He got into a scuffle with a wee young pupil fella at his daughters school and Mourinho pulled his hair like a sodding girl. What a fanny fart! ...and the reason he did it was cause the special cunts daughter said he (mourinho) was the best, but the lad said he wasn't. No wonder the portuguese shag monkey went for him - "You insult me? My ego cannot take this. I now pull your hair like big girl. You'll be sorry".

http://www.thesun.co.uk/sol/homepage/news/article444032.ece

As you can see the source is reliable. The reporters at the sun would never lie, would they...

Forgive my Yankee ways, but what is the Sun?

Forgive my Yankee ways, but what is the Sun?

It's that big round yellow thing in the sky