How about given someone a full on facial? I don't mean just a blowjob where she swallows, they all do that(or should, ****in' prudes). I mean a full on money shot plastered on her face. Well, Have you?

no, but i will. **** what they want, just do it.

that is, when i get a chance. probably in a year or two.

I bury my face in my wife's ass on a daily basis

Originally posted by Cesaro
no, but i will. **** what they want, just do it.

Attaboy! That's what I'm talkin' about! Didn't that feel GOOD?! Damn, if you were closer I'd take ya to a ttitybar myself and buy you a lapdance!

Originally posted by Wushu
I bury my face in my wife's ass on a daily basis

Mr. Wushu, I thought of you when I made this thread, but the question is "does she ever toss YOUR salad, or has anyone ever? How about the facial?

Lapdances give me blue balls.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Mr. Wushu, I thought of you when I made this thread, but the question is "does she ever toss YOUR salad, or has anyone ever? How about the facial? NAh, I don't let her near my ass!!! As far as facials go, I've never busted one on a chick's face before....damn, I'm pathetic!

I had a girl want me to. I couldn;t get into it.

never had my ass licked either

Some girls are kinda funny about lettin' you splatter them in the face with your manchowder . I did it once, but it was by accident, she took her mouth off my rod and I squirted her across her cheek, lips and forehead. One girl started to toss my salad but it kind of tickled and felt wierd so I made her stop. That was several years ago so I'm sure she's tossed many a salad bye now...

I'd pay like $32.91 to toss Britney Spear's salad

Yes

I was with a girl for 5 years who let me do everything.
If she felt uncomfortable about something, she would just get drunk and let me have a BLAST!!!!

I tossed her salad even when she didnt want me to.

a word to the wise everyone, get your salad tossed.
youll feel much better.

My favorite part of the salad toss is finding the toilet paper balls

Dude, I've gotten the TP balls in my mouth just from eating *****. It totally grossed me out! Yeeech! Doesn't getting little **** covered balls of paper in your mouth bother you?

I like the first time you do it and they're like...WTF are you...uh..what...oooOOOoooOOoo.

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I like the first time you do it and they're like...WTF are you...uh..what...oooOOOoooOOoo.

That's nice. Now answer the question! Have you had your salad tossed? How about the giving someone the mayo face?

Originally posted by Curly Howard
Yes

The quote function being abused like never before

Originally posted by Curly Howard
I like the first time you do it and they're like...WTF are you...uh..what...oooOOOoooOOoo. BWHAHAHAHA...that's exactly how my girl acted!!!!! Nowadays, she automatically lays on her stomach and puts her ass in the air

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
The quote function being abused like never before

This is madness

Damn it Curly! YES isn't good enough! I want details! Did you jerk off and splatter her in the face ****o style or was it in prison with your daddy? Inquiring minds want to know!

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
The quote function being abused like never before

Have you ever took a **** on a girls tits?

Originally posted by gman
Have you ever took a **** on a girls tits?

Define "Take a ****"

I've never poo'd on anyone but myself, and that was on accident...

Originally posted by gman
Have you ever took a **** on a girls tits? Have you ever drank a woman's diarrhea with one of these..


http://www.janway.com/images/straw-crazy-a.jpg

I've tossed a few salads but never had the favor returned. Don't know if I'd like it though. I have never given the full on money shot in the eye either. That's one thing I would like to do soon though.

This girl I'm seeing right now asked me last night if I liked anal. Bells started going off in my head like I had just won the prize cause I could tell by the way she asked the question that she was telling me she liked anal. I said I'll put my dick in your ear if that's what you'd like.

Luke, your quote is hilarious, is that from BlueBulldogge?

Yes that is a Blue Bulldogge special.

Wushu, no, but it has always been a fantasy of mine.

You should try it....it makes **** juice so enjoyable

I nearly **** on myself when I read that piece of genius

**** juice is gross, but I kinda like the way butt juice smells...

I'd love to smell Liz Hurley's undies after she jogged 30 miles in 110 degree weather.

Liz Hurley makes my pants feel tight in the crotch area...

Hugh Grant was so lucky...****er actually got to smell her logs...some guys have all the luck

Right now I really want to hit Tina Fey up for some reason.

Originally posted by Wushu
Hugh Grant was so lucky...****er actually got to smell her logs...some guys have all the luck

LMAO@smelling her logs.....HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!