Haru
04-17-2003, 03:10 PM
Blargho! Well it's that time again ladies and gents. It's a long read, I hope you can make it through. Dangerzone 04/12/03
First off---it was supposed to be a tourney for an amateur title. One guy never showed(of course) so they just wanted me to fight Pat Russo again for the title.
Round one:(5 mins) Haru came out with a whopping right followed by an immediate shoot. Got his leg (haru's specialty). Stood up, alla Matt Hughes, and slammed his pansy ass thru the mat. From then on Haru continued to bloody dominate him on the ground---it was a joke. At on point I was smiling at my corner-when I knew I had the crucifix sinched in. The only thing that held Haru back from submitting this freak was his ridiculous strength!! Haru hates fighting 200lb athletes, when he himself is a 200 lb fat guy---if Haru was in any real shape he'd be in the 175lb weight class, where strength wouldn't be an issue. ANyhoo-we got stood up because we weren't "jockeying for position". So Haru did it again-punch and then single leg takedown with a little slammage on the side. But this time Russo held on with a choke. Haru came soo ****in close to tappin out it was ridiculous. But then Haru squirmed in some fingers and got himself some breathing room. At this point the ref stood us up again cause Russo kept just hanging there. Same deal---this time Haru punched a few times before going for the single leg slam. Got it. Took control--pulled a Tito and dragged him towards the cage so his neck was jammed up against the cage. Haru was working for postion. I had one of his arms completely trapped under my leg and was pulling his other arm away so I could start the lawn mower(so to speak). Haru finally got both his arms trapped! Now it was time to finish him off! bHaru reared back for a punch----and ****ing get this----the ref broke us up to ****ing stand us up right before I could make mince meat of his candy ass!!! I showed my disgust by pushing Pat's face down while I stood up and screamed at the top of my lungs "WHAT THE **** MAN?" but it was drowned out from my cornermen (Scrawn, Joe Doerksen and Bruce) cause they were all screaming too.
What a pissy ****ing call. I think I gave the ref the finger as well---can't remember tho.
Went back to my corner for like 2 secs, and then started the fight again. AT this point Haru was beginning to gas, so he didin't bother throwing a punch--he just shoot in and got the single leg again. Got side control for a while. Then Haru took the full mount!! At this point Haru heard the announcer say that there's only 30 secs in the round left.
But the Mighty One had gassed out completely. Haru blames the wedding for being too close to the fight (because nothing is ever Haru's fault -- of course). So due to the Mighty One's exhaustion....Haru could barely raise his hand to even strike him. So all Haru did was throw ***** puches to keep him distracted from the arm bar that he was going to finish him with.
Now in every single fight--the ref tells the fighters when there's 10 secs left. Haru was waiting for this warning to apply an armbar. Haru should've known. The ref was mildly retarded (but at that point so was Haru). Amongst Haru's feeble punches Russo kept flailing his stoopid arms up in the air just beggin me to slap on an armbar.....but nooo...Haru wanted to wait for the 10 sec warning....so Haru waited. And waited(dropping fists of course while waiting).And waited. Suddenly the ref come alive and says "Four seconds guys lets go!"
"****!"
Haru immediately trapped the arm and swung around. Got the leg over and slapped the arm bar on full and tight. Then the bell goes.
The ref stood us up and sent us to our corners. My corner men were stoked. "You are doing everything right and nothing wrong!"Joe screamed. "**** the stupid ref and kill this *****".
Haru was drained--almsot completely. 5 mins of tooling this "In-shape" 200 pounder had taken it's toll on the Mighty One.
So when the bell rang, Haru thought maybe forget about the whole takedown thing and do some stand-up till you get your gas back. Cause takedowns can really weaken a fighter.
So HAru--who has little to no stand up, attempted to do just that--stand up.
Round two: Haru walks out to meet him in the middle of the cage. But Haru is sooo damn tired he can't even lift his arms up to his own chin for crissakes. Haru and Russo did the ol' amateur hockeyfight and exchange some teeth for what seemed to be about 10 secs or so of just sloppy swings and lucky landings. Haru ate too many of these landings, for his liking so he reverted to what he knows best---takedowns!
Haru shoot in after tasting Russo's mitt and got the DOUBLE leg this time. Haru stood up (draining absolutely every bit of energy left in him) and walked withj Russo across the ring. Dropped him in the middle, and damned near passed out in the process.
Haru had nothing left. Haru was a corpse lying on top of Russo.
All Russo did was slide the corpse off of him and pinned down one of its arms and started punching it in the face. The corpse, aka Haru, came alive after the first full fledged shot--but it was too late. The damage was done. Haru's eye had opened up completely. Haru tried to block with his free hand but couldn't. Russo swung and hit about 3 more times and Haru had realized then, that it's time to tap the **** out.
Now here's the kicker.
Haru with his free hand, begins tapping out. While Haru is tappin out, Russo continues to strike Haru's unprotected noggin. Haru is still tapping out.(prolly about 15times--it felt like I was playing paddy-cake with the mat)Russo smashed Haru 5 more times in the eye. So Haru tried to block again. Dumb. Ate about 4 or 5 more shots before Haru decided to try to tap again. This time the retarded ref saw it.
Haru had grown another head just below his right eye thanks to this ghey ref. If Haru had any strength left in him at the end of the fight when Russo's hand was being raised, he would have clocked the ref.
Haru got back stage and the medical staff had to cut Haru's eye because he had a subdrual hematoma or something like that.
Here's another twist to this b.s. match. About 3 or 4 fighters came by and said that Russo had tapped out to the armbar before the bell went! They said that's why the owner came up on stage to talk to ref in between rounds.
They said to watch the tapes and to send them in and get a reversal decision. Haru hasn't seen the tape yet. When my corner confronted Russo about the "alleged" tap-out, he shied away and denied it all.
Honestly--Haru has no idea if he did tap or not. I think if I saw a tap-out---I for sure know that I wouldn't have come out for the second round.
Anyhoo--there's Haru's third brawl. Haru will never....and Haru means NEVER, fight for Dangerzone again. The whole standing us up early thing and the ****ed up 10 sec. thing, and the "not seeing anyone tap-out" thing is just too much. Gonna get down to 175lbs again before my next fight.
Later dudes.
Sorry for the length
First off---it was supposed to be a tourney for an amateur title. One guy never showed(of course) so they just wanted me to fight Pat Russo again for the title.
Round one:(5 mins) Haru came out with a whopping right followed by an immediate shoot. Got his leg (haru's specialty). Stood up, alla Matt Hughes, and slammed his pansy ass thru the mat. From then on Haru continued to bloody dominate him on the ground---it was a joke. At on point I was smiling at my corner-when I knew I had the crucifix sinched in. The only thing that held Haru back from submitting this freak was his ridiculous strength!! Haru hates fighting 200lb athletes, when he himself is a 200 lb fat guy---if Haru was in any real shape he'd be in the 175lb weight class, where strength wouldn't be an issue. ANyhoo-we got stood up because we weren't "jockeying for position". So Haru did it again-punch and then single leg takedown with a little slammage on the side. But this time Russo held on with a choke. Haru came soo ****in close to tappin out it was ridiculous. But then Haru squirmed in some fingers and got himself some breathing room. At this point the ref stood us up again cause Russo kept just hanging there. Same deal---this time Haru punched a few times before going for the single leg slam. Got it. Took control--pulled a Tito and dragged him towards the cage so his neck was jammed up against the cage. Haru was working for postion. I had one of his arms completely trapped under my leg and was pulling his other arm away so I could start the lawn mower(so to speak). Haru finally got both his arms trapped! Now it was time to finish him off! bHaru reared back for a punch----and ****ing get this----the ref broke us up to ****ing stand us up right before I could make mince meat of his candy ass!!! I showed my disgust by pushing Pat's face down while I stood up and screamed at the top of my lungs "WHAT THE **** MAN?" but it was drowned out from my cornermen (Scrawn, Joe Doerksen and Bruce) cause they were all screaming too.
What a pissy ****ing call. I think I gave the ref the finger as well---can't remember tho.
Went back to my corner for like 2 secs, and then started the fight again. AT this point Haru was beginning to gas, so he didin't bother throwing a punch--he just shoot in and got the single leg again. Got side control for a while. Then Haru took the full mount!! At this point Haru heard the announcer say that there's only 30 secs in the round left.
But the Mighty One had gassed out completely. Haru blames the wedding for being too close to the fight (because nothing is ever Haru's fault -- of course). So due to the Mighty One's exhaustion....Haru could barely raise his hand to even strike him. So all Haru did was throw ***** puches to keep him distracted from the arm bar that he was going to finish him with.
Now in every single fight--the ref tells the fighters when there's 10 secs left. Haru was waiting for this warning to apply an armbar. Haru should've known. The ref was mildly retarded (but at that point so was Haru). Amongst Haru's feeble punches Russo kept flailing his stoopid arms up in the air just beggin me to slap on an armbar.....but nooo...Haru wanted to wait for the 10 sec warning....so Haru waited. And waited(dropping fists of course while waiting).And waited. Suddenly the ref come alive and says "Four seconds guys lets go!"
"****!"
Haru immediately trapped the arm and swung around. Got the leg over and slapped the arm bar on full and tight. Then the bell goes.
The ref stood us up and sent us to our corners. My corner men were stoked. "You are doing everything right and nothing wrong!"Joe screamed. "**** the stupid ref and kill this *****".
Haru was drained--almsot completely. 5 mins of tooling this "In-shape" 200 pounder had taken it's toll on the Mighty One.
So when the bell rang, Haru thought maybe forget about the whole takedown thing and do some stand-up till you get your gas back. Cause takedowns can really weaken a fighter.
So HAru--who has little to no stand up, attempted to do just that--stand up.
Round two: Haru walks out to meet him in the middle of the cage. But Haru is sooo damn tired he can't even lift his arms up to his own chin for crissakes. Haru and Russo did the ol' amateur hockeyfight and exchange some teeth for what seemed to be about 10 secs or so of just sloppy swings and lucky landings. Haru ate too many of these landings, for his liking so he reverted to what he knows best---takedowns!
Haru shoot in after tasting Russo's mitt and got the DOUBLE leg this time. Haru stood up (draining absolutely every bit of energy left in him) and walked withj Russo across the ring. Dropped him in the middle, and damned near passed out in the process.
Haru had nothing left. Haru was a corpse lying on top of Russo.
All Russo did was slide the corpse off of him and pinned down one of its arms and started punching it in the face. The corpse, aka Haru, came alive after the first full fledged shot--but it was too late. The damage was done. Haru's eye had opened up completely. Haru tried to block with his free hand but couldn't. Russo swung and hit about 3 more times and Haru had realized then, that it's time to tap the **** out.
Now here's the kicker.
Haru with his free hand, begins tapping out. While Haru is tappin out, Russo continues to strike Haru's unprotected noggin. Haru is still tapping out.(prolly about 15times--it felt like I was playing paddy-cake with the mat)Russo smashed Haru 5 more times in the eye. So Haru tried to block again. Dumb. Ate about 4 or 5 more shots before Haru decided to try to tap again. This time the retarded ref saw it.
Haru had grown another head just below his right eye thanks to this ghey ref. If Haru had any strength left in him at the end of the fight when Russo's hand was being raised, he would have clocked the ref.
Haru got back stage and the medical staff had to cut Haru's eye because he had a subdrual hematoma or something like that.
Here's another twist to this b.s. match. About 3 or 4 fighters came by and said that Russo had tapped out to the armbar before the bell went! They said that's why the owner came up on stage to talk to ref in between rounds.
They said to watch the tapes and to send them in and get a reversal decision. Haru hasn't seen the tape yet. When my corner confronted Russo about the "alleged" tap-out, he shied away and denied it all.
Honestly--Haru has no idea if he did tap or not. I think if I saw a tap-out---I for sure know that I wouldn't have come out for the second round.
Anyhoo--there's Haru's third brawl. Haru will never....and Haru means NEVER, fight for Dangerzone again. The whole standing us up early thing and the ****ed up 10 sec. thing, and the "not seeing anyone tap-out" thing is just too much. Gonna get down to 175lbs again before my next fight.
Later dudes.
Sorry for the length