Don't be so down lil cracka! Turn that frown upside down, then lick that bung til it's doodoo brown!

i'm always down. even when i'm happy something still sucks.

Are you happy being sad? Some people like feeling blue.

*****ing and complaining makes me happy. being bored with NO ****ING GIRLFRIEND is the only thing i don't like.

Quit your *****ing. Wah I stink, Wah Im Dirty, Wah Im Ugly.

Do you want a dirt bottle you big baby?

Cesaro, why do you want a girlfriend? Do you just want something warm to put your penis in? Gf's never ever stop talking and can get very annoying. If it wasn't for the cooter, well you get the picture...

Girls will ruin your life!

Cesaro is a cool mofo. HE should be the Female Rotties Mod

girls=evil

Bzob, yes I would like my bottle if you have one, please. Not too hot though.

Bulldogge, yes I would like something warm to put my penis in, preferably attached to a female body.

Mr. Beelzebub, thank you.

By the way, I just took a shower. It was nice, I may do it more often.

Showers are waaay overrated. I just clean my neck with a towel and some alcohol whenever I fell my shirts' collars sticking to me.

I also need something explained to me.

There is Person A, Person B(female), and me.

Person A is married to person B. A and B hate each other. A and B are 18 years old and have a baby together. A has no job. B has a job and makes very little money. B is overweight, ugly, annoying, *****y, jealous, and is ignorant. B hates her life.

B calls ME a loser. I make her household annual income in 3 months, and despite what it seems, am actually somewhat content with my life. How is this possible? Isn't that against the rules? Isn't it like a homeless telling someone to get a job? A *** calling someone gay? Pot calling the kettle black?

I don't really care that she calls me a loser, its just confusing that she did.

Loser is just one of the many meaningless sounds that come out of the dickhole just below the womens nose. Ignore her at all times and dismiss everthing she says as irrelevant. Next time she speaks, treat the incoherent babbling the same way that you would react to a monkey throwing poo at you.

My life ****ing sucks too

She's one of the dumbest people I know..I don't take insult to her calling me a loser, I call myself one 70+ times a day. I was just wondering how she thinks she's an exception to being a loser.

Women have justifications for anything and everything.

Maybe she's in denial.

people=stupid.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Maybe she's in denial.

They're ALL in denial.

Hockeyfighter is right. We are too nice. **** being nice. Nice guys always get ****ed over. From now on I think I am going to start being a douche bag.

I'll play my Elton John CDs just a little too loud at night and in traffic jams.

I'll take multiple parking spaces from now on.

Maybe instead of being nice to females I'll refer to them as whore, slut, or ***** instead of by name.

Maybe I won't put "18+" on my spam email subjects anymore.

Maybe I won't take other peoples feelings or wants into consideration when I say or do things.

**** people.

Vicmister17: i should start being a prick to people
Rapid: i think i am
Vicmister17: get more respect that way
Vicmister17: people will like me more
Vicmister17: they will trust me
Vicmister17: because nice guys always do come in last
Rapid: yep

Sometimes a person can be in so deep in a hole that they forget what is outside of it, and they tend to think that their pathetic existence is perfectly normal.
**** her. Her punishment is to walk in her broke ass shoes for the rest of her life.

And I just posted a huge archive of **** in Females Rotties for those who care.

Originally posted by Cesaro
Hockeyfighter is right. We are too nice. **** being nice. Nice guys always get ****ed over. From now on I think I am going to start being a douche bag.

I'll play my Elton John CDs just a little too loud at night and in traffic jams.

I'll take multiple parking spaces from now on.

Maybe instead of being nice to females I'll refer to them as whore, slut, or ***** instead of by name.

Maybe I won't put "18+" on my spam email subjects anymore.

Maybe I won't take other peoples feelings or wants into consideration when I say or do things.

**** people.



Vicmister17: i should start being a prick to people
Rapid: i think i am
Vicmister17: get more respect that way
Vicmister17: people will like me more
Vicmister17: they will trust me
Vicmister17: because nice guys always do come in last
Rapid: yep
YES! That strategy works great for me! Being nice is LAME. I don't know why people do it. It's true, try it out today. Go to a restraunt, order something expensive and then be a total dick about it, say how gross your steak is and how ****ed up the service is. Be EXTRA loud and obnoxious and they'll fall over themselves trying to kiss your ass and you'll get the meal free. Also try and think of women as inanimate objects that are here soley for our entertainment, you'll feel better.

Originally posted by Cesaro
And I just posted a huge archive of **** in Females Rotties for those who care.

I care, and thank you sir.

Maybe being an ******* is the answer to life. Nice people never get anything good.

Nice people get violated by people like me. Niceness is very closely related to *****itus so it makes you a target.

Indeed. I'm nice and I'm also a *****, but **** being nice from now on.

Blue, you are the wisest man alive. Jake's classic comment about women has just been replaced by yours in my sig. Thank you.

YEEEHAWWW! Get ready for a depraved life of debauchery and perversity! You'll like it better. Except when you feel dirty. It kind of sucks at first, but then goes away.

i'll have to get a life first before it can become those things.

Originally posted by LukeDothSucketh
Blue, you are the wisest man alive. Jake's classic comment about women has just been replaced by yours in my sig. Thank you.

Why thank sir. I think that you'll find that my teachings (Blue 101) will help many people from all walks of life in almost all their daily dealings.

blue, is that your dog in the avatar?

No. I have a little white Jack Russell Terrier. That's just a dog that I liked. I really like that blue color that some dog's get. Mostly neo', amstaffs, cane corsos and a few others.

Originally posted by Cesaro
i'll have to get a life first before it can become those things.

If you have a car and a job, you too can be living the dream!

I don't actually have a job but I have money and a car.

SOMEONE
IS
GOING
TO
****ING
DIE
IF
I
FIND
OUT
WHO
KEEPS
CALLING
ME
AND
HANGING
UP

SECOND TIME TODAY!!!!!!!!!!!!

Money is really all you need. Did you check out that website?

Originally posted by HockeyFighter
My life ****ing sucks too

HA HA

This telephone bandit is driving me insane.

I think I'm going to change my number.

**** is the answer... it always is

I'm desensitized to ****. I hardly even look at what I post.

Luke is right. All of life's problems are answered in the world of ****.

Cesaro, hit *69, you get their number for 75 cents. Then phone them. When they pick up it should go somethign like this:

"Hello?"
"Hello."
"... Do you want something?"
"Is this ###-####?"
"Yes... can I help you?"
"I'm going to ****ing kill you and everyone you've ever loved"
*Click*

I've tried, it won't give me the number.

is it time for me to get new shoes?

http://members.aol.com/cesaro85/shoes.jpg
http://members.aol.com/cesaro85/shoes2.jpg

maybe these shoes turn chicks away from me. they probably think i'm poor along with my dirty ass chute boxe hoody i've worn every day for 3 months.

Get new stuff to get the chicks.

THEY ****ING CALLED AGAIN!!!!!

Invite a chick to go shopping with you, then **** her. Simple.

I like your ideas, I'd like to subscribe to your magazine

Good God, this has to be the single greatest thread I've ever read in my life. The knowledge found within is astounding.
And the whole nice thing, god it's overrated. Avoid being nice the same way you'd avoid a ***** with aids. In my experiences with women I have found that they much prefer a big mouthed ******* to a little whiny ass *****.

And Cesaro, if you want to get a woman, get some new shoes. The female sex likes when a man dresses nice.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
Invite a chick to go shopping with you, then **** her. Simple.

Bonus points if it's done in the store.

I never dress nice.

I wore my chute boxe hoody to a funeral. I'm probably going to wear it at a wedding in a few weeks.

Originally posted by Zen420
big mouthed ******* to a little whiny ass *****.

And Cesaro, if you want to get a woman, get some new shoes. The female sex likes when a man dresses nice.

whiny ass ***** = me

that has to be the reason i never can get a girlfriend to talk to me for more than 3 minutes. other than the fact that i'm ugly and stupid.

Your not stupid and your funny. Also, you should be working the Harry Potter thing...Zen's right about the shoes though. Where is that pic of you?

i've thought about buying some new shoes, i love those things though. i might buy some jerusalem cruisers and another pair of adidas.

i think i only look like harry potter with longer hair and glasses. my **** is cut, so now i just look like an average retard.

Originally posted by Cesaro
whiny ass ***** = me

that has to be the reason i never can get a girlfriend to talk to me for more than 3 minutes. other than the fact that i'm ugly and stupid.

There's nothing wrong with being a whiny ass *****, we all are in some shape or form, you just can't let a girl who you want to **** know that. You have to make her think you're what she wants. Next time you talk to a girl, just listen closely, they'll tell you exactly what they want, and just take it from there. Don't make it obvious that you're trying to please her, you gotta be slick, and make yourself appear to be a great fit for her even if you just wanna hit it.

Being a whiny ass ***** is all I've ever known.

If i'm not asking questions or complaining about something, I'm lost.

Go to the bar. Beat the **** out of some guy infront of all the rotties. The end.

Good idea. If I ever did that I would go about 60 miles out of the way incase I got ****ed up so nobody would recognize me.

When playing Pride for PS2 does anyone else pretend to be the fighter?

What do you mean..........Pretend

I only play the bad ass characters I created. Anyone else notice how weird the heelhooks look in Pride and Tapout?

I am a character in the game.

So am I, except in the game I have talent and skill. And abs.

Oh I'm fat and have limited skills.

http://members.aol.com/cesaro85/mepride.gif

me on pride