I just took a crap and was whipeing (No Mummy technique) and When I was in mid whipe my thumb broke throught the paper and went in my ass. It was all brown and smelly.

Man, i dunno what happened, but for the past month, i have had a ****load of 1 wipers. It's lovely man, i wish i could pass the technique onto others but i dunno how i do it.

WHat have you been eating?

Eggs whites, Chicken, salads, steak, Yogurt for snacks. I actually had raviolli <horrible spelling> yesterday when i had a one wiper

this thread is gonad.

i agree...I feel dirty

The best is the "ghost plop". Ya know, the **** that doesn't reqquire any toilet paper. You wipe...and there's nothing

those the best, usually though, they have the biggest splash.

that's the worst- when the splash actually jumps up and hits your ass.

no, the worst is when your ******* is still relaxed and it's open and a drop of water goes up there.

i dont think i had that happen to me...but yes that does sound bad.

The worst is when you're sitting on the toilet and you fart and yawn at the same time.

http://www.student.smsu.edu/s/san232s/hardfunnypics/kittahbemanusehand-mr_brett.gif

LOL @ Gman

Originally posted by Wushu
The worst is when you're sitting on the toilet and you fart and yawn at the same time.

yeah, cause then you usually laugh and then momentarily lose bladder control and fire off an accidental stream of piss onto your pants around your ankles.

I hate when I start puking and ****ting at the same time.

Originally posted by Magic Man
yeah, cause then you usually laugh and then momentarily lose bladder control and fire off an accidental stream of piss onto your pants around your ankles. BWHAHAHAHAHA..that brings back memorys of my drinking days