In honor of this grnd milestone, I'LL BE TALKING LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT!

I went over 1000 posts awhile ago. I wasn't sure if it was an honorable thing or not, so I didn't post about it.

AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!

IT'S NOT! EXCEPT IN CYBERSPACE CESARO!

Good job......

I couldn't tALK IN ALL CAPS FOR LONG, IT WAS ANNOYING.

The higher the post count, the bigger the loser.

No the bigger the cyber ****

Kaps is gonna kill you...DEATH BY BUFU!!!!

Squezze like to pretend he has more of a life than us.....

Originally posted by kaps
Squezze like to pretend he has more of a life than us.....


Pretend? BAH. I'm the coolest mother****er ever. The baddest mammajamma to ever jam a mamma. My life is so action packed and full of fun, it's better than that Arnold Swartznegger movie "Junior".

I thought he lived in a barren wasteland and could never hope for more than having sex with a water buffalo sized woman or small animals that can't fight back, what gives?

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I thought he lived in a barren wasteland and could never hope for more than having sex with a water buffalo sized woman or small animals that can't fight back, what gives?

No you're thinkng about Missouri

Yes your action packed days of working at WalMart and going home to get high. Damn, you got the life......

I'm lonely

Hi lonely, I'm kaps......

Hockey, were born alone and we die alone. That being said, I'm lonely too, my GF is in Montana.

i haven't seen my girlfriend in 53 days

53 days, 15 hours, 40 minutes....approx

Her other boyfriend says hi.......

Yeah, and you live in a FROZEN barren wasteland. That must suck bro. Sorry about that.

Originally posted by kaps
Her other boyfriend says hi.......

KAPS! That wasn't nice! Funny, but not nice!

Originally posted by kaps
Her other boyfriend says hi.......
Someone's jealous

I was going for funny......

Only 6 days, 18 hours till I get to see her again

In 6 days, 18 hours, and 35 seconds it will be worth the wait.....

Originally posted by kaps
In 6 days, 18 hours, and 35 seconds it will be worth the wait.....
So true......I'm hoping to push it to 43 seconds

Maybe you should jack off first then.....

I'm so sorry for you hockey.

She really is quite the gal. Not that anyone cares but she has got some great qualities that go unappreciated by others. She has no problem with discussing bodily functions. She burps on the phone with me and talks about the sent of her farts. She hates it when I buy her things. She loves me despite the fact I am overweight, have glasses, am lazy and don't have a huge penis.

Originally posted by kaps
Maybe you should jack off first then.....
Can't. She forbid me from jerking off for 3 days prior to my arrival so my load will be nice and big for her to slurp up.

I believe you hockey. The thing about her being a great burbee gal that doesn't care about your little penis, not the part about you not jacking off.

What part?

Man, no contact with your penis for 3 days and you expect to last 43 seconds? Your not Ron Jeremy man......

Plus the whole tongue piercing she has now.....maybe 24 is a more achievable goal

You are gonna be glad she got it......

I prefer au natural myself. It just feels like a piece of metal. I never got that.

Originally posted by kaps
You are gonna be glad she got it......
Fo Sure

I hope so.

Do they feel cold at all?

No. Not unless she has had an icecube in her mouth for a bit. You should tell her to try that.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
In honor of this grnd milestone, I'LL BE TALKING LIKE THIS FOR THE REST OF THE NIGHT! noob

congrats BLUE!

Post skank.