Shut the **** up!

She's been chatting about cunting dafodils for about 5 minutes - "The thing about dafodils is they're such happy flowers".

^You what? I know she has to fill the time but jesus, mary and pearl necklace wearing Joseph, what a blabbering fanny fart she is...

The blond bloke is far worse, the face, the eyes, the suit, the smile and the ****in hair, if looks could kill we'd all be dead.

The blond bloke is far worse, the face, the eyes, the suit, the smile and the ****in hair, if looks could kill we'd all be dead.

I think i know who you're on about, and from what I remember you're bleeding right so you are. These are the type of cunts that should be presenting some childrens programs. The cheesy bastards!

I think i know who you're on about, and from what I remember you're bleeding right so you are. These are the type of cunts that should be presenting some childrens programs. The cheesy bastards!

worse than that, their qvc dropouts, and yea hes the tubby bloke with the spray on tan (aint they all)

I can't take it anymore. I've turned over to channel 5 to watch the NBA.

I can't take it anymore. I've turned over to channel 5 to watch the NBA.

I think its hot bath, ketamine, morphine and a new razor time but b4 u go seeing as its just you and me, umm maybe you wanna make out?:tapedshut

I think its hot bath, ketamine, morphine and a new razor time but b4 u go seeing as its just you and me, umm maybe you wanna make out?:tapedshut

Why not. There's nothing on the telly, so a wee bit of how's yer father would go down a treat :luvbed:

Why not. There's nothing on the telly, so a wee bit of how's yer father would go down a treat :luvbed:

The question is do you think you've got what it takes to fist me?

The question is do you think you've got what it takes to fist me?

I've got the motivation, the skills, experience and lube to make it happen. If ever a man is capable of achieving this feat, it is surely me. Laddie and southpaw would also be up to the task as well though, to be fair to them.

I've got the motivation, the skills, experience and lube to make it happen. If ever a man is capable of achieving this feat, it is surely me. Laddie and southpaw would also be up to the task as well though, to be fair to them.

you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? / put you're fist in my arse

you talk the talk but can you walk the walk? / put you're fist in my arse

Brace yerself, my fist is approaching...

Where has Brian Dowling gone, he was much better than this nobhead on now.

Brace yerself, my fist is approaching...

oo you were right, im a virgin you know :luvbed:

I guess she doesnt quite measure up to her swedish counterpart
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mzvhjmQln6E
rather amusing

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Disgusting, the lot of you.

Especially that vagabond Muttley.

I can't take it anymore. I've turned over to channel 5 to watch the NBA.

Jesus Christ! desperate cuntin' measures, Hoff.

These late-night TV quiz programs are truly awful though.

Shut the **** up!

She's been chatting about cunting dafodils for about 5 minutes - "The thing about dafodils is they're such happy flowers".

^You what? I know she has to fill the time but jesus, mary and pearl necklace wearing Joseph, what a blabbering fanny fart she is...

I think Zoe is quite cute, has great eyes and a nice body, she does talk a little ****, but thats the point of the programme, to wate time in between calls.