huh?

What do you get when your donkey eats a rooster?

A **** in your ass......

hahaha

My tummy is trying to tell me something but I don't know what.

Mrs. Krabapple and Principal Skinner were in the closet making babies and I saw one of the babies and the baby looked at me

Lisa's dancing makes my feet sad.......

My worm went in my mouth and I then ate it, can I have another one?

My dad shoots people......

Oh boy Sleep! That's where I'm a Viking

It says I choo choo chose you, and there is a picture of a train on the front.....

It tastes like burning.

Me fail English? That's unpossible.....

The doctor said I wouldn't have so many nosebleeds if I kept my finger out of there

I bent my wookie.....

The girls of the internet. Ooh, I'd go online with them anyday!

I'm normally not a praying man, but if you're up there, please save me Superman....

The other day I was so desperate for a beer, I snuck into the football stadium and ate the dirt under the bleachers

I like my beer cold, my TV loud and my homosexuals flaming.....

Internet! Is that thing still around?

Television! Teacher, mother, secret lover......

Dear Lord, the gods have been good to me. As an offering, I present these milk and cookies. If you wish me to eat them instead, please give me no sign whatsoever ... thy will be done

Oh, so they have internet on computers now!

And how is education supposed to make me feel smarter? Besides, every time I learn something new, it pushes some old stuff out of my brain. Remember when I took that home winemaking course, and I forgot how to drive

It's not easy to juggle a pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow I managed to fit in eight hours of TV a day....

Bart...

There's no such thing as a soul. It's just something they made up to scare kids, like the boogeyman or Michael Jackson....

If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can't speak English.

Ooh! sensory depravation kicks ass!

What's Santa's Little Helper doing to that dog? Looks like he's trying to jump over, but he can't quite make it....

Aren't we forgeting the true meaning of Christmas? You know, the birth of Santa....

Bart: I am through with working. Working is for chumps.
Homer: Son, I'm proud of you! I was twice your age when I figured that out.

Donuts. Is there anything they can't do?

Facts are meaningless. You could use facts to prove anything that's even remotely true!

They think they're so high and mighty, just because they never got caught driving without pants.....

Ha ha! Look at this country! You are gay!? Ha ha!

Heh Heh Heh! Lisa! Vampires are make believe, just like elves and gremlins and eskimos!

There doesn't seem to be any any key