Come and talk to me, I'm having withdrawal symptons over here.

Are you pleased that your Celtic are going after 'Faddy?

I'll talk to you until Laddie Gets here.

I'll talk to you until Laddie Gets here.

What's the rumpus Dye?

How did Kaynan do on that test he had to study for?

Who's yer favourite lesbian?

Come and talk to me, I'm having withdrawal symptons over here.

Are you pleased that your Celtic are going after 'Faddy?

I'd be delighted if we got Faddy, but i can't see Everton letting him go.

The slags!

I'd be delighted if we got Faddy, but i can't see Everton letting him go.

The slags!

But he's still not getting a regular start for them is he. They might not wanna sell him, but if he wants to go then that might do the trick for yer. Player power an all that.

According to the daily express today, Arsenal are lining up a 15 mill bid for our Gabby Agbonlahor. They can **** right off for a start.

What's the rumpus Dye?

How did Kaynan do on that test he had to study for?

Who's yer favourite lesbian?

I'm not sure how Kaynan did, I will have to ask him.

My favorite Lesbian, Hmmm, A Pregnant one with silky panties perhaps?

I'm not sure how Kaynan did, I will have to ask him.

My favorite Lesbian, Hmmm, A Pregnant one with silky panties perhaps?

You, matt and filth should meet up and go out somewhere one day. Maybe to a prenatal class. Alan help those poor preggie ladies though. They'd drown in David Seaman before the class was finished.

You, matt and filth should meet up and go out somewhere one day. Maybe to a prenatal class. Alan help those poor preggie ladies though. They'd drown in David Seaman before the class was finished.

Dr. Filth and I are going to Amsterdam in a few years, I will have to invite Matt to come along.

But he's still not getting a regular start for them is he. They might not wanna sell him, but if he wants to go then that might do the trick for yer. Player power an all that.

According to the daily express today, Arsenal are lining up a 15 mill bid for our Gabby Agbonlahor. They can **** right off for a start.

I think they just want to keep their grubby little claws wrapped around him and watch him rot.

The only thing is if Celtic sign him; then where would they play him? He's not an outright striker - he does the job well enough for Scotland but Celtic play totally different, plus we already have 2 strikers who have proved they are capable of doing the job.

On the wing? i don't think so. Would you drop Nakamura, darling? and McGeady is in fantastic form at the moment.

It makes me wonder if maybe Nakamura may be on his way out of Parkhead. :(


Hopefully Ol' Martin tells them free-flowing footy-playing slags to stick that £15m where the sun don't shine.

Dr. Filth and I are going to Amsterdam in a few years, I will have to invite Matt to come along.

Don't let him lead you astray Dye. If you end up in a brothel and he pulls out a knife, slap him round the chops and tell him that enough is enough, the prossies in Ipswich - fair enough, that's in the past now, but he's gotta stop, Dye. He'll get himself into some serious bloody trouble one of these days.

I'm sure you'd have a right giraffe though.

I think they just want to keep their grubby little claws wrapped around him and watch him rot.

The only thing is if Celtic sign him; then where would they play him? He's not an outright striker - he does the job well enough for Scotland but Celtic play totally different, plus we already have 2 strikers who have proved they are capable of doing the job.

On the wing? i don't think so. Would you drop Nakamura, darling? and McGeady is in fantastic form at the moment.

It makes me wonder if maybe Nakamura may be on his way out of Parkhead. :(


Hopefully Ol' Martin tells them free-flowing footy-playing slags to stick that £15m where the sun don't shine.

It'd be a nice dilemna to have though, eh laddie...and weren't there rumours that Nakamura was gonna leave floating about recently? Can't remember where I saw em mind. If the sexy jap did leave it'd be a sad moment for youse lot, but Faddy slotting in to replace him wouldn't be all that bad, as yer right, he aint no winger, or an out and out forward either.


Since ol' Martin has got our lot playing well there's been a bunch of stories about top clubs being after our top totty. Apparently Chelsea were after Barry an all. Martin needs to keep em all together and add to em, we've got some class young players at the moment in Young, Gabby, barry (not as young as the rest but still sprightly) and reo-****er and we need to keep improving. These slags that wanna get there grubby hands on our totty can do one.

Good afternoon bum boys!

How're you??

What's new??

come to the chatroom tuggers.

Good afternoon bum boys!

How're you??

What's new??

I'm feeling a bit rough. I think I'm coming down with something. I'll be drinking stella and lemsip tonight.

You alright, slag?

Martin needs to show his strength now, and tell all these slags to do one or he'll set his midnight wanderer on them.

I'm feeling a bit rough. I think I'm coming down with something. I'll be drinking stella and lemsip tonight.

You alright, slag?

Yeah I'm not bad. Just in work all fookin day and night which I aint happy about but it's tough **** aint it.

Oh well

Martin needs to show his strength now, and tell all these slags to do one or he'll set his midnight wanderer on them.
If Martin unleashed his midnight wanderer he'd show them slags what's what.

Martins midnight wanderer > Fergie's hairdryer
Yeah I'm not bad. Just in work all fookin day and night which I aint happy about but it's tough **** aint it.

Oh well

I'm just off to work now meself. It's a cunt aint it.

Shag yer later fellas :luvbed: