Martina Navratilova.
Sam Fox.
Tracey Adams.
Greta Garbo.
Azza's mum.
Cheryl Tweedy.
Nigel Mansell.
Michael Flatley's wife.
MickeyB.



The rest are all dirty lezzers who I've got no time for.

Ann heche?????????????????????

Ann heche?????????????????????

Dirty carpet muncher. I lost all respect for her after she played that part in Ally McBeal.

Rosie???????????

Rosie???????????

You're having a giraffe son.

You're having a giraffe son.

When you look at your penis from a side angle it looks bigger.

I didn't know Sam Fox was bilingual.:confused:
You only listed nine.

When you look at your penis from a side angle it looks bigger.

I suppose with your twizzle, anything that helps in that department is a bonus.

I suppose with your twizzle, anything that helps in that department is a bonus.

My balls are sewed up it seems and I have a lump on the right testicle.

My balls are sewed up it seems and I have a lump on the right testicle.

Sterilise some scissors and carry out the procedure yourself. It's the only way to deal with these sort of problems.

Sterilise some scissors and carry out the procedure yourself. It's the only way to deal with these sort of problems.

WHat would Hoff do?

I didn't know Sam Fox was bilingual.:confused:
You only listed nine.

Ah! That was deliberate so it was. It were a wee test to see which clever fella picked up on it. Pat yerself on the back AI, you've passed the test.

Number 10 is Jimmy the ******.

WHat would Hoff do?

Fornicate, lubricate and luxuriate. What else is there to do?

Martina Navratilova.
Sam Fox.
Tracey Adams.
Greta Garbo.
Azza's mum.
Cheryl Tweedy.
Nigel Mansell.
Michael Flatley's wife.
MickeyB.





The rest are all dirty lezzers who I've got no time for.


yer pulling me trousersnake..

Fornicate, lubricate and luxuriate. What else is there to do?

http://www.bitbent.org/images/Elton-t.jpg

Who recieves?

yer pulling me trousersnake..
Wouldn't mind :flirt:
http://www.bitbent.org/images/Elton-t.jpg

Who recieves?

Elton has problems with his erection. Once he gets it up he doesn't deflate for days, which is painful for him, so he tries to avoid getting the horn. It all stems from his druggy days when he OD'd on Viagra the one time.

David does all the thrusting in that relationship.

Wouldn't mind :flirt:


Elton has problems with his erection. Once he gets it up he doesn't deflate for days, which is painful for him, so he tries to avoid getting the horn. It all stems from his druggy days when he OD'd on Viagra the one time.

David does all the thrusting in that relationship.

down to business, babes :luvbed:

Billy from eastenders

down to business, babes :luvbed:
It's time to get jiggy with me ******s, lets get busy :luvbed:

Billy from eastenders

I respected that lezzer when she used to smack Jamie about, but since then that lezzer has gone soft. I dont respect Billy anymore, the lesbian slag.

Billy tried to feel me up down pub in west end, i told him I'll have yer ya cunt and he walked off

Billy tried to feel me up down pub in west end, i told him I'll have yer ya cunt and he walked off

That's what I'm saying Duggie. Back in the day that lesbian would've smashed a pint glass over yer noggin, but these days he's a sodding soft fanny fart of a lezzer and just walks off.

How about Danni Minogue?

How about Danni Minogue?

Danni told me cousins best friend that she had a voice like an elephants fart when she went to audition for X factor. Since then I've hated the dirty lesbian tart.

Noel Gallagher, gone soft? I threatened him with me trousersnake once and he backed off without any back chat. Cuntin lezzer, I expected more.

Noel Gallagher, gone soft? I threatened him with me trousersnake once and he backed off without any back chat. Cuntin lezzer, I expected more.

Be fair to him though southpaw, there aint many lezzers who could go up against your trousersnake and get a result.

I remember when you fought that undefeated virgin from Rotherham. Her labial defenses hadn't been penetrated when you came up against the lezzer. Someone's 0 had to go...and needless to say it was hers.

For your trousersnake to get the recognition it deserves you'll need to go and fight the fat yanks in their backyard though southpaw.

How does your trousersnake like flying?

Be fair to him though southpaw, there aint many lezzers who could go up against your trousersnake and get a result.

I remember when you fought that undefeated virgin from Rotherham. Her labial defenses hadn't been penetrated when you came up against the lezzer. Someone's 0 had to go...and needless to say it was hers.

For your trousersnake to get the recognition it deserves you'll need to go and fight the fat yanks in their backyard though southpaw.

How does your trousersnake like flying?

I forgot, the USA is the Mecca of the beef bayonet.

Me trousersnake and I shall fly over there and give all the pretenders a reet good seeing to. I'll clear out the cunting trouserweight divison and be back in time for some bum fun with you and Laddie :luvbed:

I forgot, the USA is the Mecca of the beef bayonet.

Me trousersnake and I shall fly over there and give all the pretenders a reet good seeing to. I'll clear out the cunting trouserweight divison and be back in time for some bum fun with you and Laddie :luvbed:

The authorities will have to be stringent with the drug testing before all of your trousersnake bouts. These yanks will do anything for a leg up and I wouldn't put stimulant abuse past em. No doubt they'll all be stocking up on their viagra. I've got full confidence in yer trousersnake though, that sexy engorged member of yours will slap the yanks silly and leave em limp and disheartened, casting their japs eyes down at the floor in shame.

I'm off to bed me darling, shag yer later :luvbed:

The authorities will have to be stringent with the drug testing before all of your trousersnake bouts. These yanks will do anything for a leg up and I wouldn't put stimulant abuse past em. No doubt they'll all be stocking up on their viagra. I've got full confidence in yer trousersnake though, that sexy engorged member of yours will slap the yanks silly and leave em limp and disheartened, casting their japs eyes down at the floor in shame.

I'm off to bed me darling, shag yer later :luvbed:


Pleasent dreams, me lover :luvbed:

I met nigel mansell once, always going on about his tasch, drove me round the bend :ugh: ba dum tshh nite cunts x's

Tweedy a lesbo!!

Tweedy a lesbo!!

I would not put it past her that she plays on both teams.
But I think she is overrated in terms of looks anyways.

I would not put it past her that she plays on both teams.
But I think she is overrated in terms of looks anyways.

says the guy who ****ed a tranny, if you weren't so ridiculous I'd maybe value your opinion on WOMEN

Huh?! I'm a thespian!

I would not put it past her that she plays on both teams.
But I think she is overrated in terms of looks anyways.

Yeh im gonna pretend u never said!

says the guy who ****ed a tranny, if you weren't so ridiculous I'd maybe value your opinion on WOMEN

Whoa.. No ****ing kilts and haggis in that post.. LOL I think someone might have forgotten which account they were using..

Whoa.. No ****ing kilts and haggis in that post.. LOL I think someone might have forgotten which account they were using..

I gave up the act long before that post, Duggie is on vacation

Jenson Button and Jeremy Kyle as well, two lezzers who I've got absolutely no ****in' time for.

Venus and Serina the tennis brothers must be minge eaters, take about blokes who think they are women.

the news of the world state that Jeremy Kyle is a kiddy fidler, why wont he do a show about him self the sick ****.

Venus and Serina the tennis brothers must be minge eaters, take about blokes who think they are women.

Minge eaters are the worst kind of lesbians. I've got no respect for them butch tennis playing brothers. They want my respect,they need to go up against phil and grant. If they come out victorious then I'll give em the credit they deserve.

Minge eaters are the worst kind of lesbians. I've got no respect for them butch tennis playing brothers. They want my respect,they need to go up against phil and grant. If they come out victorious then I'll give em the credit they deserve.
the funny thing about it is the fact they think they are stunning.

the funny thing about it is the fact they think they are stunning.

Those outfits Serena wears. I'd put her on a diet and tell her to stop taking the steroids. She'd be a petite little thing if I had me way. She'd still be cunting ugly though, and she'd probably die of an eating disorder, but what the **** eh...

far from being a rasist, but a lot of black women have ****in huge arses, even the good looking ones. Serena's arse is massive you can tell where she sticks the roids in.

Minge eaters are the worst kind of lesbians. I've got no respect for them butch tennis playing brothers. They want my respect,they need to go up against phil and grant. If they come out victorious then I'll give em the credit they deserve.

Phil and Grant are the ultimate beef buckets.

are Phil and Grant lezzas.