If u dont watch Hollyoaks and u have a nob, then ur gay. Or just busy.

Personally i like the ex jailbird, all of her sisters, the school girl mum, the one who had an abortion, the ***** who everyone wanted to kill, the blokes mum whoose sister is dying of anerexia, and his long lost sister who he nearly shagged. :hail: "peeleft:

gemma atkinson, theres another one too cant remember her name but i would wipe her arse

I used to ****ing love that lass who used to shag that student. ****ing hell, i wish she'd been my teacher.

Those short skirts. I'd ****ing choke.

http://i3.tinypic.com/7wftd29.jpg

that girl looks tasty

Her who owns the beauty salon would get smashed :p
Also soneone said above the ex jail bird, shes got a husky voice and is yummy :)

http://i3.tinypic.com/7wftd29.jpg

This is just too good.

I used to ****ing love that lass who used to shag that student. ****ing hell, i wish she'd been my teacher.

Those short skirts. I'd ****ing choke.



http://www.alibastian.net/photos/albums/wpw-20051107/normal_ali_bastian0015.jpg

Her who owns the beauty salon would get smashed :p
Also soneone said above the ex jail bird, shes got a husky voice and is yummy :)

http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/Claire%20Cooper/ClaireCooper466.jpg

http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/Claire%20Cooper/ClaireCooper443.jpg

http://i3.tinypic.com/7wftd29.jpg

http://www.alibastian.net/photos/albums/wpw-20051107/normal_ali_bastian0015.jpg

http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/Claire%20Cooper/ClaireCooper466.jpg

http://www.hollyoaksbabes.net/_hollyoaks/Claire%20Cooper/ClaireCooper443.jpg

i can't wait til this show in on in canada, maybe it's worth getting the BBC channel after all. if all these girls are that good, my wrists be so sore after i wouldn't even be able to type

Mr Filth, this show is aired on Channel 4 not a BBC channel. Maybe u should just immigrate?
Then u can hire a ginger northern lass to type for u , while u dictate and wank.

Mr Filth, this show is aired on Channel 4 not a BBC channel. Maybe u should just immigrate?
Then u can hire a ginger northern lass to type for u , while u dictate and wank.

maybe it's time for a trip to england, i'm sure there's some birds there who's freckles need licking

They'd all get it.

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/43787_unicef_gala_19_wenn1639999_12.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/53671_GemmaM04_123_735lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/54155_Jennifer_Metcalfe_02_122_1172.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/63038_7987_122_435lo.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/71589_NutsHNB12_123_595lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/75187_2_122_965lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/75619_JA0000001qw03_123_340lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/1638650vt2.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/gemma_merna_fhm_01.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/jennifer_metcalfe_fhm_01.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/262-1024.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/21566_2008_Calendar10_-_Leah_Hacket.jpg

Laddie, yer make every thread a pleasure to read, so you do.

dear god....

this thread is awesome. 5 *'s

BIG PICS ALERT

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/1707/09656hollyoakscalendar2wv4.jpg

http://img165.imageshack.us/img165/6026/09655hollyoakscalendar2cf7.jpg

http://img371.imageshack.us/img371/3177/09708hollyoakscalendar2bj6.jpg

http://img152.imageshack.us/img152/7851/09613hollyoakscalendar2ia1.jpg

I''l be back to post more pics as soon as i've flicked my wrist.

IM LOSING MY ****ING MIND!!!
Flesh is truly the work of Satan. :fing02: :fing02:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34632_GemmaB09_123_451lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34630_GemmaB08_123_686lo.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34632_GemmaB09_123_451lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34630_GemmaB08_123_686lo.jpg

I'd gargle her period.

I'd gargle her period.

Amazingly enough, as a **** genre it hasn't been fully exploited. :hitit:

IM LOSING MY ****ING MIND!!!
Flesh is truly the work of Satan. :fing02: :fing02:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34632_GemmaB09_123_451lo.jpg
http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/34630_GemmaB08_123_686lo.jpg

so much flesh....

An Ex Pro Rugby Player I know.....well his son has rattled that Jennifer Metcalfe from Bradford.
Apparently she is a bit of a bike and has a preference for black ****.
http://www.maxim-online.nl/images/library_Netherlands_5/jennifer_metcalfe_2588_8.jpg

An Ex Pro Rugby Player I know.....well his son has rattled that Jennifer Metcalfe from Bradford.
Apparently she is a bit of a bike and has a preference for black ****.
http://www.maxim-online.nl/images/library_Netherlands_5/jennifer_metcalfe_2588_8.jpg

Black ****s are cool .:cool:

Black ****s are cool .:cool:

I never said they weren't!
Although I am not particularly a **** connoisseur:ugh:

I never said they weren't!
Although I am not particularly a **** connoisseur:ugh:

Its difficult to not know a good **** when u see one if u watch as much **** as i do. The bigger and blacker the ****, the better. Mandingo!

Some Hollyoaks tarts on a recent night out:

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/02677__Jenny_Biddall_122_908lo.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/02793_Gemma_Merna_02_122_637lo.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/02799_Gemma_Merna_03_122_511lo.jpg

http://i54.photobucket.com/albums/g92/mario_world/03455_Zoe_Lister0_Jenny_Biddall_and.jpg

Worst show on TV. top totty though.