... I've started going there regularly for lunch, but what pisses me off is that automaton way they have to go through every topping they have to offer, not responding to what you're saying:


"Can I have bacon toasted on six inch wheat please, nothing on it, just perfectly plain, thanks."

"Cheese?" (Cunt lifts up the cheese almost ready to drop it on before I've even said yes or no)

"No thankyou."

(Gets it out of the micowave)

"Any salad at all?" (I go to this place daily so the cunt's asking for it now)

"No, nothing whatsoever thankyou, just plain."

"Some chilli?"

"No, nothing at all, thankyou."

"Some gherkins?"

"No, just plain, nothing at all, thankyou."

"Some sauce?"


**** OFF CUNT!!!!


What really pisses me off is that if I slashed his face with a stanley knife it'd be ME that would be in the wrong, you know what I mean?

You mean to tell me, you've NEVER EVER banged a slim piece of ass while on the subway.

Oh wait - you were talking about the franchise, "subway", right?

You mean to tell me, you've NEVER EVER banged a slim piece of ass while in the line waiting for a meatball marinara.

Nerd douche.

Everyone ****ing goes there now it's like a fashion or something. I see how that would annoy you though, Anorak. I would have thought if you make it perfectly clear what you want they wouldn't do all of that.

Did you take too many napkins in compensation for this?

I totally agree with you Annie, **** like that ****s me off big time.

It's like when I go to my local shop and get my usual 20 Bensons and Hedges.
I ask for 20 Bensons and they always reply with Gold, of course I ****ing want Gold I come in here every day and also they were the original Bensons so if I wanted any other's I would have specified either Silver or Black.

****ing ignorant cunts everywhere.

never ever been to subway, any good ?

I totally agree with you Annie, **** like that ****s me off big time.

It's like when I go to my local shop and get my usual 20 Bensons and Hedges.
I ask for 20 Bensons and they always reply with Gold, of course I ****ing want Gold I come in here every day and also they were the original Bensons so if I wanted any other's I would have specified either Silver or Black.

****ing ignorant cunts everywhere.

You should have raped them for it, mate. You're a fool to yourself, really.

Lmao ahahah!!
that's why you go to Quiznos

I sometimes go to my local shop and buy a load of stuff and I have to ASK for a bag. It's like wtf, were you just expecting me to carry all this stuff back to my house without a bag?

Then she give it to you. But she just drops it on the counter and looks away so you have to do it.

Pissed me off but she doesnt do it anymore really.

That's what happens when 2Tough's mum's serving in his shop. She's a fussy ***** like that.

Is 2tough a towelhead?

You should have raped them for it, mate. You're a fool to yourself, really.

I would do but I wouldn't give that old cunt the satisfaction the miserable bastard.

You can tell he ain't had no action for years, and I ain't penetrating his rusty sheriffs badge just to make a point. Besides I don't like cobwebs.
But I'll make a point of telling him straight next time and if he does it one more time I'll take my business elsewhere.

Why would u buy food from a place named Subway?

U may aswel ask for a indian head massage from a tramp.

I sometimes go to my local shop and buy a load of stuff and I have to ASK for a bag. It's like wtf, were you just expecting me to carry all this stuff back to my house without a bag?

Then she give it to you. But she just drops it on the counter and looks away so you have to do it.

Pissed me off but she doesnt do it anymore really.

Like that in the p@ki shop up by me. Both of them things you mentioned happen all the time.

The other one I love, is when there's two of them behind the counter. One of them is stuggling to give me my change and the other one is just standing there. I'm thinking you could be putting all this **** in a bag. To save the other guy doing that aswell and saving me time.

****ers

I sometimes go to my local shop and buy a load of stuff and I have to ASK for a bag. It's like wtf, were you just expecting me to carry all this stuff back to my house without a bag?

Then she give it to you. But she just drops it on the counter and looks away so you have to do it.

Pissed me off but she doesnt do it anymore really.

hahaha... i definitely know what you mean mate...

I go to my local costcutters to pick up some 2ltr coca cola and fanta mainly, like 2 each and the *****es dont even give you a bag..

how the **** am i gonna carry this stuff home, *****?

and when u ask for a bag, they are like; "yh, its gonna cost you 5p each"

what do they expect me to say, "nah, **** it, i aint gonna pay 10p, i'd rather carry the 4 ****ing bottles home"

Like that in the p@ki shop up by me. Both of them things you mentioned happen all the time.

The other one I love, is when there's two of them behind the counter. One of them is stuggling to give me my change and the other one is just standing there. I'm thinking you could be putting all this **** in a bag. To save the other guy doing that aswell and saving me time.

****ers

hahaha... i definitely know what you mean mate...

I go to my local costcutters to pick up some 2ltr coca cola and fanta mainly, like 2 each and the *****es dont even give you a bag..

how the **** am i gonna carry this stuff home, *****?

and when u ask for a bag, they are like; "yh, its gonna cost you 5p each"

what do they expect me to say, "nah, **** it, i aint gonna pay 10p, i'd rather carry the 4 ****ing bottles home"

Well in my local shop, after i give them the money they put all the goods back on the shelves and tell me to get the **** out, plus they demand a sloppy handjob each. They hold a knife to my throat as i jack them off one by one.

I must stop going there.

It's like that in my local shop an all. I always have to ask for a bleeding bag and while I'm getting me money out to pay the slag never puts me goods in the bag for me. She just stands there like an idle cunt bucket and waits for me to hand over me spondoolies, then watches me put the stuff away meself.

I always put it down to her not wanting to handle me cans of stella that I always purchase from there, but the slag aint no muslim, she's an indian lass, so I don't see the problem.

Lazy cunt flap!

I used to work in a subway, and I wanked in every second sandwich.

I used to work in a subway, and I wanked in every second sandwich.

you didnt by any chance happen to work in the one in birmingham city centre did ya.....

i could swear the mayonnaise tasted a bit funny...

It's like that in my local shop an all. I always have to ask for a bleeding bag and while I'm getting me money out to pay the slag never puts me goods in the bag for me. She just stands there like an idle cunt bucket and waits for me to hand over me spondoolies, then watches me put the stuff away meself.

I always put it down to her not wanting to handle me cans of stella that I always purchase from there, but the slag aint no muslim, she's an indian lass, so I don't see the problem.

Lazy cunt flap!

They sell Stella at the deli?

In there today, true story. I've just ordered a bacon sandwich.

2Tough's Uncle's serving. I can see the cunt's going on about his ****ing cheese slice, so I cut it out straight away: "No thankyou. I don't want anything on it at all, thanks."

"Oh bloody hell, please," the cunt says, "you don't want anything at all on it?"

The cunt then STARTS CARRYING AN EMPTY ****ING BREAD ROLL TO THE COUNTER FOR ME TO PAY FOR IT - HE'S TAKEN MY "NOTHING AT ALL ON IT" LITERALLY AND THINKS IT'S COUNTERMANDED MY EARLIER REQUEST FOR A BACON ROLL.



CUNT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

it should be called underground not subway thats why i don't go in there and i never do things that are in fashion.

Well, I don't do it because it's fashionable, I do it because I work in a town where they only have two shops to eat in.

Well, I don't do it because it's fashionable, I do it because I work in a town where they only have two shops to eat in.

my mum makes me some rolls and i get a packet of crisps and an apple