I'm sick of all you haterz doubting Da1phatass, ya hear!?

Dig this *****z, Da1phatass is at this very moment in his garage doing damn sit-ups. Everytime i sit up, i press one damn button on the keyboard of my computer. Thats right *****ez, thats one damn sit-up per-letter on this damn post.

So what are you guys doing? Here I am, doing 13,000 sit-ups just for the hell of it. Ask yourself this...

HAVE YOU EVER??...

1. Done shadowboxing for 7 hours straight after work, just for the fun of it?

2. Ran 3 marathons back to back cos you want your stamina to be damn astronomical?!

3. Spent your whole dinner break at work doing press-ups.. thats right a whole hour haterz. Even then, were you tired? Because i wasn't. I wasn't even breathing hard- that **** was nothing. Homeys at work we're like "***** whaa?!".

4. Sparred 3 opponents at once, and still beat there damn skulls in!?

Well if you can answer all 4 of dem questions "yes" then your doing half as much as me hater! I don't mess around in this game *****s.

I'm 5 and 0 dawg! I'm gonna remain undefeated, i don't care what you punk ass *****es say.

Suckas be coming up to me and be like "hey Da1...be checking out my record!.. won 56 , lost 5" and i'm like... "Yo, prime Muhammed Ali.... 5 losses?! You a damn disgrace, go kill yourself."

If i ever got 5 losses, i'd be damn scarred mentally for life dawg. I'm undefeated yo. 5 - 0. Read it and weep haters.

I'm gotta go now man.. i'm gunna use all this hate as fuel now... gonna go get a run on. THATS RIGHT...i'm gunna go SPRINT for 10 damn miles.

???????:ugh:

Brilliant idea, terrible execution.

Brilliant idea, terrible execution.

You're crazy that was perfect. No offense Da1.

Brilliant idea, terrible execution.

Stupid wanker.

lmao..... oh **** I cant front that **** was funny...


13,000------situps lmao.... and the HAVe you ever part... lol.. this has to be that funny taco guy... lol..

EDIT:

3. Spent your whole dinner break at work doing press-ups.. thats right a whole hour haterz. Even then, were you tired? Because i wasn't. I wasn't even breathing hard- that **** was nothing. Homeys at work we're like "***** whaa?!".<----m lmao..... oh ****.. you... oh **** that was funniest part...

lmao.. sprint 20 miles lmao...:notworthy :lol1:

lmao.. you could have done better with the name though... phat ass just doesn't fit good...


but the post is funny as hell.

lol even funnier because im actually doing push-ups while responding and watching the fight on my computer lol..... no **** haha you gotta be the best flamer... you came up with that super hevay weight tacos thing and now you got me to a "T".. nice

5 star thread rating.

lol oh **** thats some funny ass **** lmao im still laughing....whats this? a tear?! BAHAHAHA :lol1: .......k im done

lmao. i'm pretty new here so i don't know the well known members but when i read that post i had an idea of who was being flamed. i was right. hahah.

PREPARE FOR SOME HATORADE! THATS WHAT I DRINK! ....ALOT OF!

Hahaha

tsk tsk, a poor atempt...poor poor atempt *****. Its getting old actually.

Haha, yeah i know Swells.

You got this ***** tied up again.

Great pwnage by you.

Haha, yeah i know Swells.

You got this ***** tied up again.

Great pwnage by you.

At least he realized it's a joke this time. I was expecting him to argue withy "phat ass" about whether he really does all those sit-ups.

Swells has the potential to be in with the boys... some of the stuff he posts is funny. I even frequently green k his funny ****.

But he needs to realise more about the whole alt thing - and stop trying to get one over on me.

tsk tsk, a poor atempt...poor poor atempt *****. Its getting old actually.

I think it was funny though... not so poor... sounds like somthing I would say and do.. lol...

subtract the exaggeration of course...:boxing:

I think it was funny though... not so poor... sounds like somthing I would say and do.. lol...

subtract the exaggeration of course...:boxing:

:thinking: Exaggeration?

Who is this Da1catas boy?!

Damn, your belt looks fake as hell. Look at my avy boy. See what a real title looks like.

Where abouts you live?! You look like a choir boy, not no boxer.

Da1phatass??

You should've came up with a better name than that..

I'm sick of all you haterz doubting Da1phatass, ya hear!?

Dig this *****z, Da1phatass is at this very moment in his garage doing damn sit-ups. Everytime i sit up, i press one damn button on the keyboard of my computer. Thats right *****ez, thats one damn sit-up per-letter on this damn post.

This must of took a long ass time to type then lol

So what are you guys doing? Here I am, doing 13,000 sit-ups just for the hell of it. Ask yourself this...

One question, did you actually put this post into Microsoft word or something and see if it was exactly 13,000 letters?

HAVE YOU EVER??...

1. Done shadowboxing for 7 hours straight after work, just for the fun of it?

2. Ran 3 marathons back to back cos you want your stamina to be damn astronomical?!

3. Spent your whole dinner break at work doing press-ups.. thats right a whole hour haterz. Even then, were you tired? Because i wasn't. I wasn't even breathing hard- that **** was nothing. Homeys at work we're like "***** whaa?!".

4. Sparred 3 opponents at once, and still beat there damn skulls in!?

Well if you can answer all 4 of dem questions "yes" then your doing half as much as me hater! I don't mess around in this game *****s.

I'm 5 and 0 dawg! I'm gonna remain undefeated, i don't care what you punk ass *****es say.

Suckas be coming up to me and be like "hey Da1...be checking out my record!.. won 56 , lost 5" and i'm like... "Yo, prime Muhammed Ali.... 5 losses?! You a damn disgrace, go kill yourself."

If i ever got 5 losses, i'd be damn scarred mentally for life dawg. I'm undefeated yo. 5 - 0. Read it and weep haters.

I'm gotta go now man.. i'm gunna use all this hate as fuel now... gonna go get a run on. THATS RIGHT...i'm gunna go SPRINT for 10 damn miles.

1. Get a life.

2. Get a life Pt. II

3. Yeah, you was killing it. Working out with other dude's dicks.

4. I could beat your grandma, your little 6 year old sister, and your handicapped mom at the same time too.

5. I just wasted a minunte of my life sonning you.

funny lad haha

I swear these posts have me in tears nearly every time lol.

Ahhhhh good times....

I think it was funny though... not so poor... sounds like somthing I would say and do.. lol...

subtract the exaggeration of course...:boxing:

Yah its funny, but mick got me last time with anal squabs. I was arguing with his alt account and didnt realize it.

Yah its funny, but mick got me last time with anal squabs. I was arguing with his alt account and didnt realize it.

oooooo..ok

Yah its funny, but mick got me last time with anal squabs. I was arguing with his alt account and didnt realize it.

Yeah, you got pwned.

But Da1phatass isn't me, but i know who it is...

but if i tell ya, i'd have to kill ya.

Yeah, you got pwned.

But Da1phatass isn't me, but i know who it is...

but if i tell ya, i'd have to kill ya.

SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS

This must of took a long ass time to type then lol



One question, did you actually put this post into Microsoft word or something and see if it was exactly 13,000 letters?



1. Get a life.

2. Get a life Pt. II

3. Yeah, you was killing it. Working out with other dude's dicks.

4. I could beat your grandma, your little 6 year old sister, and your handicapped mom at the same time too.

5. I just wasted a minunte of my life sonning you.

Oh dear, another poster who doesn't understand the concept of an alt.

You don't happen to be pals with Swells do you?



SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS

You got that right.

Oh dear, another poster who doesn't understand the concept of an alt.

You don't happen to be pals with Swells do you?




You got that right.

Nope,it went right over his head.I thought he was joking at first,but he was actually serious.

SERIOUS INTERNET BUSINESS

lol.....:owned:

Squabbs was an alt? That hurts me I actually thought he was a genuine fat ass who thought he was a world beater

Afraid not, he was an alt.

And the guy he was parodying has never returned due to his ownage.

Squabbs was an alt? That hurts me I actually thought he was a genuine fat ass who thought he was a world beater

I wish, wouldve been good for this site and me:popcorn:

Afraid not, he was an alt.

And the guy he was parodying has never returned due to his ownage.

Thats why I didn't like that one. Dai makes a funnier target because he doesn't seem like he'd care and he's more respected. Everyone already picked on squabs anyway so it didnt seem necessary. It was a funny alt aside from the chickenshi# bullying factor though.

im sorry but this **** was hilarious.. LOL..

whoever did this had way too much time on their hands..

DA1.. dunt stress this lol..its a kick.. sum1 who wants to be like.. i see it as admiration

HAhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahahahaha

im sorry but this **** was hilarious.. LOL..

whoever did this had way too much time on their hands..

DA1.. dunt stress this lol..its a kick.. sum1 who wants to be like.. i see it as admiration

lol.. look at my posts i was dying when i read it..I was the first to laugh at it..... I called ma brothers and everything...

The reason why its funny is because It actually sounds just like me *(obvious exaggeration though lol)* 13,000 sit up after each key i pressed.. lol halarious.. I still read it from the beggining when i see the thread lol....

This has to be that Taco guy.... Taco"after every workout" Man was funny too.


only thing is the name... lol he could have made a better name that phatass<--- just doesn't fit at all... Still great post though. 5 stars from me.

what happen you you number one fan AnimalSquatt Daty?