View Full Version : My roomate and his girl are fighting right now


The Golden Bear
04-17-2003, 02:45 AM
there is always something.

you never give me anything

YOU never give me anything

I should have dumped you later

I worked on my hands and knees for you

You make me feel like ****

Shut up!!! Shut UP!!!

You never shut up for anybody


your a spoiled little brat

we had plans and whats going to happen now?

I never said that!

Im tired if talking

wow! this is great! Blow by Blow for you my Global MMA brothers and sister

ruffneck119
04-17-2003, 02:48 AM
It's because women are ****ing crazy

The Golden Bear
04-17-2003, 02:50 AM
and good looking

ruffneck119
04-17-2003, 02:51 AM
that and they are ****ing hot and I want all of them

HockeyFighter
04-17-2003, 02:54 AM
and that my women owns me worse than nog did to coleman

The Golden Bear
04-17-2003, 02:57 AM
hahaha nice hockey nice.

Ive been seeing a girl as of late. I so wana get in the pants but i have no angle... any tips guys?

HockeyFighter
04-17-2003, 03:03 AM
Romance is never dead.......that is the key....poetry is a good thing. Never fear your feminine side (although i know you've never had that problem Blake). Be a gentleman. Never rush things, move at her pace.

ruffneck119
04-17-2003, 03:11 AM
get her drunk in a good way.

That's all I have to say.

realkaps
04-17-2003, 03:31 AM
Ruffnecks way will work alot quicker than Hockeyfighters, and she will probably think the poetry is lame......

HockeyFighter
04-17-2003, 04:05 AM
you suck, i rule

realkaps
04-17-2003, 04:19 AM
Thats why it took you 20 years to have sex.......

The Jake
04-17-2003, 05:37 AM
... only to be owned by the first woman you lay.

- The Jake

Magic Man
04-17-2003, 06:33 AM
Originally posted by The Blake
there is always something.

you never give me anything

YOU never give me anything

I should have dumped you later

I worked on my hands and knees for you

You make me feel like ****

Shut up!!! Shut UP!!!

You never shut up for anybody


your a spoiled little brat

we had plans and whats going to happen now?

I never said that!

Im tired if talking

wow! this is great! Blow by Blow for you my Global MMA brothers and sister

hahahaha, I can imagine you sitting there in the room with them, intently listening to each retort, sitting in front of the computer typing wildly! :)

VulgarTheClown
04-17-2003, 09:58 AM
so kick both of there asses and then **** them both!

Bzob
04-17-2003, 10:10 AM
Tell him to hit her, Women respect physical power

rtbrouwer
04-17-2003, 10:16 AM
I hate men who beat women!

Curly Howard
04-17-2003, 10:19 AM
I hate women who beat men