Did you ever find the bastard who stole your bike?

Ron Jeremy?

i want a huge package like ron jeremy

Originally posted by Cesaro
i want a huge package like ron jeremy

I got one and its not all that it is cracked up to be. all you ever hear is ow ow ow ow that hurts. and i wish we could be in the same room when we do it.

i would just stare at it. walk around the mall in sweats with no underwear. i'll never get a chance to use it so i'm not worried about that.

No I didn't find my bike :(.... but I might still run into him and kill him :)

KICK HIS ASS!

i have a small penis

also have about 14 or 3 ingrown hairs in my pubic region

I wish my dick was GIANORMOUS! I would show it off all the time and try to break into ****. Unfortunately I'm totally average.

Originally posted by Blue Bulldogge
I wish my dick was GIANORMOUS!

so do i. i never get laid but it still would be awesome to tell people about it. i'm probably below average.

My pee pee is 2cm

But you make up for it by tossing mmmaaaajorrr salad. That is a positive attitude!