I got this email from my ISP today.

Dear ****** Area Member,

This morning Wednesday, April 16, the CenturyTel Central Office in
***** is experiencing a very large outage causing a significant number of
phone lines, including those belonging to YHTI to be disrupted. We have
been in constant contact with CenturyTel but do not have an ETA on
restoring service to your area at this time.

We apologize for any inconveniences this may have caused you.


Operations Department


Now how was I supposed to check my email if the ISP is down???

HAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHA! Stupid people are easy to rob...

Curly without the internet? What would that be like?

LOL @ Curlys Probleem

Tanner's cute.

I've got one for you:

Just found out from my sister that some one was plastered at 1 pm, and decided to have a nice little afternoon drive. Smashed into a 29 year old also driving down the road right in front of a ****ing strip mall. Broad daylight, he goes driving when he's hammered, hits another car, and now a 29 year old is dead. **** EVERYONE.

I wasn't home when it happened but it was like they sent it to me so they could say... We had a problem...We worked on it...We fixed it....Hurray for us....I'm thinking about sending a reply and say...I had to drill through concrete...My masonry bit broke...I got another one.....I made a hole.

hahaha

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
I've got one for you:

Just found out from my sister that some one was plastered at 1 pm, and decided to have a nice little afternoon drive. Smashed into a 29 year old also driving down the road right in front of a ****ing strip mall. Broad daylight, he goes driving when he's hammered, hits another car, and now a 29 year old is dead. **** EVERYONE.

Jesus Luke...I hate that someone decides to go out and take another persons life like that...I get so pissed when people brag about how many DWIs they have.

Heres one for you.

A local 28 year old man, drives home from a bar and his ex wife tells him to pull over so she can drive. as he is pulling over he hits a pedestrian on a bicycle at 12:00 midnight on a sunday. So instead of stopping he floors it t find out he is on a dead end street. So he has to drive back by the lady he just hit and she dives out of the way (thinking he is comeing to finish the job) then someone called the cops and he ran and when he came home there were 12 cops waiting for him and took him to jail.

**** EVERYONE

about stupid people......

Stupid people should have to wear signs that just say, "I'm Stupid". That way you wouldn't rely on them, would you? You wouldn't ask them anything. It would be like, "Excuse me... oops, never mind. I didn't see your sign."

It's like before I moved. Our house was full of boxes and there was a U-Haul truck in our driveway. My friend comes over and says "Hey, you moving?" "Nope. We just pack our stuff up once or twice a week to see how many boxes it takes. Here's your sign..."

A couple of months ago I went fishing with a buddy of mine, we pulled his boat into the dock, I lifted up this big 'ol stringer of bass and this idiot on the dock goes, "Hey, y'all catch all them fish?" "Nope - Talked 'em into giving up. Here's your sign..."

I was watching one of those animal shows on the Discovery Channel. There was a guy inventing a shark bite suit. And there's only one way to test it. "Alright Jimmy, you got that shark suit on, it looks good... They want you to jump into this pool of sharks, and you tell us if it hurts when they bite you." "Well, all right, but hold my sign. I don't wanna lose it..."

Last time I had a flat tire, I pulled my truck into one of those side-of-the-road gas stations. The attendant walks out, looks at my truck, looks at me, and I SWEAR he said, "Tire go flat?" I couldn't resist. Said, "Nope. I was driving around and those other three just swelled right up on me. Here's your sign..."

We were trying to sell our car about a year ago. A guy came over to the house and drove the car around for about 45 minutes. We get back to the house, he gets out of the car, reaches down and grabs the exhaust pipe, then says, "Darn that's hot!" See, If he'd been wearing his sign, I could have stopped him...

I learned to drive an 18 wheeler in my days of adventure. Wouldn't ya know I misjudged the height of a bridge. The truck got stuck and I couldn't get it out no matter how I tried. I radioed in for help and eventually a local cop shows up to take the report.

He went through his basic questioning... ok... no problem. I thought sure he was clear of needing a sign... until he asked "So.. is your truck stuck?" I couldn't help myself! I looked at him, looked back at the rig and then back to him and said "no I'm delivering' a bridge... Oh, & here's your sign......"

bwahahah, that's one of the funniest posts I've ever read.

i'm crackin up