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handjobs4dollars
04-17-2003, 03:58 PM
What is it anyways? Is it jesus death or him coming back to life. Also at the last supper do you think jesus got really loaded and ****ed that whore he use to hang out with? If I was going to die the next day I would be getting loaded and sticking my dick inwhat ever moved.

Prince
04-17-2003, 03:59 PM
its like a second christmas or something.

Zen
04-17-2003, 03:59 PM
He come's back on easter, and then goes to heaven three days later I think. I wonder if Jesus was a virgin. That would suck to be the Son of God and get no play.

Prince
04-17-2003, 04:00 PM
i'm a forum moderator and get no play. what the **** is up with that?

Allison
04-17-2003, 04:01 PM
I think he actually died on Good Friday (tomorrow) and came back on Easter.

Zen
04-17-2003, 04:01 PM
Daylight savings always ****s up my sense of time. I meant something like what Allison said.

handjobs4dollars
04-17-2003, 04:02 PM
He still can't play rugby.

AgonYx0
04-17-2003, 04:04 PM
:mad: easter sucks, i hate coloring eggs

handjobs4dollars
04-17-2003, 04:05 PM
I hope my mom got me some easter canady.

Prince
04-17-2003, 04:08 PM
my parents never gave me anything for easter. were they supposed to?

handjobs4dollars
04-17-2003, 04:11 PM
yes. CANDY CANDY CANDY

Bluecifer
04-17-2003, 04:17 PM
No Easter candy =forfeiting your immortal soul and burning in hell for all eternity.

Curly Howard
04-17-2003, 04:21 PM
We used to make a big deal of Easter till the kids got too old for it. I would get some mud and make bunny feet prints all over the house. Then take raisins and put them in a pile like rabbit turds.

Wushu
04-17-2003, 04:28 PM
Originally posted by Allison
I think he actually died on Good Friday (tomorrow) and came back on Easter. You're right. On the 3rd day he rose again in fulfilment with the scriptures

Bluecifer
04-17-2003, 04:33 PM
Originally posted by Curly Howard
We used to make a big deal of Easter till the kids got too old for it. I would get some mud and make bunny feet prints all over the house. Then take raisins and put them in a pile like rabbit turds.

That's cute curls, the rabbit turds were a nice touch. Will you be my daddy?

Curly Howard
04-17-2003, 04:39 PM
I already am

Bluecifer
04-17-2003, 04:40 PM
DADDY!!!!!