty expressed or implied. Exact change only. Do not use while operating a motor vehicle or heavy equipment. Not responsible for lost or stolen articles. Postage will be paid by addressee. This is not an offer to sell securities. Reading this constitutes compliancy. Apply only to affected area. May be too intense for some viewers. Do not stamp. Use other side for additional listings. For recreational use only. Do not disturb. All models over 18 years of age

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:02 AM
If condition persists, consult your physician. No user-serviceable parts inside. Freshest if eaten before date on carton. Subject to change without notice. Times approximate. Simulated picture. No postage necessary if mailed in the United States. Breaking seal constitutes acceptance of agreement. For off-road use only. As seen on TV

realkaps
04-22-2003, 01:02 AM
Inhalant abuse is illegal and can cause mermanent injury or be fatal. Please use our product responsibly.....

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:03 AM
One size fits all. Many suitcases look alike. Contains a substantial amount of non-tobacco ingredients. Colors may, in time, fade. We have sent the forms which seem right for you. Slippery when wet. For office use only. Not affiliated with the American Red Cross. Drop in any mailbox. Edited for television. Keep cool. Process promptly. Post office will not deliver without postage. List was current at time of printing.

realkaps
04-22-2003, 01:03 AM
Sticker on my lighter says "Contents flammable. Do not use near fire."

ArjukanpoKarate
04-22-2003, 01:04 AM
OMG Curly change your AV back dude. :-O

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:04 AM
Return to sender, no forwarding order on file, unable to forward. Not responsible for direct, indirect, incidental or consequential damages resulting from any defect, error or failure to perform. At participating locations only. Not the Beatles. Penalty for private use. See label for sequence. Substantial penalty for early withdrawal. Do not write below this line. Falling rock. Lost ticket pays maximum rate. Your canceled check is your receipt. Add toner. Place stamp here. Avoid contact with skin.

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:05 AM
Originally posted by ArjukanpoKarate
OMG Curly change your AV back dude. :-O

Why whats wromg with sheriff nutz

The Golden Bear
04-22-2003, 01:07 AM
i love my new look... My AV and sig are great.

Curly Howard
04-22-2003, 01:10 AM
Disclaimer does not cover misuse, accident, lightning, flood, tornado, tsunami, volcanic eruption, earthquake, hurricanes and other Acts of God, neglect, damage from improper assembly, incorrect line voltage, improper or unauthorized reading, broken antenna or marred cabinet, missing or altered serial numbers, electromagnetic radiation from nuclear blasts, sonic boom vibrations, customer adjustments that are not covered in this list, and incidents owing to an airplane crash, ship sinking or taking on water, motor vehicle crashing, dropping the item, falling rocks, leaky roof, broken glass, mud slides, forest fire, or projectile (which can include, but not be limited to, arrows, bullets, shot, BB's, shrapnel, lasers, napalm, torpedoes, or emissions of X-rays, Gamma rays, knives, chains, sticks, stones, etc.).

Other restrictions may apply.

ArjukanpoKarate
04-22-2003, 01:25 AM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
Why whats wromg with sheriff nutz


*snif* nothing I guess... :(

The other Av was just so you...

realkaps
04-22-2003, 01:26 AM
This reminds me of happy fun ball.....